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Godzilla vs Gamera: A Secret War For The Planet!

When it comes to Kaiju cinema, two names have been battling it out from the very beginning of time. Two massive forces that could essentially end all life on the planet should either of them ever get the gumption to do so. Of course, I’m talking about Godzilla and Gamera, two juggernauts who have fought a silent war across the world for the admiration, awe, and adoration of fans all around.

These two colossus beings have (sadly) never crossed paths to fight it out in a movie. Still, the question fans have always asked is who would win if Godzilla and Gamera ever came face to face in a world-ending battle that would not only determine the future of our pitiful little species but would alter the destiny of the entire cosmos.

If you’ve not seen as many Kaiju films as I have, and unless you’re an ultra-nerd uber-dork like yours truly here, you may not fully realize the god-like powers Godzilla holds within himself. In Shin Godzilla, that terrifying aspect of Godzilla’s might was momentarily explored in how Godzilla evolved from one stage of destruction to the next granting him new powers to crush and disseminate a path across all woefully in his way. He was utterly indestructible, and each level of evolution made him more than a conqueror of worlds.

This unique iteration of the King of the Monsters elevated his destructive powers to degrees never before witnessed. He is a terror born from toxic filth and radiation, a being of agony and in constant pain. A misery he brings to the world as punishment to mankind for how we’ve abused the planet by pouring toxic waste into the waters without a second thought to the consequences.

They could not defeat Shin Godzilla. They could only freeze him which means he’s still out there and should he thaw…well we’re fucked. The director’s opened up about the hidden power of Shin Godzilla, how he would’ve continued evolving into a stronger and better vessel of death and wrath. That evolution would have grown until his indominable might reached out into space, spread across the stars, and in a Lovecraftian display of nightmarish power taken over the galaxy entirely. Now that’s power and slightly terrifying

In Godzilla Minus One we see a youthful Godzilla that’s pure might and fueled by relentless rage. His atomic breath causes a delayed atomic nuclear blast on par equal to the dreaded Bomb itself. Imagine that power given the chance to grow and fully mature. Imagine his reach as he destroys the whole of Japan only to set his sights on other countries.

What’s stopping him from branching out? That’s a fun and scary thought. GMO is a massive achievement for Kaiju cinema being that it’s the first Godzilla movie to win an Oscar and the film took the world by storm largely because it stuck to the original concept – Godzilla is the Monster of the Apocalypse. A man-made monster born of the atomic bomb and fed by nuclear power. The perfect beast to spell our doom.

Gamera would be our only savior. Gamera, the friend of children and the guardian of the galaxy. Gamera who isn’t afraid to sacrifice a limb to protect us from sensational dangers such as Godzilla.

If they ever got the rights worked out these two fighting in a movie would be out of control! Forget Godzilla vs King Kong. Put the monkey to rest and bring in the giant Atlantean Turtle! It would be an onslaught of might and power, an atomic glowing display of brute force as all the dangers of nature slammed fists against cosmic divinity.

We need this movie to happen. We need the two studios to give each other a big hug and work things out so fans can watch this awesome battle of the ages take place. I would hope that by the end of their personal war, the world would stand on the brink of doom. A desolate hellscape of smoldering cities, cratered nations, and seas boiling from the aftershock. If I was a billionaire, this is what I’d be using my money to make happen.

Whereas fans never have seen the battle of these two gods take place (yet) there’s always been a cold war between Godzilla and Gamera. A war between their movie franchises. So impactful has this conflict been that it’s altered both of their destinies and forced the two monsters to undergo unique evolution over the last 70 or so years. In 1954 audiences shrank back in horror as a new breed of monster stormed its way onto the screen.

Gojira! Walking out of the shadows of King Kong, Godzilla soon became a titan in his own right and began a whole new breed of cinematic monsters. These monsters were giants and world killers. King Kong may have inspired the concept but Godzilla is his own beast. A killer born into the atomic age against his will. An unfit child for a world that foolishly ushered him into existence. It was a hit, and soon rival studios saw only potential in the idea.

In 1965 Deisei Film Studios brought the world an answer to Toho’s monstrous success with Gamera, a giant turtle. At first, Gamera is presented as another monster of destruction but Deisei realized they needed a new angle to their beast if they wanted him to survive Godzilla’s fame. So they let their giant monster appeal to a younger audience and so Gamera became the gentle and fun-loving friend to children.

A monster kids (whose families literally survived an atomic blast) could look up to and not be scared of. The idea was a goldmine! Not only could kids at the time dance around the Gamera movies but once they grew up, they introduced their own kids to the loving protective turtle of their childhood.

Gamera was an unexpected success even with all its zany camp and fun. The zany camp and fun are what made Gamera such a treasure. Toho stood back and watched the results and decided their giant monster needed a bit of a redo. Fans of the Showa era Godzilla films are very familiar with a HUGE tonal shift in the movies. We go from Gojira, a beast to be terrified of, to a silly romp of Megalon ass-kicking alongside Jet Jaguar.

You can clearly see which movies Gamera affected in Godzilla’s history. The fun campiness of many of Showa’s movies is what kept Godzilla a cultural mainstay in many people’s minds and it’s all thanks to a fire-breathing turtle. Still the two beasts fought it out over box office results as well as the hearts of fans near and far.

The Heisei Era


This is when the heat ramped up for both monsters. The Showa Era was ended for both. Toho gave fans a huge monster slugfest on Monster Island (and a couple more movies to follow) as a grand send-off for the legendary monster of monsters. Godzilla was done and it didn’t seem like he’d be back…until he did return. In 1984 Toho released The Return of Godzilla and took things back to their horror roots. They said forget all that Jet Jaguar and Son of Godzilla stuff. Godzilla was once scary so let’s make him scary again.

The whole movie is blanketed with a sense of overwhelming dread. It doesn’t hurt that it was released during the heat of the Cold War and people were going to bed scared to death to wake up to the world burning all around them. The possibility of being nuked was at an all-time high and was the perfect setting for Godzilla’s triumphant return. The movie released in the West a year later as Godzilla 1985. I remember being four years old and seeing an ad on TV for this movie and I LOST MY SHIT! A NEW Godzilla movie?!?!? I couldn’t contain myself. Everyone was talking about it.

This movie was a big fucking deal! Godzilla was back with updated effects and a brand-new look. He felt more indestructible than ever, and I couldn’t have been happier. I got the VHS for Christmas one year and it was a prized treasure in my collection. I’ve watched the movie to fucking death too. I mean I’ve had to replace the tape twice now.

Little be known to us Godzilla was raging over in Japan. The Heisei era was only just begun, and Toho was bringing back beloved monsters like Mothra, Rodan, and Ghidorah and fans were loving every minute of it. But, just as had happened with the Showa Era, Deisei Studio was paying attention, and if Godzilla could come back in such a massive way why couldn’t their Gamera?

Their war at the box office was rekindled and holy dog shit on toast it was wild! Let me make something very clear. I love Godzilla. For the longest time, Heisei Godzilla’s design was my favorite look of the monster, it’s since been replaced by Minus One’s. But let it be known I’m going to fanboy for Godzilla no matter what…but those Gamera movies are no joke!

I mean they’re really, really good!

I’d never really watched a Gamera movie before if we’re honest. The first Gamera film I sat down to watch was from the Heisei trilogy, a trilogy I bought for $5 on Blu-ray and didn’t have high expectations for. I pretty much went in blind and came out a true believer! Removed now was all the silliness and Gamera was suddenly a force to be reckoned with and taken seriously.

In Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Japan is being attacked by these flying monsters called Gyaos, a classic beast Gamera battled way back in 1967. Gyaos are swooping in and eating people. One moment that stands out to me is when our heroes stumble upon a huge white pile of bird shit and it hit me. That’s people! The movie is pretty shocking in its unexpected brutality. It’s not Video Nasties level brutal but for a Kaiju film, it pushes the envelope. The Gyaos are a serious threat and so Gamera rises to answer Earth’s need for a protector.

As with Godzilla the Heisei Gamera films gave the monster suits a much-needed update and fill the movies with spectacular special effects like lots of explosions. Expect some great Kaiju battles and a lot of kaboomy action!

Guardian did so well that it inspired two sequels: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion which just makes it sound somehow biblical and fits into the apocalyptic tone for these movies.

Gamera 2 finds a special place in many fans hearts and for many it’s the best Gamera’s ever looked. The monster battles are that much more impressive as we see Gamera at times covered in swarming hordes of the Legion as he still fights for our survival against astronomical odds. In the first movie the Gamera suit looks…how do I say this respecfully? I guess soft. He looks good but you can tell the studio had a better budget and put it to good use making this sequel an even more exciting experience. But that only leads to my personal favorite of the trilogy!

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris is not just my favorite of the Heisei trilogy here but it’s actually one of my top five favorite Kaiju movies of all time. The main antagonist, Iris, is just so fucking cool and steals the show right away. He starts off early on looking like a cute alien snail and you can’t help but love the little guy. He’s innocent enough and somewhat sweet. But then he grows into a mother-fucking god of destruction and only Gamera can save us!

If Ghidorah is the main antagonist to Godzilla, then I argue Iris is that to Gamera. Not to mention Iris is just so cool to look at. He also brings a heightened threat to Gamera that’s never been seen before. I suppose their conflict could be on par with the battle-heavy madness of Godzilla vs Destoroyah.

This is also my favorite look for the Gamera costume. Take a look.

I mean just look at this badass! You know I had to get this version of the character in my figure collection. They’ve fully let their monster mature and act like a tank. You can expect some great fights here between the two juggernauts.

These three films took Gamera out of the camp and gave them heart and fangs and made them mother-fucking metal as all Hell! The giant turtle was taken seriously, and the results were in. His movies were actually outselling Godzilla’s at the time. Gamera could bleed and take damage. In one moment of the series, he loses an arm in battle but doesn’t stop fighting. Gamera had a vulnerability to him that audiences found endearing. People cheered for Gamera and hated seeing him take a beating. Not to mention the trilogy had some top-notch Kaiju effects. Godzilla’s superior reign had been challenged and the two monsters fought it out to win the hearts of the fans all over again

Anyone who knows my writing here will know how much I love Godzilla. So it might come as a shock for you to know that when it comes to the Heisei Era of both franchises I actually prefer Gamera’s films over Godzilla’s. I know shocking right? That doesn’t mean the Heisei Godzilla movies are crappy or anything because holy hot damn are there some good ones during that era. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah alone! But by a very small margarin Gamera wins me over for the time period and also depending on my mood. The Gamera trilogy was a massive treat and took my totally by surprise by how great they are.

In both cases, the Heisei Era was good for both franchises, and it’ll always hold a special place in my heart. The films of the era all just have a great look about them. The monster suits were all given a much-improved updated look….all except Mechgodzilla but that’s another issue entirely. But yes, Godzilla and Gamera were back and better than ever.

The Heisei movies were full of explosions, fire, chaos, and loads of face-melting destruction. Cities were smashed to the ground as giant monsters battled it out for supremacy. The era secured their place in pop-culture, reintroducing these monsters to a new generation of kids as well as pulling in fans who grew up watching the Showa films.

As result there was mass pandemonium in the streets and mobs of people ran their little feet off to go see these movies as they hit theaters…. only in fucking Japan! For some reason, we never got to see these movies for the longest time. I never got ahold of them until DVDs became a thing and I think I ended up collecting them all sometime around 2010. For one thing they weren’t easy to find and for another they were damn expensive whenever you could find one on the rare occasion!

Final Thoughts

Back when Shin Godzilla took the world by storm it was rumored Gamera was getting a new movie as well in light of his 50th Anniversary. Well, Deisei failed us and nothing happened. Since then, we’ve had a whole new Godzilla franchise take over with the Legendary films and Toho released yet another Godzilla movie with Minus One.

Now after Godzilla: Minus One, my absolute favorite Godzilla movie btw, there’s still room for Gamera to do what he’s always done and come in after Godzilla’s shadow. I would love to see Gamera have special effects on par with what Minus One showed us. There’s always a need for a giant flying fire-breathing turtle.

There’s also always room for a possible battle between the two monsters. Could we see it happen? I’m still holding out hope. Nevertheless, at the very least, we may still get to see the two fight it out at the box office if someone ever brings Gamera back. Will it be like Shin and Minus One and make its way over to a theater near me? I can only hope it will.

As of writing this Tubi’s uploaded the Heisei Gamera trilogy and the Heisei Godzilla movies. It’s a perfect time to relive the battle of the monsters. Or maybe even watch them for the first time. Lucky you if that’s the case because you’re in for a treat. So, crack open a beer and get yourself a pizza and indulge in the days of mass destruction in an age of giant fire-breathing monsters.

The only question now is who would come out the victor? Godzilla or Gamera? Fans have debated this heatedly. Me personally I think in this battle there would need to be a clear good guy and a definite bad guy. Let’s take Godzilla to his roots and say he’s the villain, a massive force of utter destruction hellbent on destroying us all. To answer the threat would be Gamera, but he’d be in the toughest fight of his entire life as he stood up against Godzilla.

Could Gamera beat Godzilla? It’s definitely possible but I think Gamera would crawl away from the fight in pieces. It would be a bittersweet victory. It’d be very interesting if Gamera had to fight Shin Godzilla. Oh, heck or even Minus One’s Godzilla. Also, would Gamera have our help like would we deploy Mechagodzilla to assist the Guardian of the Universe? That might be the only way Gamera could get a leg up on the fight. However, it happens it’s fun to think about so share your thoughts with us.

Manic out!

THAT TIME KING KONG ROBBED A HOME RUN

I know what you’re thinking: Jessica Lange is incredibly distracting. ‘Tis true, and an excellent guess, but you would be wrong. The American League Championship Series gets underway tomorrow night, but twenty years ago I was parked in front of the television hoping the Red Sox would oust the Evil Empire in the 2003 ALCS and head to the Fall Classic for the first time since JASON LIVES (1986) hit theatres.

Alas, that wouldn’t transpire until the following October when Boston became the first team in major league history to storm back from a 3-games-to-none deficit to win a playoff series. But Game 7 of the ’03 ALCS was neck-and-neck, and when it slipped into extra innings, I noticed that KING KONG ’76 was on AMC.

The rest, as they say, is part of dumbass history.

It began innocently enough. Between innings I would flip over to catch a minute or two of Rick Baker in a gorilla suit, but as extra frames stretched deeper into the night, I started clicking “last” on the remote between pitches. To be fair, this was before the advent of the pitch clock, so between mound visits and Nomar Garciaparra’s rain delay routine — there was time. Or so I thought.

After Mariano Rivera finished his third inning of work out of the bullpen–setting the Red Sox down in order in the top of the 11th–I flipped over to AMC..

Therein lies the problem: Kong had reached the World Trade Center. How does one not get lost in that scene? It happened to me. And about the time Jeff Bridges put his hands on the glass in wide-eyed terror it came flooding back — “shit, the game!”

The next image on my screen was Aaron Boone rounding second base as the Bronx lost its collective mind. The Yankees’ third baseman had just blasted a knuckleball over the left field wall off of the late Tim Wakefield (it still hurts to say that). The pennant belonged to New York and I had missed one of the greatest moments in baseball history.

While it’s true Florida would take the title from the Bombers (at Yankee Stadium in a delicious twist) and the Red Sox would exorcise their own demons the following fall, it didn’t change the fact that I didn’t see Boone’s bomb with my own yes. And Kong still fell,

And not for nothin’, but ’03 represented Hideki Matsui’s rookie season in the bigs. Why do I mention this? Matsui’s nickname was Godzilla. King of the Monsters.

One will fall, indeed.

The words Dino De Laurentiis shared with the Philadelphia Inquirer promoting KING KONG held true 27 years later–and remain true today: “when monkey die, everybody cry.”

Let’s Ride The Greatest Amusement Park Attraction Of Our Generation: The King Kong Encounter!

Universal Studios and its many theme parks around the globe are fairly well-known for their amazing theatrics, imagery, and excitement that comes along with the rides and attractions of the beloved theme park. As time rolls on, the attractions change over to the next “big market” draw for the masses- but one that will never change is the tragically lost King Kong Encounter that I refuse to let anyone forget about.

I mean, it’s pretty hard to forget a 30-foot-tall Kong screaming in your face with banana-scented breath. I know I never did!

I remember my first “Kongfrontation” quite vividly in the Summer of 1993 on a trip to also my first visit to Universal Studios Hollywood. The whole thing was actually videotaped but alas, just as with the fate of this ride, it got destroyed by the flames of injustice. So I only have my memory of watching said videotape several hundred times as a kid and of course, ye’ old faithful Yous of Tubes to light the way of a core attraction memory that seems so long ago.

The ride served as a spectacular ending to the now-infamous Universal Studios Tram ride and debuted in June of 1986- 10 years after the Dino de Laurentiis version bedazzled audiences with a bloody, scarier version of the eighth-wonder-of-the world, and was a prodigal ambition for the time paving the way for the complex themed attractions we know today. Kong’s animatronics were designed by legendary Disney Imagineer Bob Gurr with Kong’s design itself was tackled by Tom Reisenbach. This duo along with the muscle and brains of many others gave the 7-ton, 30-foot-tall, banana-scent-breathing Kong figure in the attraction the reputation of being the largest and most complicated animatronic figure in existence for many years, weighing in at 14,000 pounds and able to perform 29 different types of movements.

Pretty ground-breaking stuff for the mid-80s!

Getting on the tram ride was a real treat for guests at the park and an essential at that. After riding by lots used for Back to the Future and the real Psycho house, JAWS would pop up and give you a scare after riding over a bridge of murky waters and a couple of explosions popping off. Kong was the climactic event to seal the tour’s deal as the must-ride list at Universal Parks. The show began as the tour tram entered the soundstage into a world of New York City where they stopped in front of an apartment building, while a breaking news report about Kong’s rampage on television monitors located inside of the building’s windows showed live coverage of the destruction, informing us Kong is loose, and slightly pissed in the city.

Then, there he was- in all his goddamn 7 million-dollar animatronic glory.

With a news chopper circling overhead giving us a play-by-play, like we really needed that but still cool nonetheless, we were put at eye-level with the eighth wonder of the world and a sweet sniff of that Chiquita banana breath. Police choppers start to fire at Kong to protect us passerby citizens, but this enraged the King even more who then shook the bridge and ripped the suspension bridge cables apart in an attempt to grab us. But, of course, by the grace of RKO pictures, we escaped the giant ape and made it out safely.

It was an extraordinary experience to have and it really is a shame that a fire took out this beautiful piece of history. The infamous Universal Studios fire of 2008 began when a worker used a blowtorch to warm asphalt shingles being applied to a facade. The worker left before checking if all spots had cooled, and a three-alarm fire broke out. The fire lasted a total of 24 hours and damaged the Park quite severely, most notably destroying over 150,000 master recordings of music and, of course, the King King Encounter.

Nine firefighters and a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy sustained minor injuries. In the aftermath of the fire, only four walls remained of the entire Kong part of the attraction, with the only option to demolish this innovative piece of Universal history. Eventually, we got King Kong: 360 3-D, which opened on July 1, 2010, and was based on Peter Jackson’s Kong film, but it really wasn’t the same as a giant head of Kong staring directly at you with the mouth the size of a truck.

At the very least, we have our memories of what once was, and by the grace of giant monster Gods of Skull Island (well actually YouTube), we can remanence in the treasure that was the King Kong Encounter.

RIP to the coolest part of the Universal Tram ride.