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He-Man Trailer Is here! First Impressions and Observations

At last, we finally have the long-awaited and much-anticipated first glimpse into the Masters of the Universe movie. Some of us have waited 40 years to feel what was shared across the globe today. That sense of awe, as well as relief, as our beloved heroes and villains all came to searing life before our eyes!

Upon hearing they were planning a big-budget He-Man movie, I was initially apprehensive but cautiously hopeful. If done right (and made with respect for the source material), I knew they could make a movie that would be nothing short of legendary. The question was always whether they respected the material or not.

It’s still way too early to answer that right now, but if the trailer is any indication, I safely can say the minds behind this project know what they’re doing. If nothing else, it’s very apparent that they took the toy designs seriously, as well as gleaning from inspiration gathered from MOTU lore over the years. Right away, I noticed not only Mattel’s familiar design, but I quickly picked up on some 200X inspirations too, especially when it comes to Skeletor.

Right off the bat, we are introduced to Eternia as the mighty Zoar rides the winds over the palace. Zoar, whom I’ve always loved, looks amazing. Just the details of the mighty eagle’s color design is spot on.

We then see the palace is under attack, and Prince Adam is whisked away by his Mother in a desperate attempt to save him from the invading force. I’m wagering a guess that this could be an attack by Keldor. Yeah, I really think we have a good chance of seeing Keldor, and in keeping with the lore, Keldor did attempt a coup early on in the prologue of the Masters’ lore. A coup that led to his disfiguration and eventual transformation into the evil Skeletor. It’s highly likely that’s the battle that’s happening, and the Queen sends Adam to the one place she knows such evil will not find him – Earth. So, you all know Earth was one of my gripes here about this new movie, but, as it seems, it only serves as a shelter for Adam, a place he can grow up, and when the time is right, he’ll be returning to Eternia. I’m ok with that.

Ok, but first, I’m still all about this early battle at the palace. Could it be that the Evil Horde initiates the attack? Again, Keldor would definitely be involved, as he did serve under Hordak in his youth. It was Hordak who led Keldor to the Havoc Staff. It was also Hordak’s demonic power that saved Keldor’s life after acid was splashed across his face. So there’s a lot of really super cool possibilities here.

Also from the trailer, we see that Adam is very aware of his birthplace in Eternia and is searching for a way to get back home as he’s also seeking the Power Sword. He somehow knows that the sword is the key to his homecoming. In keeping with the playful nature of the Filmation show, we see Adam’s finally discovered the location of the Power Sword, and it’s in a comic shop. Of course it is. It’s secured in the hands of a life-sized barbarian guy, and eagle-eyed fans will note that this barbarian statue just so happens to be the concept design of He-Man way back when they were pitching the idea around. It’s little stuff like that that gives me hope for this project. It shows the minds behind the project did some research.

We’re then shown Teela and Adam in a ship warp driving into the center of the universe, where Eternia sits. It’s also worth noting that Beastman is rampaging across the streets of some American city so my guess is the Power Sword is a conduit, a bell, and once it’s reunited with Adam, Eternia responds. It’s Adam’s right of passage, the sign the hero’s ready to begin his journey, and both Good and Evil are drawn to him now. I love how they’re emphasizing the sword so much.

It also looks like we’re in for some really great action scenes! Eternian guards and the skull-helmed forces of Skeltor clash, we see aerial battles raging across the sky, and we even get to see Teela fighting it out with Evil-Lynn, who, if I’m not mistaken, might look to have a yellow hue to her complexion! I might be reading too much into this, but my God, that would be one amazing detail.

And, oh fuck yes, we finally, FINALLY see Skeletor! Our readers know Skeletor is my favorite villain of all time Fucking hell, I’ve written essays on the guy on here. I was wondering if he would have a yellow skull like the classic look or a bleached one more aligned with the 200X cartoon. They went 200X, and I honestly love it. I swear this looks like he walked out of Sideshow Studios, which makes some great statues, and always thought they could make a cool live-action Skeletor.

We see a lot in a short trailer. Stuff like Grayskull (!!!), Snake Mountain (yes, it’s in this movie too, and OMG!), as well as character glimpses like the Sorceress, Fisto, Trap Jaw, and Spikor! The toys and the playsets are coming to life.

We also see Adam transform into He-Man with the classic phrase, “I have the power!” But they couldn’t leave it at that, oh fuck no. The trailer is kind enough to leave us with a battle between He-Man and Skeletor! The epic battle between ultimate Good and ultimate Evil comes to life.

This has the potential to be the best movie ever, really, and I mean that sincerely. The best nostalgia fest that perfectly embodies the era that reshaped all of pop culture is right here in front of us. Sorcery and sci-fi, whimsy and wickedness. Friendships and ancient feuds, battles and legends, MOTU always had it all. This has every right to be incredible. Ok, I’m gonna say it, and I don’t care how corny it is. It not only has potential, but it has the power!

They better not fuck it up.

Watch the trailer right here.

[VIDEO] The Alternate Ending Revealed for “HALLOWEEN ENDS” is What We SHOULD Have Had

Well, Cochran, I know this much: “HALLOWEEN ENDS” had the same kind of potential as SEASON OF THE WITCH, but it was all shot to shit in favor of a “deader than dead” ending that killed Michael Myers off for good. HALLOWEEN ENDS somewhat followed the formula of the now cult classic, HALLOWEEN III, with something new, fresh, and exciting. taking the franchise in a different direction felt like a breath of fresh air until they completely kicked themselves in the nuts by *SPOILER*, killing Corey and finishing that movie with the very appropriate “trash-bag” ending that we have.

It’s a damn shame, and in the new BLUMHOUSE behind-the-scenes book, “Horror’s New Wave: 15 Years Of Blumhouse” which was sent to me for a review and it is quite the masterful book, actress and Halloween franchise star, Jamie Lee Curtis opens up about the alternate ending that was considered for HALLOWEEN ENDS and quite frankly I’m severely pissed they didn’t go in this direction. It would have changed the tone of the movie entirely, and I feel would have been so much better received by fans and critics alike.

“The original ending of “Halloween Ends”, which was originally titled Halloween Dies, was a scene in a mask factory. You see a conveyor belt of masks being manufactured. They’re all Michael Myers masks, which was saying, “We’re all monsters if we put on the mask. It’s not just Michael, it’s all of us if we wear the mask.” And yet somehow it didn’t satiate. I think it was too intellectual for this finale/ It was a big swing, and I honor and support the big swing.

So basically, they wanted to dumb it down for everybody. Cool.

Here’s the entire passage from the book, including another alternate ending that was scrapped.

Now while that ending, which in my humble opinion, would have been the proper ending, never came to fruition, good ol’ HERE LIES made his own fan edit ending for HALLOWEEN ENDS a whole two years ago before any of this actually came to light via the book! And I’ll just say, they should have hired him as a consultant and I’ll take this ending and splice it into the movie just to satisfy my own bitterness over what could have been.

Sometimes, we just need a master VHS and digital video fan editor to step in and do the studio’s job and the holy horror Lord’s work.

AMC FearFest Full Lineup for 2025

It’s beginning to smell a lot like FEARFEST.

It’s the most wonderful time of year again, and AMC is in full swing with their chainsaws, machetes, and kitchen knives, bringing their annual FEARFEST to our horror-loving eyeballs. Starting September 27th, the annual horror-thon kicks off and runs throughout October, leading up to Halloween night.

And THANK LOOMIS we actually get the 1981 version of HALLOWEEN II this year. It’s not a valid Halloween lineup without it!

Everyone is waiting for the full schedule, but AMC online already has half the schedule completely available for those interested. I’ll keep updating this as the rest of the schedule releases!

Saturday, September 27th

11:00am The Lost Boys

1:00pm Beetlejuice

9:00pm The Lost Boys

11:00pm They Live

Sunday, September 28th

1:00am Pet Sematary

3:00am The Dead Zone

5:30am The Crazies

8:00am Final Destination

10:00am Final Destination 2

12:00pm Final Destination 3

2:00pm The Final Destination

4:00pm Final Destination 5

6:00pmThe Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

7:08pm The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

8:16pm Ride With Norman Reedus S7 E3

9:19pm The Final Destination

11:19pm Final Destination 5

Monday, September 29th

1:19am The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

6:30am Se7en

9:30am House of Wax

12:00pm The Green Mile

4:00pm Independence Day

7:00pm Signs

9:30pm 28 Days Later

Tuesday September 30th

6:15am 1408

8:45am Independence Day

11:45am Signs

2:15pm The Exorcist

5:00pm The Shining

8:30pm Misery

10:59pm Creepshow

Wednesday October 1st

6:00am Body Snatchers

8:00am They Live

10:00am Pumpkinhead

12:00pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

2:00pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

4:00pm Halloween

6:00pm Halloween II

8:00pm Halloween III: Season of the Witch

10:00pm The Return of the Living Dead

Thursday October 2nd

12:00am Night of the Living Dead

6:00am Prince of Darkness

8:30am Thirteen Ghosts

10:30am House of Wax

1:00pm Final Destination 3

3:00pm Trick ‘r Treat

5:00pm Friday the 13th

7:00pm Jeepers Creepers

9:00pm Jeepers Creepers 2

11:15pm The Final Destination

Friday October 3rd

6:00am Carrie

8:15am Graveyard Shift

10:15am Misery

12:45pm Christine

2:45pm Carrie

5:00pm It

8:00pm Pet Sematary

10:00pm Pet Sematary Two

Saturday October 4th

12:00am Gremlins

2:30am Fright Night

5:00am Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

7:00am Friday the 13th — A New Beginning

9:00am Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives

11:00am Friday the 13th Part VII — The New Blood

1:00pm Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

3:00pm Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

5:00pm Friday the 13th

7:00pm Friday the 13th, Part 2

9:00pm Friday the 13th Part 3

11:00pm Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Sunday October 5th

1:00am Friday the 13th — A New Beginning

3:00am Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

5:00am A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

7:00am A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

9:15am A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

11:30am A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

1:30pm A Nightmare on Elm Street

3:45pm Freddy vs. Jason

6:00pm The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

7:25pmThe Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

8:50pm The Conjuring

Monday October 6th

6:00am

Invasion of the Neptune Men

6:15am Hellboy

8:15am Stigmata

10:30am House on Haunted Hill

12:30pm The Cabin in the Woods

2:30pm House of Wax

5:00pm Ghost Ship

7:00pm Thirteen Ghosts

9:00pm Jeepers Creepers

11:00pm Cabin Fever

Tuesday October 7th

1:00am Piranha 3D

6:00am Eight Legged Freaks

8:30am Leprechaun

10:30am Pumpkinhead

12:30pm The Thing

3:00pm Pet Sematary

5:00pm Lake Placid

7:00pm Tremors

9:00pm Child’s Play

11:00pm Cujo

Wednesday October 8th

1:00am Anaconda

6:00am The People Under the Stairs

8:30am Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

10:30am Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

1:00pm Candyman

3:00pm Friday the 13th

5:00pm A Nightmare on Elm Street

7:55pm Freddy vs. Jason

10:50pm Jason X

Thursday October 9th

6:00am War of the Colossal Beast

6:15am The Exorcist

9:00am Poltergeist

11:30am Stephen King’s It S1 E1

1:45pm Stephen King’s It S1 E2

4:00pm Christine

6:00pm It

9:00pm The Conjuring

11:30pm Insidious: The Last Key

Friday October 10th

2:15am Voodoo Woman

2:30am Violent Midnight

2:45am Corridors of Blood

6:00am The Creation of the Humanoids

6:15am Corridors of Blood

6:30am Violent Midnight

6:45am A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

9:00am A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

11:00am Halloween III: Season of the Witch

1:00pm Halloween

3:00pm Halloween II

5:00pm Halloween

7:30pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

9:30pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

11:30pm Tales From the Darkside: The Movie

Saturday October 11th

1:30am Killer Klowns From Outer Space

3:30am The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

5:30am The Cabin in the Woods

7:30am Scream 4

10:00am Final Destination

12:00pm Final Destination 2

2:00pm Final Destination 3

4:00pm The Final Destination

6:00pm Final Destination 5

8:00pm Final Destination

10:00pm Trick ‘r Treat

Sunday, October 12

3:00am They Live

5:00am Fright Night

7:30am A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

9:30am Poltergeist

12:00pm Silver Bullet

2:00pm Christine

4:00pm The Lost Boys

6:00pm The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

S3 E6

7:16pm The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon

8:32pm Friday the 13th

10:32pm The Crazies

Monday October 13

6:00am Creepshow

9:00am Child’s Play

11:00am Halloween III: Season of the Witch

1:00pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

3:00pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

5:00pm Halloween

7:00pm Halloween II

9:00pm Scream 4

11:30pm Final Destination 5

Tuesday October 14th

6:00am Fright Night

8:30am Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

10:30am A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

12:30pm A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

2:45pm A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

5:00pm A Nightmare on Elm Street

7:15pm A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

9:15pm Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

11:45pm The People Under the Stairs

Wednesday, October 15th

6:15am Invasion of the Neptune Men

6:30am The Dead Zone

9:00am Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

11:00am The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

1:00pm Ghost Ship

3:00pm Trick ‘r Treat

5:00pm Jeepers Creepers

7:00pm I Know What You Did Last Summer

9:15pm House of Wax

11:45pm 1408

Thursday October 16th

6:00am The Possession

8:00am The Shining

11:30am Carrie

1:45pm The Omen

4:15pm The Omen

6:45pm Carrie

9:00pm The Crazies

11:30pm 28 Days Later

Friday October 17th

6:00am Candyman

8:00am Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

10:00am

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

12:00pm Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives

2:00pm Friday the 13th Part VII — The New Blood

4:00pm Freddy vs. Jason

6:15pm Friday the 13th

8:15pm Friday the 13th, Part 2

10:15pm Friday the 13th – Part III

Wednesday, October 22

4:30 pm: Jeepers Creepers
6:30 pm: Halloween (2007)
9 pm: Ghost Ship
11 pm: Friday the 13th (2009)

Thursday October 23rd

6 pm: Trick ‘r Treat
8 pm: I Know What You Did Last Summer
10:15 pm: Scream 4

Friday October 24th

11:30 am: The Exorcist
2:15 pm: The Shining
5:45 pm: Poltergeist
8:15 pm: The Conjuring
10:45 pm: The Omen (2006)
1:15 am: Insidious: The Last Key

Saturday, October 25

11:30 am: The Exorcist
2:15 pm: The Shining
5:45 pm: Poltergeist
8:15 pm: The Conjuring
10:45 pm: The Omen (2006)
1:15 am: Insidious: The Last Key

Sunday, October 26

11 am: Final Destination (2000)
1 pm: Final Destination 2
3 pm: Final Destination 3
5 pm: The Final Destination (2009)
7 pm: Final Destination 5

Monday, October 27

7 pm: Thir13en Ghosts
9 pm: House of Wax (2005)
11:30 pm: Ghost Ship

Tuesday, October 28

6 pm: Final Destination 5
8 pm: Final Destination (2000)
10: pm: Trick ‘r Treat

Wednesday, October 29

7 pm: Poltergeist
9:30 pm: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
11:45 pm: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Thursday, October 30

2 pm: Halloween III: Season of the Witch
4 pm: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
6 pm: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
8 pm: ; Halloween (2007)
10:30 pm: Halloween (1978)
12:30 am: Halloween II (1981)
2:30 am: Halloween III: Season of the Witch
4:30 am: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Friday, October 31 HALLOWEEN

6:30 am: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
8:30 am: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
10:30 am: Halloween (1978)
12:30 pm: Halloween II (1981)
2:30 pm: Halloween III: Season of the Witch
4:30 pm: Halloween (2007)
7 pm: Halloween (1978)
9 pm: Halloween II (1981)
11 pm: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
1 am: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
3 am: Halloween (1978)

HAPPY BINGING NUGGETS!