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Legendary Villains: The Origin of Megatron And Rise of The Decepticons!

“I would have waited an eternity for this, Prime.”

In this new series dedicated entirely to villains, we’ll be discussing the devious merits of villainy and the loneliness of Evil. Their victories, their defeats, and, most importantly, their origins and the roots of wickedness. Where did they come from and what is the end game for some of our favorite bad guys? That and more await!

In this edition, we will delve into the cold, metallic core of Megatron – the leader of the deadly Decepticons.

For those who are new to the Transformers franchise, the vast number of heroes and villains could be overwhelming. Unlike other franchises, such as MOTU, where the characters are easily distinguishable from one another, Transformers revolves around giant robots fighting other giant robots. To an untrained eye, it might be challenging to differentiate between the characters. For instance, the Decepticons alone have two characters with ‘wave’ in their names and who are unrelated – Soundwave and Shockwave.

Regardless of that, once you dive into the series it’s apparent how distinct each of the characters all are from one another so don’t let that be an early deterrent or else you’d be cheating yourself to some of the best sci-fi lore ever constructed.

Despite there being so many different ‘bots to love or hate the entirety of Transformers is firmly rooted in two of the most pivotal characters to ever walk across Cybertron. Those being Optimus Prime, the heroic leader of the valiant Autobots, and Megatron, the ruthless lord of the mighty Decepticons who will stop at nothing to rid the universe of all Autobots.

Today we’re delving deep into the earliest days of this monumental tyrant and the army he raised out of the shadows of Cybertron.

Megatron

Fundamentally, Megatron is not your typical villain who cackles and twirls a mustache while plotting new dastardly schemes. He is a unique kind of evil that arises out of desperation and the demands of those who need a leader. Despite his ruthless reputation, Megatron is a necessary evil that filled a void and provided leadership in times of uncertainty.

According to the official IDW comic line, Megatron initially had strong reservations about fighting against other ‘bots. However, due to unfortunate circumstances (and perhaps, most frightening of all, fate itself), Megatron eventually rose to a position of power, which led to the formation of the Decepticon army and a new order.

A dark messiah for darkened days.

Across the galaxies, Megatron has relentlessly chased the Autobots, feeding his hatred of them with every spark he stomps out of existence. Over time, many, including Optimus himself, have fallen victim to Megatron’s cold retribution for sins he deems to be unforgivable.

Where does this intense hatred stem from? What drives his relentless desire to defeat his hated enemies? His is a story of personal loss and betrayal, a tragedy that led to an alliance with violent intentions at a time when his home planet was on the brink of destruction.

It’s a legacy forged from the fires of civil war influenced by corrupt senators, corrupted Primes, and a desperate struggle for survival.

Background – The War On Cybertron

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons. The Decepticons fight back with fanatical zeal showing no mercy. Their war erupts across the endless night as the two titanic forces clash in an endless array of heavy metal and roaring cannon fire. Their war flashed across the TV screens and held us all captive as kids. We chose our sides and stood faithfully beside our heroes. We also made those little plastic toy replicas beat the crap out of each other as we repeated all the glowing spectacles we’d seen on TV. The war was on!

But it all began on their homeworld, Cybertron.

Most of us – if not all of us – know Transformers from the successful cartoon and connected toylines back in the early ’80s. Our younger audience will probably know the franchise thanks to the Bay movies. But the cartoon is where these guys got their start.

In the very first episode of the series, we’re introduced to a complex backstory. The story opens during the final days of Cybertron and the Autobots are declared outlaws on their own planet. Seeking refuge on Earth, the Autobots are facing a decimated planet with a depleted source of power, Energon, which is vital to every ‘bot’s survival. Seeking salvation and safety, the Autobots make final preparations for the Ark to carry them across the vast ocean of stars. Their goal is to regroup and reinforce their strengths, eventually to return to Cybertron and renew it to its former glory.

Megatron is well aware of Optimus Prime’s plans and is unwilling to let any trailer escape his grasp. He and his Decepticons are determined to track down Prime and his rebel army, no matter how far they may flee. This is how their war ends up on Earth. I didn’t realize this as a kid – because I was a shitheaded little thing – but it’s obvious the Decepticons have won!

We don’t have much information about the history of how things became so difficult for the Autobots. All we know is they had to abandon their world and take refuge among us. However, the creative storytellers of comic books and video games have largely helped fill in many missing pieces about the Cybertonian civil war. The IDW comics offer a detailed explanation of how Megatron became who we know him as, while the (butt-slapping AWESOME) two Cybertron games provide a wicked account of the Autobots’ last days on their home planet.

Honestly that’s the stuff I find most interesting – the Cybertron events.

The Origins of Megatron As Told By IDW Comics – The Miner, The Gladiator, the Tyrant

Mining Energon deep from within the planet’s core fortified Megatron with its own set of trials. He is strong and determined. This is our first official introduction to Megatron in the canon. At Mining Outpost C-12 to be exact.

The comic opens with a senate flagship en route to deliver some devastating news to the mining crew. The Senate has decided it’s high time a more cost-effective method of mining the essential Energon they’ve all come to rely on is in order. Unbeknownst to the hard-working ‘bots below they’re about to be replaced by cheaper labor. They all stand to lose their livelihood and their homes as a result.

Senator Decimus is given the task of delivering the devastating news to the mining colony, and the guy has little to no concern for the many lives he’s about to ruin. He sees them as nothing more than cogs in a greater machine and easily replaceable. He’s warned the colony won’t like the news but he just shrugs it off, trusting in his private security detail to handle any potential inconvenience.

Once Decimus greets the assembled workers he turns all politician and informs them this will be their last cycle and how “the senate thanks each of you for your contribution.”

He spins some bullshit story about how they’ll all be relocated to new destinations but not a one of these guys is buying the shit Decimus is selling. One miner dares speak up shouting about the senate being corrupt. The guy’s had all he can stand from this political bullcrap and refuses to shut up.

A security guard walks up to the outspoken ‘bot and kills him on the spot. Right next to Megatron. The officer then flashes the Autobot badge at the crowd and dares anyone else to make a scene.

Well, how could Megatron resist an offer like that? With such an open invitation, he hurls a glowing pickaxe right at the pompous senator, nailing him in the shoulder, and taking him down! Megatron’s eyes burn red and the legacy begins!

A riot breaks out! Having put up with all they can stand the miners reach a boiling point and go nuclear quick. “Murderers!” someone shouts at the security guards. Then Megatron’s voice rises above all others as he commands”Take them apart!” and the ‘bots smash against the guards like a battering ram. Megatron has a singular goal in mind and locates the officer who flashed his badge (the murderer) and kills him with his bare hands.

Clearly not expecting things to get this out of hand, the wounded Decimus watches in horror as his security detail is overwhelmed by a roaring mob of angry ‘bots. Losting control of the situation he orders them to open fire against the rioters and things go from bad to worse in a matter of seconds.

Most of the miners get fried on sight and it’s a total massacre.

Megatron survives along with a few others. They’re immediately arrested and shipped off to a prison facility.

This is far too simple an end for someone such as Megatron though and there’s no way fate would see him sealed away to rot in a prison. Aboad the prison transport Megatron has time to reflect on the actions left behind back there. How he killed a law enforcer and encouraged a riot. He’s never killed before today and it’s weighing heavy on him. him.

He’s interrupted when his fellow prisoners urge him to help them escape their dire fates. Fans will note this little ‘bot is none other than Rumble, one of my favorite of the cassette guys… but oh wow that’s a whole other thing and happens way, way down the road so we’re not getting into all that right now. Anyway, Megatron’s reluctant at first and doesn’t want more blood on his hands but you know what they say about desperate times calling for equally desperate measures.

So, while en route to prison, Megatron leads a coup, takes over the ship, and does it all without breaking a sweat… hypothetically speaking. The vehicle of their damnation quickly becomes the means of their salvation. Still, there’s one last bit of business Megatron must attend to before they get away scot-free. The Senator’s ship is not too far away from them and well when life hands you lemons ya know. Megatron turns the ship to face the Senator’s and something amazing is about to happen.

Decimus is undergoing maintenance repairs on the grievous wound he received back at the mining colony. He learns they lost contact with the prison ship’s pilot (Longshot) and just when things couldn’t get worse for the guy Megatron gets on the com system. Proving, once again, what a total badass he is Megatron uses Decimus’s own words against him and says, “The senate thanks each of you for your contribution.”

To everyone aboard the Senator’s ship’s utmost horror, they see the rouge transporter is lighting up its weapons.

Ka-fucking-BOOM, bitch! Megatron unleashes unholy Hell all over that smug fuck before escaping! Decimus’s ship burns and veers violently off course, but, on purpose too, Megatron didn’t destroy the vessel. The Senator lives. When questioned why he didn’t just kill Decimus, Megatron informs his crew that had they destroyed the ship the Senate would waste no time in hunting them down. Instead, by leaving the asshole alive out there, the Senate would rather invest all their energy in saving him and not waste time on searching for a small band of criminals. Reluctant as he may have been we already see the mastermind at work to preserve his people.

The prisoners lay low and hide in Kaon where a new life awaits Megatron in the pits of death-match gladiatorial arenas.

Kaon Gladiator Pits

We’re introduced to Sentinal Prime, the lead law enforcer and overall scary dude. The guy is armed to the gills with weapons and stands as an opposing figure, towering over (most) everyone else. This is early on in the lore so Optimus Prime doesn’t exactly exist yet. What I mean is the character is alive and active but goes by the name Orion Pax. He’s not become a Prime yet, and, up until now, the Primes have mostly all proven to be corrupted and cruel.

Now wait a moment. Before fans ring my neck I’m not saying Sentinal Prime is corrupt. After a quick re-read it’s pretty clear he’s on the up and up, and, in a funny way, finds the Senate to be annoying. At least that’s what I get from him. Like, when he’s approached about the Senator’s distress beacon somewhere off planet at first he acts like he can’t be bothered by it. Like it’s not his problem and he assigns someone else to look into it. That made me actually laugh. The guy is ok by me and is a fan-favorite and rightly so too.

Just look at the guy! I would love it if MDLX made a figure of him.

Meanwhile, rumors of (pretty illegal) gladiatorial games are mounting. These games involve violent matches where ‘bots fight for their lives in a show of brute strength and tactical might. Word of such events has even made its way to the Senate, where ailing old farts fret over what sort of threat these (alleged) warrior ‘bots could pose to their law and order. Doesn’t take long before they enlist Sentinal Prime to seek and destroy whoever is behind this.

We come back to Megatron – and you know it – he’s part of the gladiators. He’s quickly risen in rank due to his tactics and natural talents for combat.

It’s during this period we really get to see the leader of the Decepticons come into his own. The villain we all know starts showing his face as he, expecting Sentinal Prime to be on the hunt, starts setting the board in his own favor.

Chenk is the ‘bot in charge of these events and takes sadistic pleasure in seeing the most violent of outcomes. We’re thrown into the action with Megatron battling an opponent. During the fight, Megatron transforms into his vehicular mode and throws his weight down upon his rival ending the fight with a nasty blow. He doesn’t kill him though.

This act of mercy pisses Chenck off and he demands death. The crowds around Megatron chant, ’til all are one!’ over and over, filling his mind, and opening a dark portal within his core. Filled with new purpose Megatron obliges and kills his opponent and the crowds erupt in a frenzy of cheers. Megatron basks in it.

Now could it be that this event marked the moment when Megatron lost the final ounce of innocence desperately clinging to him? This death, though encouraged as it was, was in fact done in cold blood. True, he hesitated at first, but the door towards a violent path swung open and he willingly chose to step foot on it.

A darker side of Megatron starts being seen in all of his calculations from here on out.

The violent games continue to spread through the underground of Kaon, building in infamy and in numbers as more ‘bots flock to join the arenas. All the while Megatron gains increasing notoriety for his incredible battle prowess. His calculated ruthlessness begins to gradually show as well.

For example, in one game Chenck is shockingly betrayed by his own teammates, which creates an opportunity for Megatron to strike and he deals a fatal blow that ends Chenck’s life. Megatron quickly takes charge and ascends the empty throne to rule in Chenck’s place. A new power is on the rise.

Now fans have speculated whether or not Megatron was the puppet master behind this betrayal or if it was a coincidence. I happen to believe he orchestrated it. Mainly because it’s during these gladiator times that he’s molded into the villain we all know him as and this doesn’t seem too far off the course of what we’d come to expect.

Fun detail: The Deathmatch arenas are built onsite for every game and then torn down leaving not a trace behind. It’s discovered that the bodies of fallen ‘bots are in fact smelted down and used in the construction of these gladiatorial sites. That’s so motherfucking metal. Imagine going to a deathmatch wrestling event where the ring was made up of the bodies and bones of fallen wrestlers. Or a metal concert where the guts and viscera of fanatic fans were used to build the stage? Metal as Hell! Megatron is hardcore and one of my top favorites for obvious reasons!

Decepticons Assemble

The board is set and all the crucial pieces make their play. It’s here that we start seeing some very familiar faces show up.

So Sentinal Prime can no longer ignore the widespread rumors of the illegal games happening beneath everyone’s nose. He assigns two of his Autobots to snoop around and see what they might dig up.

These two spies manage to locate the location of a new arena build site and it becomes apparent they’ve accidentally stumbled face-first into a hornet nest of activity. Constructicons arrive and make fast work of the area. Dead ‘bots are cast into a glowing pit, smelted down, and the arena starts to rise. The two spies are horrified by the sight.

Then Megatron arrives and the spies are pretty much doomed. During this event, Soundwave, one of my favorite Decepticons, makes a dramatic entrance and offers to supply illegal weapons to Megatron and his warriors. Soundwave mentions that he works for a powerful ‘boss’ and Megatron takes it all into consideration. Soundwave then proves his value to Megatron by using Lazorbeak and Ravage, his personal assistants, to expose the two Autobot spies.

The two spies are brought before Megatron. There is no hope for escape for either of them for they’ve seen too much. Megatron kills the one before investigating the other for information. The remaining spy calls Megatron a psychopath but Megatron takes it as a compliment. With the help of Lazorbeak’s hacking ability, he learns all of Sentinal Prime’s little secrets. He and his warriors are top of the most wanted list and really no shocker there.

Megatron commands the site to be torn down, it’s too compromised now. Megatron then turns back to the spy and muses, “Now what did you call me…? … Psychopath?” He crushes the spy’s head beneath his boot.

Their deaths – oh let’s face it this was murder – have a profound impact on Sentinal Prime. The situation beneath Kaon proves to be far more dire than he first thought possible. These illegal pitfighters are exceedingly more treacherous than originally anticipated. Prime won’t underestimate this Megatron ever again. During the funeral of the two spies, Prime vows to each of his Autobots that Megatron will pay for this atrocity. His underground operation is about to be crushed!

Tensions are rising and the rebellion is gaining strength. Soundwave, per Megatron’s orders, has brought in three sky operatives to join the cause: Thundercracker, Skywarp, and the infamous Starscream. It is ironic how Starscream, who has a notorious history of undermining Megatron’s authority in the Transformers universe, quickly pledges his loyalty to Megatron in this situation. It feels like hero worship almost, Starscream is in awe of Megatron’s presence.

The three want to join the pitfighters but Megatron gives them a far more important task at hand. Something to shake all of Cybertron to its core.

So it’s during a public event, something involving a grand parade and a statue unveiling (well la-de-dah!) for none other than dear ol’ Senator Decimus who’s been recently rescued from space, that the three sky operatives swoop in and kill his personal guards.

Goddamn! This guy cannot catch a break it seems. Well, that’s what he gets for being a dickhead. Starscream then kidnaps him as the whole planet watches unable to do a single thing to stop them. That’s because the three sky operatives are so fast they can basically teleport themselves across advantage points.

As the three fly away they leave behind the iconic Decepticon logo carved into the face of the Autobot insignia. I absolutely love that. This is nothing short of a call to war.

Megatron’s forces act fast and attack hard. They target key locations across the planet to sabotage and destroy, sending a clear message out to all that oppose them. Pretty much the games are over and the new order is at hand.

Megatron’s grip over the planet tightens as the Senate watches on with trepidation. In particular, we’re shown the devastation from Senator Ratbat’s perspective as he views multiple view screens, each one glowing with Megatron’s lethal pattern of destruction. Never before had anyone dared to launch such calculated assaults against them. The Law is unable to hold back the resistance as transport sectors explode around them trapping citizens in select zones.

Mass poisonings spread and plague tactical locations. On top of all this, resource centers are obliterated. It’s nothing short of a symphony of chaos. This level of organized terrorism shakes everyone to the core as the flames of Megatron’s revolution burn out of control. Honestly put Han Zimmer in charge of scoring this scene and you’d have one helluva’n epic masterpiece on your hands.

Megatron also puts out a call to join his cause and scores of ‘bots flood to answer. Here we see tons of familiar faces. Characters we played with and watched on TV all gathered together before Megatron. Each of these ‘bots have assembled expecting to join the gladiator games, but, as I stated earlier, the games are over and this is something much more vital to the cause.

Megatron addresses the gathered multitude and insists that as gladiators they fought one another and wore different badges to support whatever cause they followed. But now the time’s come for them to put away badges that divided them and to unite as one mighty force and fight against the corruption of the Autobots.

He introduces the Decepticon logo, a logo that would identify them with the new order and one they would wear forever. They’ve all come from various places but share a common misery at the hands of their oppressors. In their misery, they’ve been made strong and fierce. They now have the chance to stand together as one unit, the forgotten who refuse to forget the crimes of the Autobots. He calls them the most dangerous power on Cybertron alive and swears it’s time they take back what’s theirs.

The rally comes to an abrupt end as Sentinal Prime and his elite task force break through and bust up the party. The Decepticons are arrested in mass, Megatron among them. In an apparent victory for the Autobots Starscream, as per usual, promises to turn in evidence against Megatron in exchange for his own freedom. Now there’s the little bastard we’ve come to know. Of course, he’d betray Megatron at the first chance he got. Strascream’s had plenty of one-on-one meetings with Megatron so he knows all of the megalomaniac’s plans. This is information the Kaon Counsel couldn’t stand to lose.

Starscream and Soundwave are brought before the Kaon Counsel to both answer for their crimes and provide vital intel. The Counsel is all gathered here eager to see this minor inconvenience, this rebel cause, extinguished before it had a chance to deal any permanent damage. It’s here when the shit hits the fan as Starscream delivers a message from Megatron personally. He addresses the assembly by saying, “Through your own interests you created this. You didn’t just make it possible – you made it happen. All we did was give it a badge.”

The Counsel orders them to be taken away but Starscream and Soundwave reveal hidden weapons and quickly kill every member there.

Smoldering bodies lay fractured everywhere. The Decepticons then move to enact the new phase of Megatron’s master plan. Before leaving the court though they carve the Decepticon logo into the wall as a nice parting gift. Now I geeked the fuck out over this when I read it. Talk about epic. Damn! That’s good storytelling.

Megatron’s plan goes perfectly as Starscream returns back to the prison to free him and the other Decepticons. Megatron stalls him a moment before escaping and tells Starscream to release every prisoner there. They all shall be recruited and wear the badge of the new order. The day of the Decepticons is at hand.

Soundwave supplies everyone with weapons and badges. It’s also here that Megatron gets his devastating arm-mounted BFG canon. This thing blasts a hole through solid walls of steel or whatever superior metal is used in Cybertronian buildings. Imagine the havoc he now can create against his foes.

He commands his forces to fall on the city like predators on prey!

Kaon burns as the Decepticons spread out melting a path of wanton destruction in their wake. Innocent bystanders are caught in the crossfire as Autobots retaliate but steadily lose control.

Amid all the chaos, Soundwave holds a secret meeting with his enigmatic superior, a Senator who goes by the name Ratbat. Fans of the story will recognize this name undoubtedly. Ratbat reveals himself to be the sole instigator of all the past despair and eventual destruction at hand. It all occurred according to his master plan.

As a Senator, Ratbat initiated the earliest events, including the automation of the small mining company, to achieve what he calls a ‘win-win-win’ scenario for himself. Decimus was merely a pawn in Ratbat’s game, and the other senators, well Ratbat just killed them.

Senator Ratbat stands smugly in the neon glow of Cybertron’s pyre, standing to alone gain from everyone else’s loss. However, he overlooked one important detail: Megatron’s charisma.

Soundwave, who had already changed his allegiance, is now a loyal soldier for his new king. He believes that Ratbat is too dangerous even for the Decepticons. As a result, he shoots the Senator with a calculated shot, crippling him. Ratbat is left dying, but Soundwave feels that this is too lenient a punishment for someone with so much blood on his hands. Therefore, he looks down at the helpless politician and says, “- resources – limited -“. He then transfers Ratbat’s spark into a cassette body and uses him as his servant for the cause. Touche, Soundwave!

Now, it’s all come down to this – a major showdown between Megatron and Sentinel Prime. Just look at Prime’s armor. He is damn near Titan-class as he confronts Megatron. I mean, the guy has cannon blasters on top of cannon blasters! Anyone else would run for their lives, and, as a matter of fact, they do, leaving Megatron alone to stand against Prime.

Megatron is too much of a badass to run away though and stands his ground. Sentinal Prime is loaded up in the Apex Armor and approaches Megatron like the final boss of a video game.

Megaron isn’t intimidated by the flashy show of guns and calls Sentinal Prime a pussy or something like that. He challenges Prime to come out of that armor and face him in a fair hand-to-hand fight like a true warrior, like a gladiator! Now this is where I have to love Optimus Prime, who will fight Megatron (many, many times) in fair combat once his time to be Prime comes, vs this current Prime at hand.

Sentinel Prime responds with a sudden attack on Megatron, causing a massive explosion. He believes that he has killed him.

In his eagerness to claim a triumph, Prime believes that victory is within his grasp and commands his Autobots to break through the enemy lines. He thinks that by cutting off the head of the snake, he has already won. However, Prime is mistaken.

Megatron bursts out of the flaming crater like a crazed demon escaping Hell and uses the body of another ‘bot to crack open the Apex Armor. Megatron then gets the fight he wanted all along and with his bare hands begins beating Sentinal Prime. What follows is a fury of panels full of Megatron’s unwavering ferocity.

He informs Prime that times are changing, that is the end of Prime’s and the beginning of his. Prime asks Megatron what he and his rag-tag group of thugs plan to do with the time they’re now given. Megatron answers in true tyrannical fashion, “I will create desolation – and call it peace!”

For a brief moment, Sentinal Prime manages to gain the upper hand and fate seems to be on his side for the final time. He strikes Megatron, nearly knocking him over the cliffside. However, Megatron manages to grip the edge and save himself from falling into the void below. This is where Sentinal Prime’s Achilles heel is revealed – his pride. Instead of kicking Megatron in the face, he decides to gloat over his foe. So, he lifts Megatron up to stare him down optic to optic.

Megatron doesn’t waste the opportunity and stabs Prime in the throat. Sentinal Prime staggers briefly, then plummets into the crater with Megatron in tow.

As they fall, Megatron admits to Prime that everything he has said about him and the Decepticons is true and even worse. Prime crashes and lies broken, with his life force slowly leaving him. With his last breath, he tries to tell Megatron that nothing he has done this day will matter. Megatron pauses, but then coldly assures his enemy that it will matter, and to everyone, once they see what he has done to the mighty Sentinal Prime. Finally, Megatron ends Prime’s life.

Meanwhile, Autobot reinforcements fly in overhead just in time to look down and see the broken body of their leader lying dead at Megatron’s feet. Megatron’s words prove true as horror washes over them all.

No one believed Sentinel Prime could fall, let alone by any bot’s bare hands. Megatron proves he’s an insidious force no one is ready to face. They order a retreat and leave Kaon to Decepticon occupation.

Megatron and the Decepticons have emerged victorious as the Autobots retreat from Kaon. The sun rises on the horizon, as if symbolizing the dawn of a new era. We witness Megatron sitting on a makeshift throne he’s crafted from the broken Apex armor of Sentinel Prime. The great war of Cybertron has now begun.

Holy shit! This is how the four-issue comic closes, on this magnificent shot of Megatron victorious! I know this was a lot but there was a lot to cover – and I skimmed over a lot of it – so thank you for hanging in there this long.

I really admire how the story explored Megatron’s power over the masses. He not only understood their pain, but he isolated it to use it as a weapon. The story also leaves an open door and an urgent need for an Autobot leader who understands Megatron, unlike Sentinal. That role would eventually be filled by none other than our hero, Optimus Prime. It’s interesting to note that Optimus doesn’t even appear in this storyline, but it has a way of making me appreciate the character a whole lot more. That’s damn good storytelling.

Ok, I’m done! This was a lot to write. I’m gonna get ready for the big retro toy show coming up. And, yes, I’m gonna finally shut up for now. So until next time, friends, or rather, I should say ‘until all are one.”

Manic out!

‘Robocop vs. Terminator’ – The Epic Crossover Film That Almost Happened!

The New Era of Mankind And The Machine

Welcome, my son! Welcome to the Machine – Pink Floyd

It was a little bit like a sudden lightning bolt breaking across a clear sky, both alarming and awe-inspiring. And there was certainly electricity in the air over a newly formed genre that featured things like chest bursting parasites, cyborg armies, men turning into machines, and creatures from other worlds turning the toughest hombres humanity has to offer into gruesome hunting trophies.

It was the age of dark and gritty sci-fi horror/action films and they were all the rage back during the ’80s and early ’90s. These movies had muscle and teeth.

via Terminator 2

Thanks to people like James Cameron (Aliens, Terminator 1 and 2) and action stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger (Conan the Barbarian, the Terminator movies, Predator) whose name alone sold tickets, we were given nothing short of a diesel fueled adrenaline punch to the teeth. And we absolutely loved it. We clapped our hands, shoved popcorn in our mouths, and begged for more!

And – according to our movies – machines were the future, as dismal or dystopian as that future may be. And leading the way (to mankind’s eventual downfall no doubt) were two cybernetic heavy weights, both begotten from the violence on our streets and the growing paranoia of The Bomb.

Both films showcased a strange new world to come, and they both quickly won over audiences across the globe . Those movies were Robocop and Terminator.

via Robocop. “Dead or alive you’re coming with me.”

Strangely enough the films did make a few accurate predictions seeing how today we are entirely dependent on software and machines to get through the day. Let the internet go down for a week and watch what wondrous chaos would ensue!

We may not have cyborg implants just yet, but, as fair example, our cell phones have become entirely an extension of our bodies. As Cronenberg coined the term, ‘long live the new flesh.’

And so our future was predicted in both films. We were all just too naïve to realize it.

Bringing both franchises together

“Role models can be very important to a boy.” – Robocop

Robocop was the long arm of the law while the Terminator was the rebel. One stormed down the riotous streets of Detroit in a cop car while the other thundered across L.A. on a mother fucking Harley!

It was Yin Yang! The two complimented one another like Batman and Joker. Both franchises were jarring glimpses into the future, and weren’t too far separated from one another. It would have been Metal against Metal, a fight for mankind’s future determined in the past. And not to mention both series had incredible soundtracks so could you imagine hearing both scores trumpeting out as these two guys fought? Seriously just gave myself goosebumps.

It just made sense! These two legacies had to crossover!

Goodness sake we had cartoons, action figures, and collectible cards! We wore T-shirts and debated who might win in a fight, Robocop or Terminator.

image via Dark Horse

There was just something ultimately cool about these two film franchises. In our heads, it was only a matter of time before we’d see the two fighting on the big screen.

And then came the biggest cock tease of the fandom. A 4-part comic book was released. Read it loud and say it proud, Robocop vs Terminator became a reality. We held it in our hands. And then the rumors started. They were going to make a movie about it.

Written by the legendary Frank Miller, oh yeah, THAT Frank Miller! The guy responsible for dark and gritty stuff like Sin City and the man who single-handily rescued the Batman comics from life support and made the series (and movies) what they are today. Not to mention he wrote my all-time absolute favorite comic book, The Dark Knight Returns. This guy wrote Robocop vs. Terminator!

image via Dark Horse comics

Our little minds were splattered all over the walls. We couldn’t contain ourselves. Our heads blew up with the excitement.

I’d Buy That For A Dollar

Answering the fundamental question – considering the end of T2 – how the hell has Skynet survived? Didn’t they destroy every trace possible and annihilate Cyberdine’s eventful future? And this comic does follow the events of T2, releasing nearly a whole year after the film. Fret not because we’re given a very interesting (and acceptable) answer. It’s actually really kickass how it plays out.

The story opens in the present meaning we’re right in the heat of war. The human resistance is nearly hammered into extinction but John Connor has an ace up his sleeve. Learning the secrets of Skynet’s survival the Resistance sends back a lone warrior, Florence Langer, into the past with a name to terminate. That name is Alex Murphy, Robocop himself.

In a sensational twist of events, the humans are sending back a human to terminate a machine. Well, a man with a machine heart but a human soul. And, you guessed it, to counterattack the Resistance’s strategy Skynet sends back a small group of Terminators to defend their forefather.

Yup, you read that right. And it’s only getting started so hang on.

Robocop has one helluva introduction here too. We’re given a POV perspective as he goes from psychotic rapist, murderer, and terrorist blowing them each away in bloody awe and wonder.

He then takes on a local dumbass with a bomb fastened to himself and threatening to waste everyone nearby. Robocop ain’t havening any of this guy’s stupid shit though and grabs the goon only to toss his meaty ass to the moon! The guy explodes up in the sky and Robocop walks away in a glorious shot that would have been a thrilling scene in a movie.

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Florence proves her skills as a soldier and builds a make-shift (close enough) plasma gun and hoses down Robocop with it. She’s stark raving mad at this point and blames him for ending the world. She holds him accountable for the death of billions of innocent lives. She’s accusing him of events that haven’t happened yet leaving Murphy in pain and confused.

Wait, let’s talk about Florence. She’s the last surviving soldier sent to infiltrate Skynet’s TDP headquarters. She goes back in time and lands in the busy city streets of Detroit – stark naked I might add. She entirely takes on what Joe Bob Brigg’s calls the ‘Shower Scene’ that promotes vulnerability. That vulnerability is immediately shot in the head though as Florence takes on gawkers and whips a cab driver’s gun out of his hand. Armed and dangerous she takes off to find her target.

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Had the movie been made I have to wonder who could have played this strong character.

Anyway, before she can complete her task she’s shot by the three Terminators who’ve been sent back to protect the mind that will awaken Skynet. Despite her attempt to kill him Murphy makes sure Florence gets to a hospital and saves her life. Really Robocop is such a cool hero here.

But that’s how the plot connects both franchises. Robocop is, in many ways, successful artificial intelligence or fusion of man and machine. The very thing Skynet will use to annihilate the human resistance.

image via Dark Horse

Making what John Connor is to humanity Robocop is to the machines. It leaves fans with more than just another ‘wow what a cool story’ but there’s some meat to this beast. There is substance and it’s something that stays with you.

Human life, after all, is about consistently fighting to survive. Machines are doing the same thing now and have their own savior to guide them to a very real future. And they are ready to make sacrifices to ensure their survival just as much as we are.

This also provides Robocop some depth. He does some soul searching to see if it could be possible and if he might have a role in this mysterious future slate. Tapping into some top-tier classified records he learns the plans for Cyberdine and begins learning that the ravings of his would-be assassin are not without reason.

It’s also revealed that Skynet’s future is dependent on Murphy’s brain. The future war is anchored in whether or not the Terminators can reach him before the Resistance has a chance to. So yes, unintentionally Robocop is the father of all Skynet and ensures Judgment Day.

That’s some heavy stuff. The kind only someone like Frank Miller can tell and it still make some sense.

We get to see Robocop take on and defeat two of the three Terminators, which is pretty epic considering how tough T-800s are. Florence escapes from her hospital bed and in total badass fashion destroys the third one.

That doesn’t mean it’s over. Not by a long shot. We’re still getting started and Skynet has more machines to send back to the past.

image via Dark Horse

Along with some breathtaking action we’re treated to some augmented timelines and Robocop dealing with harsh issues like destiny and free will. This article could be a whole review on the 4 issue story. But I’d rather not give away many spoilers because I’d hope our readers would want to go read this nuclear hot comic run for themselves.

But all I’ll say for now is Robocop gets an upgrade and there’s a Robocop army. Woo hoo!!!!

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So see how amazing this movie could have been? Just look at that above panel and imagine what that war could have looked like on screen.

It’s nothing short of criminal that we have those stupid Alien vs. Predator movies and not this one.

A series of video games were also released to help promote the idea of the movie. Both Robocop and Terminator have enjoyed their run of cool video games. I mean I loved that Robocop arcade game.

RvT became instantly popular and even for those who didn’t play the games they at least thought it was an infinitely cool idea. The best way to experience the game is the Sega Genesis version btw. It’s big, loud, and violent. Just like the music and movies we loved.

The ground was laid and fans were ready. This could have been the crossover to ensure endless success for our favorite cyborgs, Oh but shit interest in RvT is still going strong. MK11 (2020) introduced both Terminator and Robocop skins allowing fans to fulfill their RvT fantasy a little more.

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And reminding us what we never got.

This would have been a very expensive project to undertake though. At the time it would have been astronomical to make the SFX match the grandeur required. Cameron got busy making Titanic and moved on to finally make his Avatar movie afterwards. Both were box office sensations but fans knew what they really wanted.

Instead of getting this epic crossover, we all know what happened. We were given Terminator 3 and Salvation and then two really fucking awful reboot attempts. Robocop was given a remake and it went tits up too.

Could they still make the movie? I suppose it could happen. It’s tough now because Dark Horse comics is now dead since the Mouse consumed Fox Studio. And Dark Horse published the RvT comics so how would that work now? All the same I’d like to see James Cameron get a bee in his crotch and decide the time was right to make this fantasy project come true.

Or, and don’t hate me, someone like Zack Snyder direct it and go balls to the wall nuts with it. Take the comic book and bring it to life. Maybe fans should take to Twitter and ready the hashtags. Fan power has made the impossible happen before.

In the meantime fans like me have NECA to thank for the amazing figures they’ve released. We can at least set our Robocop and Terminator on the shelf where the two will be forever locked in the battle we know in our hearts we still deserve to see.

WATCH ‘BATMAN: DYING IS EASY’ HERE. BEST ADAPTATION IN A WHILE

I know I’m on a huge Batman kick now, either that or you all are just noticing my fascination with this character. He’s my all-time favorite superhero and now is the best time to be a fan.

With so many great cinematic epics under the Bat’s name and many more in the making as we speak fans have a lot to look forward to.

But Batman is a character truly blest with the best writers and artists. As long as they stay faithful to the lore they can re-invent the mythos for whole new generations and see the Dark Knight legend grow. From recent comic stories, video games, and movies the Batman is a triumph.

image via Bat In The Sun, “Batman: Dying Is Easy”

More recently a fan-made short film was just released and it’s taking no prisoners. It’s a call back to old motifs and stays true to the classic stories that we grew up loving, no, more like feeding our obsessions with.

With a surprising cast of fan-favorite actors taking on classic Gothamites, a stellar atmosphere that truly captures the feel of the comic book world of the Batman, and costumes, makeup, effects, and acting to rival a Hollywood production I can honestly say this is the best interpretation of the comics I’ve seen in a long time.

image via Bat In The Sun, “Batman: Dying Is Easy”

As I said there are some great callbacks to ’80-‘90s era Batman in this and to get a feeling for what I’m talking about click here and see all the dastardly things Joker has done over the years. In the meantime sit back and enjoy Batman: Dying is Easy.

I hear the team behind this project (Bat In The Sun) is planning even more for fans to flip out over. And after seeing what they did with this I can’t wait to see what else they have in store for us.

image via Bat In The Sun, “Batman: Dying Is Easy”

They definitely have the Manic Seal of Approval.

Since its release on March 10, 2021, it’s already achieved over 2 million views and growing. So see what the buzz is about.

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