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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Movie Review!

He-Man comes to life in 2026 in a way we could only dream of as kids.

I admit this is the movie I was most afraid to see this year. Simply because I was worried that somehow Hollywood would do what it’s known to do and take a beloved IP and entirely fuck it to Hell and back. Any of our long-time readers will know what a He-Man fanatic I am. It’s my favorite thing of all time, the one IP I collect in any form I can find (on that note, one of my favorite pieces in my collection is a stupid paper Birthday plate from the ‘80s), and I’ve written more about MOTU on here than anything else, with Godzilla being a close second. Naturally, this is the movie I wanted to see but was scared it would be nothing but another disappointment, and I think that’s why a lot of people aren’t giving it a chance. We’ve been burnt too many times before.

So everyone who knows me wanted my thoughts on this highly anticipated movie. After seeing the movie four times (three times the first three days of its release), I’ve finally let it digest enough where I could share my thoughts confidently. In short, I love this movie! It surpassed my expectations, delivered a genuine He-Man story, and brings a whole lot of heart to a movie that’s essentially a glorified Saturday morning cartoon brought to live-action life.

Before seeing it, I told friends I didn’t care really if the movie was subpar as long as it had good fights; I would try to like it regardless. My expectations weren’t all that high as you can imagine, so I wasn’t expecting to be hit right in the feels by a story that’s deeply heartfelt and, well, powerfully hopeful.

First impressions

Director Travis Knight made it clear right from the start they wanted to base this cinematic world’s look primarily on the toy line, a series of colorful characters and playsets with distinct looks, weapons, and traits. MOTU is also the first toy line to be released with its own lore backing it. A lore expanded over the years through mini-comics, cartoon shows across the decades, and epic comic storylines.

People readily recognize these characters, and Castle Grayskull is an icon among pop culture. Why mess with perfection? Luckily, Travis Knight proves to be a fan like the rest of us and faithfully brought us an Eternia we’ve been waiting forty years to see.  

This is a movie full of big characters, bigger battles, and a badass return to the joy and simple pleasures of Saturday mornings when the cereal was sugary, and the floor was littered with our favorite toys. MOTU 2026 proudly plays right into the campy fun of the Filmation cartoon we grew up on, complete, I might add, with a valuable lesson learned once the movie ends.

That camp might discourage some who wanted a more serious-based He-Man film, but, for fuck’s sake, we already have a serious take on MOTU that was released nearly forty years ago (I feel old as fuck now), and despite it finding its cult following now, that movie was rejected by fans upon its initial release.

What about the controversies that surrounded the movie?

It’s ok to have fun at a movie, something many people have forgotten how to do, and the box office is showing that. Despite the praise from both critics and fans alike, the film is struggling at the box office, and that’s hard to admit. It has people asking how a movie so praised and loved can be struggling this badly. I don’t have an answer for that other than people are silly, spoiled, or stuck like a bump on a log. Some people are crossing their arms and refusing to go see it for one reason or another, and that’s not doing the box office any favors for sure. I read a lot of people already made up their minds not to see it, largely due to some controversies prior to the movie’s release. So let’s look at what all the fuss is over.

The Controversies

Jared Leto’s casting caused people to lose their minds. They foamed at the mouth, they pulled out their teeth, and they shoved whole pineapples up their asses when he was announced to be playing the greatest villain of all time, Skeletor. People thought he’d ruin the character and acted like his casting meant the world was going to explode. However, upon the film’s release, he’s since been called the best part about it. Skeletor steals the show! Anytime he’s on screen, he eats it up with his dastardly villainy and dramatic evil.

He’s larger than life and can go from pouting and pissed off to violent and dangerous in an instant. He insults his underlings and kills at a whim. He’s absolutely a threat and Eternia fears him. It shows why Eternia needs He-Man, the only one who has the power to combat someone as dangerous as Skeletor. I especially like how Skeletor hints that he comes from the darkest regions in the universe, making him both a mystic and cosmic threat. Plus he and He-Man have an amazing fight!

Earth was in it. We’re only on Earth for like fifteen minutes, so don’t let that be a reason to keep you away. Yeah, when people weren’t bitching about Jared Leto, they were shitting the pants over the Earth scenes…myself included. Some people said they’d refuse to see the movie altogether due to it. I repeat, though, please don’t let that be a reason to keep you away. The Earth scenes aren’t awful. In fact, they’re used as a fun way to stick in some Easter eggs for eagle-eyed fans. Earth is also directly linked to Queen Marlena, who, yes, comes from there and decides it’s an ideal place to hide Prince Adam from Skeletor. So Earth is grounded in the lore, and who can deny how much fun it was to see Beastman rampaging across a crowded highway?

Overpopulation. People also thought there were too many characters. Somehow, despite the many characters filling out this cinematic universe, everyone is given fair screen time, with the exception of a few of them given greater character arcs such as Man-at-Arms. I especially love the early on conflict set up between him and Trapjaw. In a silly movie made about toys, it has a ton of heart and human soul played out in the drama of these characters. It dares to tackle subjects like using power over violence, getting up when you’ve been kicked down, and overcoming failures and loss. Many action films today lose these elements.

It’s a He-Man movie! Leading up to the release, I heard plenty of YouTubers saying this was going to be Teela’s movie and He-Man would be a side character. I think we have that Kevin Smith thing to thank for that, but rest assured, the focus is entirely on He-Man. About him learning to be the true hero and balance the hefty weight of Power laid on him.

It’s a fan film, but does it alienate newcomers?

One of my favorite things was taking my besties to go see it. Neither of them ever watched any of the shows or played with the toys growing up. There was no nostalgic pull for them, and the only link they had to this world was from seeing my MOTU collection scattered all over my home. They only went to support me; however, once the credits rolled, I heard them both shout, “I LOVED IT!” They related to the characters and followed along. As newcomers, they assumed they’d be lost the whole time but were pleasantly surprised by how much it pulled them in. Converts were made that day, and I walked out with my besties being MOTU fans.

That’s the power this movie has. All over online, you’ll find pictures of parents with their kids smiling ear-to-ear at the movie. People who grew up loving MOTU now get to share that bond with their own kids. This is a movie connecting generations of people, rekindling an old love and making people feel good. What’s wrong with that? A film about heroes and villains, a sword and sorcery film parents can take their kids to, and a movie best friends can bond over. It’s a love letter to fans, and I’m sure stuck-up critics won’t understand that, but hey, it’s for us.

Its cinematic future

Amazon claims the film is a win in their eyes already because they base success on fan reception, which means it’s already a win. Fans are eating this movie up and have gone to see it multiple times already; one guy says he’s seen it thirty times already. Not to mention the merchandise sales alone can make the company rich. I admit even I got pulled in to buying every popcorn bucket and specialty cup theaters had to offer. The only bucket I didn’t get (yet) is the Battle Cat one.

Amazon also says they’re measuring the film’s success by the upcoming streaming and Blu-ray/4K sales, which is proving another win, seeing that MOTU’s preorder sales are sitting at #1 on the site. They’re also watching to see how many fans tune in to Prime to watch the old cartoons. Both Filmation and the 200X shows are available, and there’s no better time to give in to the He-Mania than now and show Amazon we want more.

Let’s not forget that Travis Knight has gone on record to say there are still plenty of movies to make, with hopes of bringing She-Ra and Etheria into the cinematic universe. Plus, all those cool post-credit scenes hint at more story to cover. It’s an exciting time for fans.

He-Mania is on, and it feels like the ’80s have come full circle. He-Man is everywhere again. He’s on Denny’s menus, at the theater, and who’s ever gonna forget how they built Castle Grayskull at the Chinese Theater for the MOTU world premiere right there in Hollywood? A toy line made all of this happen. Not to mention that out-of-this-world drone show that lit up the night sky in preparation for this movie. I’m so glad to be alive and to have seen this all play out.

give it a watch!

People wonder why a generation never got over He-Man, but my answer is just watch the show. Read the comics. Watch this new movie. Get lost in the characters and lore. In every single variation and all across differing media, the main concepts are never lost. The visuals of good vs evil, that regular people can achieve wondrous things, and the power of friendship all solidify and make MOTU what it is, and, not only that, make us love it because it’s inspiring. These aren’t new concepts, and they’re found in so many epic tales and legends such as Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. They’re concepts that inspire generations of people, and He-Man has proven to do just that.

Going back to the Earth scenes, which in retrospect I argue are important, you can’t help but see the connection Adam shares with each one of us. Adam is stuck working a dead-end office job and bombarded by mundanity. From every angle, he’s being told he has to stop dreaming and just be normal. Live just like everyone else and be miserable all the while he’s dreaming of Eternia. He’s looking beyond the horizon of this dreary world, expecting something so much better.

Isn’t that what we each do? We have to live here where we pay bills, get dressed for work, and deal with stupid management. We’re forced to fit in, but fantasy, oh beautiful fantasy, allows us to look beyond the cubicle. It gives us a glimpse into worlds so much more beautiful, and even if severely dangerous, we still love it. We’re willing to trade in the safe world we know for faraway places where rings are magical, wizards go to school, and a sword gives a dork the Power of Grayskull!

He-Man is our generation’s King Arthur. He is our legend and a hero to look up to. He’s fundamentally good. When he’s not He-Man, he’s still a great guy. He is what we need in a time like today. He’s always stood out as a role model, and this new movie lets that shine. He has the big muscles, but it’s not about those; it’s about heart. He can punch a villain’s face off but would rather try to see the good in anyone. Some out there are just bad to the core, though, and Skeletor, we love you for that!

came home with me

I stood under a massive standee at a local theater and couldn’t believe it really. The characters I grew up loving stared back at me life-sized, and minutes before I went to watch the movie. There’s a little five-year-old in me that was losing his mind. He always knew these characters could come to life, and it finally happened. I know there was another movie, but nothing like this. Nothing to this degree.

I originally finished this review by saying my collection increased thanks to this movie, but that’s only a half-truth. It’s hokey, but I’ll say it anyway: my life’s increased now. People are connecting over this thing, and I’m encouraged by that. In an ugly world of endless arguments and online bitterness, it’s nice to see the anger lift and have people celebrating a hero. If you’re still on the fence and love He-Man, it’s time to go see it. It lives up to the hype and celebrates He-Man in a big way. This is a movie you want to see on the big screen and probably more than just once!

Plus, check this track out that’s actually in the movie. You’re welcome

Manic out.

WHAT MADE THE LAST DRIVE-IN SPECIAL IN ONE WORD

Genuine excitement is a rare commodity these days. And by these days, I’m not simply referring to our daily dose of chaos because it stretches back further than any of us care to think about. No, for the purposes of this piece, let’s wind the clocks back to the summer of 2018.

Seventeen years after Joe Bob Briggs was ousted from TNT’s MonsterVision, a gift was bestowed upon Briggs disciples who’d never stopped missing the drive-in totals: Joe Bob was returning for a 24-hour horror extravaganza intended to be the Grapevine drive-in critic’s farewell to movie hosting. And the fervor felt by legions of Mutants was nothing short of electric.

“This is special, Joe Bob.” The T.V. cowboy (you heard that, didn’t you?) has since referred to Felissa Rose’s remarks from that initial marathon on numerous occasions. And for good reason. She was right.

Eight years on, what is most special can be whittled down to a single word: sustained.

To pull a Joe Bob, what is sustained? Something that is maintained at length without interrupting or weakening. And that, folks, is what made The Last Drive-In so special: that our excitement, from the anticipation of that first dusk-to-dawn marathon to the final regularly scheduled double feature, has been sustained.

Whether it was each week, each month, or each special, our giddiness never waned. We woke excited on Joe Bob Fridays, stocked up on snacks and libations after work in preparation, and shared that excitement on social media as we watched the “Joe Bob Begins” countdown tick toward blood, breasts, and beasts. And we have bookended server glitches to prove it.

The Last Drive-In gave us the most overqualified Mail Girl the drive-in has ever seen. It raised money for mental health, battered women, and more. It made “spry as fuck” part of our lexicon. And birthed an appreciation for Walpurgisnacht that borders on national holiday. It offered respite from the horrors of daily life and provided a community for those who didn’t feel seen. And so much more.

Our excitement and anticipation remained the same from that first night through the final night–last night.

And it will carry on to whatever’s next.

In the wake of Joe Bob’s somber social media post, he followed it up with a short video to answer our worried questions and emphatically stated “we ain’t done.”

So, whatever’s next, be it Shudder specials, another streaming service, or somewhere in between, we will be there because as I said following that first 13-movie marathon that we’d originally thought was the end–the drive-in, and our love for Joe Bob, will never die.

Every Horror Movie Referenced In “SCREAM” 1996

It was December 20th, 1996, and a couple of friends and I carpooled to our local movie theater. You know, the kind of theater you don’t see these days anymore, with the brick wall lining on the interior and movie titles proudly displayed on a marquee. Excitement was abound in our group as we were headed for a double feature of two highly anticipated movies of the holiday season: Beavis and Butthead Do America, and Wes Craven’s SCREAM, as they were simultaneously released on the same day. So we figured a little brainless comedy paired with a new horror movie was the best way to kick off our Christmas break.

As a matter of fact, this is the exact theater, thanks to cinematreasures.org for posting these pics that are making me ooze nostalgia from every orifice in my body.

After almost puking from laughing with Beavis and Butthead, it was horror’s turn as we shuffled into the theater room next door for SCREAM; and it was an experience much different than the aforementioned. One that only a horror fan would understand. It was goddamn glorious.

Spanning over 30 years, Wes Craven’s Scream has slashed its way into the hearts of horror fans, becoming a beloved franchise entry into the Kingdom of Horror Legends. Spawning now four sequels, with SCREAM 7 being released this week, I figured what better time to go back to the original that was heavily influenced by the prior 20 years of phenomenal horror films, of which many are referenced in Scream itself.

Obviously, I had to go back and rewatch the original so as not to miss any references here, but it’s possible I did anyway- and if so, make sure to comment down below what my dumb-ass didn’t catch the first few 100 times.

HALLOWEEN

It goes without saying that John Carpenter’s Halloween is pretty much the gold standard for slasher films, and here is no exception, as not only is the movie used as a set-up for one of horror hero Randy’s rants, but mentioned several times throughout the film as well.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

Is that the one where the guy had knives for fingers? I liked that movie. It was scary– Ghostface
Yeah, the first one was, but the rest sucked. – Casey

I would have felt bad for Casey had she not made that statement. Did she not ever see Dream Warriors or The Dream Master? Pfft…

CARRIE

“Corn syrup. Same thing they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.”- Billy

I appreciate that kind of attention to detail when planning the crime scene.

PSYCHO

We all go a little crazy sometimesAnthony Perkins, Psycho.” – Billy

And umm, yeah he certainly did.

WHEN A STRANGER CALLS

1996’s SCREAM did a fantastic recreation of the 1979 horror, where the movie’s babysitter is tormented by a mysterious caller until she discovers the calls are coming from inside the house. In all fairness, it’s also an old urban legend, but one that never loses its edge.

FRIDAY THE 13TH

“Name the killer in Friday the 13th?” -Ghostface

I’d say that was a dirty trick, but for anyone who knows better, it really isn’t. Sorry, Casey.

THE EXORCIST

“I was home watching television. The Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.” – Billy

Now if that ain’t a red flag that your boyfriend ain’t right in the head, I don’t know what is.

THE HOWLING

“What’s that werewolf movie with E.T.’s mom in it?”– Random Video Store Customer

Even though Randy gave the wrong title, it’s still a fun little Easter egg.

PROM NIGHT

“If they’d watch ‘Prom Night,’ they’d save time!” – Randy

Seriously, always listen to the horror movie nerd in a real-life murder scenario, OK?

Added Jamie Lee Splendor; THE FOG/ TERROR TRAIN

“‘The Fog,’ ‘Terror Train,’ ‘Prom Night’… How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?”– Sydney

Because, like Randy answers, “She’s the Scream Queen.” The end.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

“What’s Leatherface doing here?” – Randy

Once again, Randy wasn’t too far off on this one.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

“Cute. What movie is this from, ‘I Spit on Your Garage’?” – Tatum

You wish, Tatum. Unfortunately, you won’t get revenge like in the referenced film.

THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN

“Look at this place. It’s the town that dreaded sundown.” -Sydney

I really love that reference more than almost anything on this list. Perfect placement.

THE BAD SEED

I’m afraid I’ll turn out just like her—the Bad Seed or something.” – Sydney

A fear we all have as teenagers, Syd.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

It’s like Jodie Foster in ‘Silence of the Lambs’ when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.”– Billy

Ironically, a sociopath manipulating his female counterpart is something Billy and Hannibal have in common.

CANDYMAN

Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman? No, his heart’s broken.” -Stu

Good. Fuck you, Billy.

FRANKENSTEIN

One of the oldest horror films in the genre, and respectively, the one that paved the way for so many on this list, Frankenstein can be seen playing at Randy’s video rental workplace in the background.

Welp, I think that about covers it. And in case you need a refresher on how to survive a horror movie, listen to wise Randy here. No one else did and all this bullshit could have been avoided had they done so. We salute you, Randy.