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‘Freddy vs Jason vs Ash!’ The Macabre Comicbook Sequel to ‘Freddy vs Jason’

Three legendary icons of horror were destined to meet in an apocalyptic bloodbath over the souls of every living thing on this planet. The stakes were high and anticipation across all three fandoms had never been hotter. It was supposed to be a worthy sequel to Freddy vs Jason and meant to further the lore of A Nightmare on Elm St, Friday the 13th, and the Evil Dead.

This is the story of Freddy vs Jason vs Ash, a comic book that slipped under the attention of many horror fans when it was released but is now considered a worthy successor to the franchises.

Prologue: In the beginning, there was Freddy vs Jason

It was to be the cinematic event of every horror fan’s lifetime. Oh Hell’s bells y’all, even nonhorror fans were excited to see it! After all, it was about damn time these two horror icons met up in an all-out visceral splatter-filled fight to the death! So, at long goddamn last, fans were actually getting the movie promised to us in the final reels of Jason Goes to Hell.

At the end of JGTH Freddy’s arm rises from – what has to be assumed to be – the very pits of Hell to drag Jason’s mask down to the heated pits of Satan’s domain. It was a major tease and horror fiends everywhere waited on pins and needles for the movie (Freddy vs Jason) to be announced.

Freddy Krueger of Elm St and Jason Voorhees of Crystal Lake were finally crossing over in what had to be the best horror movie ever made. Our imaginations ran wild. Speculations flowed and expectations were sky high. The problem is JGTH came out in August of 1993. It came and went and still no movie featuring the two most popular slasher villains of all time was released. It wouldn’t be until a decade later that the film we waited on was finally released. In the meantime, it was doubted if the project would ever happen.

However, as the years ticked by, the initial hype for the project never faded from fans’ hearts.

If you grew up in the ‘80s you know what a humongous deal this was. How often did all of us little horror fiends meet up on the playground and argue over who could beat the other, Freddy or Jason? And I mean these arguments were professionally structured and each side of the respective fandoms brought their reasons as to why their favorite slasher baddie would obviously wipe the floor with the other one’s mangled face.

As kids, we dreamed of seeing a legit Freddy vs Jason movie. Yeah, we were a weird little bunch who grew up on slasher movies and dark cartoons all the while the glowing threat of the Cold War loomed hazily over our heads every day. We grew up tough.

As aforementioned Jason Goes To Hell clearly set up the scenario for these two blood-soaked forces of evil to meet up. Truth of the matter is the plan to pit Freddy and Jason against each other was a hair up the filmmakers’ asses ever since the seventh Friday the 13th movie, New Blood. Already back then (1988) the plans were being laid to have them fight.

Due to licensing regulations, Jason could not fight Freddy just yet and so a ‘Jason vs Carrie’ style movie was made instead. 

This scrapped FVJ movie would be the first in an avalanche of scripts to wind up in the trash before the studios finally locked on to one they liked. Was it the best one out there after all the ones that passed through executives’ hands? Was it a good idea to let the film be directed by a man who never watched a single movie from either colossal franchise? Did we really need someone from Destiny’s Child to be a lead character?

Fun Fact: Jason would face off against Leatherface before he ever got the chance to fight Freddy.

Today FVJ isn’t really looked upon fondly by fans. It does have its flaws. Like a lot of them. Starting with why isn’t Kane Hodder Jason? He was promised the role and fans couldn’t wait to see him fight Freddy. So who’s bright idea was it to ruin that? Not to mention the lead characters are weak and boring as well. Plus Jason has never been afraid of water so that plot point was in fact pointless.

All we wanted was to watch Freddy and Jason tear the everliving fuck out of one another. And that’s where the movie shines. It’s also why it was a hit at the box office.

Nevertheless, upon initial release, horror fans loved Freddy vs. Jason. People screamed and laughed, and some peed themselves with excitement. It was a fun popcorn movie and immediately once the credits rolled everyone just knew there had to be a follow-up… Right? I mean the movie ends with Jason carrying the severed head of Freddy Krueger (showing us who truly won the fight) and the Dream Demon winks at the audience. This fight was far from over. In fact, we had to be witnessing the start of a brand new franchise now combining both series into a fusion of carnage and carnality. 

It wouldn’t be long before a sequel would be announced. Not only that but rumor was Ash of the beloved Evil Dead franchise would be entering the upcoming fight. This would be nothing short of epic. 

Only, as we all now know, it never exactly happened. Even Robert Englund was hyped for the project and shared a few thoughts about what the poster design should be – Ash holding both Freddy and Jason in a dual head-lock with a tagline promising to keep audiences safe from remakes forever. The project would have been a sensation. Too bad some idiot in charge of New Line didn’t like the idea of making money because the idea was poo-pooed and FVJ still hasn’t had a proper sequel. Theatrically, I stress it’s not happened theatrically

Freddy vs Jason vs Ash – comics do what Hollywood can’t

The sequel idea didn’t die and was carried over to the medium of comic books where the three juggernauts of horror got a chance to meet at long last in a little-known series called Freddy vs Jason vs Ash. Rolls right off the tongue. 

Right away I want to praise the artwork. The artist (Jason Craig) truly brings this story to life, charging it with beautiful spectacles of gore and outrageous violence, not to mention bringing to life each character who is honestly larger than life due to the actors who’ve lived the role for decades now, which lends a definite cinematic feel to what would be an otherwise very static story.

The Plot

The story opens five years after the grizzly events of FVJ. Times have now changed and the disquieted residents of the Crystal Lake region would gladly like to move on and think beyond the horrible secrets of Camp Blood and the sorted history revolving around it. 

Shall the blood-speckled horrors of the Past no longer hold sway over its traumatized citizens? They’d sure like to think so, but, as has been stated before, people like to forget that he’s out there lurking under the lake…

In what feels like a certain act of defiance – probably some definite denial too – they’ve happily renamed the whole region Forest Green to avoid any bad association linked to the moniker Crystal Lake. Nevertheless, my Ghoulies, a name change does not an exorcism make and demons, no matter how deeply buried they may be, do not vacate a residence so easily.

Too much blood has been spilled on these unhallowed grounds. Enough to drown two generations beneath its crimson tide, and the land is cursed by the sins of the wicked. Evil does not rest idly by. 

But denial is a powerful persuasion and recently the surviving members of this disturbed little community have reason to be excited. A brand-spankin’ new S-mart’s been given the green light to open its doors of consumerism right there in the heart of it all. And right around Christmas time too so shoppers can be sure to smart extra smart (shop S-mart) this coming holiday season! I mean what could possibly go wrong? 

And who better to get these primitive yokels in line than Mr. Groovy himself! That’s right fiends and ghouls, Ash Williams has come all the way from Michigan to be up in Jason’s ghastly neck of the woods to lend a firm hand (the only one he’s got left) in training the new employees and getting the store into shape. It won’t take long before heads start rolling.

Meanwhile, to tie up loose ends, Laurie, the final girl of FVJ, just can’t help herself and goes back to the forbidden grounds of Camp Blood to make double sure both Freddy and Jason are dead. Tagging along is her boyfriend Will, who also survived the bloody outcome of FVJ and serves as the voice of – very much needed – reason here. After all, if you survive an encounter with only one of these slasher kings why in the fucking of all fucking hells would you lack the common sense God gave a goose and take your sorry ass back to their haunted territory? Most of the time the survivors of these films only want to get on with their lives. But no, Laurie thinks she has some special plot armor and won’t be affected by the nasty stabby bits of a slasher’s blade. 

I really don’t know what the Hell this idiot was thinking but upon reentering Jason’s dark domain the Demon of the Lake appears and Will gets a bad case of being slaughtered. Laurie soon comes to greatly regret her big dumb decision when she realizes Jason isn’t friendly! No, not at all and he doesn’t give a fuck who you are. To him, we’re all just a bunch of meat sacks that he gladly spills all over the place. It’s not long before Jason makes quick work of Laurie and her warm blood flows thickly into the wintery snow. Funnily enough, it feels like the storytellers had some real contempt for her character and couldn’t wait to kill her off at the first chance they got. So they did so right at the very beginning of the story! It shows this story isn’t messing around and we’re all just part of the ride. 

In keeping with how FVJ concluded, Freddy’s nothing more than a severed head and sits alongside Pamela’s beloved cranium at the cabin’s shrine. Still, bereft of body as he now is, Freddy proves to be no less dangerous nor any less treacherous in his maniacal scheming.

He has full access to Jason’s mind and provokes him every chance he can, showing himself to be Mommy Dearest’s new lover and, by proxy, Jason’s step-daddy. Yeah, it gets really weird. This is all played out inside of Jason’s messed up mind by the way and he sees his mom naked in bed with Freddy…like I said it’s weird. 

The Dream Demon has big goals for this hulking mass of violence and intends to send Jason out and obtain a hidden copy of the Necronomicon planted somewhere around Crystal Lake. It’s from here that the story centers primarily on the importance of getting hold of that accursed tome of necromancy. 

It’s also here that a lot of fans roll their eyes – myself included – because the storytellers try to force the narrative that Jason is a Deadite and I hate that idea. Adam Markus tried dredging it up a few years ago and it still made no sense. During the Paramount era it was never once hinted that Jason could possibly be a Deadite. He was a kid who drowned in the lake and became a restless spirit of wrath and violence. He never exhibited any qualities of a Deadite. For one, Deadites can speak and love berating their victims with devilish taunts and jeers. They also have an over-the-top sense of humor. Something Jason lacks on both accounts. It wasn’t until New Line acquired the rights to the franchise that this notion was shoe-horned into the lore as if someone needed a reason to say ‘Oh that’s why Jason is what he is!’ No, Jason is just Jason. Freddy would be more suited to being called a Deadite given how many of their qualities he personally exhibits. But, again, Freddy is just Freddy. Sometimes there doesn’t need to be any reason beyond that. It’s way more interesting to let the Deadites, Freddy, and Jason be their own separate demonic monsters. Three separate forces of Evil all at war with each other. That’s way more engaging. 

So here the narrative says Pamela got hold of a copy of the Necronomicon (somehow) to resurrect Jason from the Lake and thus making him a Deadite. Keep in mind how, had this movie been made, we would’ve been 12 movies deep already into Jason’s lore thus making this the absolute first time this idea was pushed on fans. It doesn’t fit with any of the lore previously solidified. Now I could buy into an idea that oh let’s just say, some occultists arrive at Crystal Lake with a copy of the Necronomicon to indulge in some dastardly occulty stuff. It being a virtual hot spot for mass murders and restless spirits after all. Maybe Freddy could have used his influence over dreams to get people to bring the Necronomicon out that far and Jason killing them off before they could hand over the book to him. That would be a really good reason for Freddy and Jason to start fighting all over again. Ah well. 

Regardless, this is how the storytellers chose to get Necronomicon into the plot. Jason’s mom used it to resurrect him and now Freddy wants the book to resurrect himself and become both a terror of the dreamlands as well as the waking world. You can imagine what kind of catastrophe that would prove to be should he get hold of that ancient grimoire. 

Highlights of the story

1- We get a genuine Christmas horror story that crosses over Evil DeadNightmare on Elm St, and Friday the 13th! Hell could you imagine if this had been made into a movie? It would’ve been an annual must-watch among all three fandoms. A very sad missed opportunity here. At least we get it in comic book form though. 

carol this, assholes!

2- The violence is off the scale here. Jason is in true form, my Nasties. Right away he kills the heroes of the last movie and then quickly ventures out to the cheery festivities being enjoyed by the locals. It’s not long before Jason impales a caroler and then cuts off the heads of the rest of her caroling crew.

My favorite moments happen when Jason walks boldly into S-mart and opens up a slaughter aisle.

I mean fucking Hell he takes a buggy (shopping cart to the rest of y’all) and uses it to completely mince some guy through the cart’s grid! It’s like a hot cheese grate splashing through warmed butter! Without a doubt, this has to be my favorite Jason kill of all time right here. Just take a look.

I mean just look at this crazy shit!

Absolutely beautiful. Jason removes people’s upper bodies from their hips and goes splashy slashy everywhere he steps. Jason is a full-on bulldozer of graphic destruction. The censor’s board would have hated this. 

3- Classic Ash, baby! He is the man with the chin and the shit-eating grin. He pulls out all his classics here too. The witty charm, the goofball antics, and a revved-up chainsaw.

We’ve wanted to see what would happen if he ever got to fight either Freddy or Jason. At last, we get not just him fighting one of them but both! And, this story delivers. He fights both in their own respected fields of expertise too. For example, Jason throws Ash through a few walls inside S-mart. At some point, Jason loses a hand and takes a page out of Ash’s playbook, and shoves a machete into the meaty wet stump. That’s pretty awesome.

 

Ash also fights Freddy in a dream where Ash’s hand suddenly regrows itself and Ash gets to enjoy the moment only for a brief instant before razor-pointed claws grow from his regrown fingers. Ash has no choice but to cut the hand off again, spilling his blood on the dirty floor. Echoing events from Army of Darkness, dozens of bloody little Freddies pop out of the blood puddles and soon form together to grow into a full-sized Freddy Krueger. 

4. The fights are off the charts. This is a genuine monster mash slugfest. It doesn’t waste time rehashing what we’ve already seen from the FVJ movie either. No, this time around there’s a slew of new tricks.

For example, Freddy, being in perfect form here, uses necromancy to resurrect Jason’s old victims of the past to attack him.

You can tell the storytellers were having fun here as cameos from past films make their appearance to drag Jason straight to Hell. It’s a surge of nostalgia and frankly it’s appreciated.

Final Thoughts:

Overall, it’s a great monster mashup featuring all three beloved properties and it harkens back to the chilling crossover events Universal Pictures was known for the moment Frankenstein first met the Wolfman and the harrowing tale of the graveyard smash was born. Whatever your thoughts about the whole ‘vs’ movie craze may be it’s hard to deny what a wasted opportunity this project was. Freddy vs Jason should have been the foundation of what could’ve become the ultimate slasher evolution! Imagine a series of movies where horror films crossed over into one another and led characters into a fight for their lives against iconic slasher icons. Just imagine Chucky or Pinhead entering the conflict. 

the Hellpriest nearly made a cameo at the end of Freddy vs Jason

Maybe it would’ve sucked, but we’ll never know. What followed was the horrid and inevitable remake apocalypse. Every one of us had to watch our favorite horror icons get rehashed, reimagined, and rebooted in inferior ways by filmmakers who didn’t know the first goddamn thing about the beloved franchises they were entrusted with. I know which of the two styles of films I would’ve rather watched. 

Others felt the same way too if things like Terrordrome, an independent fighting game, are any indication. The game is free to play and features a wide roster of horror slashers to tickle the funny bone of any fan. Ash, Jason, Pinhead, Ghostface, Freddy, the Tall Man are just a few the game offers. Even professionals got in on the action as Mortal Kombat offered fans a chance to play as either Leatherface or Jason and hack it out in bloody magnificence. 

Fans wanted more of this kind of thing, bottom line, and at least comic books let us explore the possibility of what could’ve happened. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash finishes its story with an all-out battle atop a frozen Crystal Lake where Freddy is now fully empowered by the hellish secrets of the Necronomicon. Ash finds himself locked in the most dangerous battle of his life against Jason as Team Ash desperately tries to chant the incantation to send Freddy into another dimension altogether. 

Ash finds strength in his trusty boomstick and fires a face full of hot lead right into Jason’s mouth shattering his iconic mask and giving Jason a brand new ghoulish look that, honestly, I’m shocked NECA hasn’t capitalized on yet. 

Jason is then sunk to the bottom of the frozen lake in a way that’s closely reminiscent of how Jason Lives ends…that is if Jason was hit by a car and the weight of said car carried his rotting ass down to the dark and chilling depths. It’s still similar. 

The incantation is said aloud and Freddy is hurled into a nether realm of demons.

Jason is gone and Freddy is trapped in the Deadite dimension. Ash is victorious and all is well. The comic sold well too. So well that the inevitable sequel happened! It’s not over, bitch! Freddy isn’t dead and Jason cannot die! 

The sequel of Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash is kinda where the story shines brightest. I mean in this story survivors of both ANOES and FT13th appear. Tommy Jarvis and Ash do not get along either. Freddy’s daughter makes her come back here as well. It’s nice to see even more lore from both franchises get explored in this story. 

To be certain this is a direct continuation of Freddy vs Jason vs Ash, and, honestly, serves more like the second half of a two-part story than it does as a sequel. The stakes are now even higher and the surviving members of our favorite slasher franchises must team together to stand against ultimate evil,

It does get super fucking weird though with Freddy making out with his daughter in one scene. She’s totally into it btw and proves to be just as fucked up as her ol’ dad. Jason gets magicked up and grows some very unsettling long luscious hair. I … I really don’t know what the fuck they were thinking with that.

Oh, and Freddy becomes President of the United States with a whole army of Deadites at his command. You can’t make this shit up. 

And they went all out here. Already we’ve mentioned Tommy Jarvis but also making her return is Tina Shepherd from Part VII: New Blood, who was always one of my favorite final girls. Not to mention someone was a big NOES 3 fan because holy shit the Dream Warriors are back to fight Freddy’s evil Deadite army!

You might think I’m done, but you’d be mistaken because Nancy from ANOES 1, 2, New Nightmare, is back in spirit form to put a stop to Freddy for good.

That’s not to mention Freddy’s freakin’ mom, the nun herself, shows up to kick her son’s evil ass too.

Overall it’s one helluva fun story. This time they incorporated Army of Darkness into the monster mix and a war of ghosts and demons outside the White House brings the story to a satisfying WTF close.

You don’t need to read the sequel but then again yes you do. You want this crazy shit. It’s like the last slice of pizza you know you shouldn’t eat but you won’t be happy until you do. So you eat it and hate yourself later for it. In like manner you don’t need the sequel – I mean the first run ends itself satisfyingly with everything wrapped up – but I like to see these two as two halves of the same story.

So ultimately I feel this honestly is a must-read for any horror fan of the ‘80s and ‘90s. It was made by fans for fans. It features our favorite heroes and villains of the slasher era, combines them all brilliantly together, and pits them against evils so great only together can they work to bring back sanity to their crumbling little world. It’s not for anyone seeking highbrow horror though. This is Freddy and Jason with Ash, so you know what you’re in for. And the story doesn’t disappoint. It’s a perfect thing to dive into as you prepare for the fast-approaching Halloween season. 

Problem is the books are out of print and just a single issue can cost up to hundreds of dollars. I don’t know how I lucked out to get the full run when I did but if you find any issues in a used comic bend at your local comic store I highly advise picking them up. 

Realistically no one has that kind of money to order these online. Fans also don’t all have the convenience of a good comic shop or the luck of finding a full run at one. Happily, though there are audiobooks on YouTube that cover the whole story from beginning to end. It’s the easiest way to enjoy this nearly-forgotten story. 

This story came out at a time when horror was bloody good fun, and it reflects a lot of great nostalgia we could all use a bit of. Whatever way you find to experience it I do recommend you indulge in the antics and carnage waiting herein.

Manic out!

Happy Dirty 30! Top 10 Horror Movies of 1992!

1992 is often labeled by genre fans as a pretty sup-par year in horror, but I’m here calling bullshit on those misguided spun tales via cinephile snobs. There were some stinkers in the form of sequels via some heavyweight franchises like Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth and Alien 3 (my opinion folks, they DO suck balls); which may just be the reason why horror fans give this year, in particular, some grief. But the horror season of 1992 brought some FANTASTIC cinematic terror to the fans that really shouldn’t be overlooked in the shadow of these popular franchise failures.

So here we go, an official ranking here at Nightmare Nostalgia of the best horror movies of 1992 turning the dirty 30 this year!

Honorable Mention: Demonic Toys

Before you ask, the answer is yes: I would much rather sit through Baby Oopsie Daisy’s devilish sense of potty mouth humor than sit through Alien 3.

Full Moon’s whacky horror about a couple of toys in an abandoned warehouse that are anything but, is Full Moon doing what it does best; to entertain. It’s not Puppet Master material but it was popular enough with the Charles Band crowd to spawn a couple of crossovers and sequels, including one with Toulon’s marionettes themselves. It’s cheesy bad but in all the right ways. Sometimes I just want to watch a bunch of powerful demons parading around as innocent playthings trying to help bring about the birth of the Antichrist, and this does the job.

Don’t be a Moby fuckin’ Dick and grab it at Amazon here!

10. Mikey

Mikey- another killer kid film that gives all skeevies that well, killer kids in film do so well. Family Ties star Brian Bonsall goes from loveable child star to Terry O’ Quinn Stepfather staus in this 1992 psychological horror. Mikey is an abused child and that trauma leads to his homicidal tendencies, including one gnarly scene with a baseball bat that would leave Negan from the Walking Dead grinning like a proud father.

Worth noting a few Nightmare On Elm Street alumnis’ make an appearance in the movie- Whit Hertford (A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child), and Mimi Craven (A Nightmare On Elm Street and Wes Craven’s wife) while also using Freddy in the tagline for the film: “Remember, Jason and Freddy Were Kids Once, Too.” Just an interesting tidbit I thought I’d throw in.

Get it on Amazon here!

9. Lawnmower Man

While Stephen King absolutely hated this adaptation of his short story from “Night Shift” so much he sued to have his name removed from the film, in actuality I don’t think it’s that bad at all. And a horrifying precursor to how advanced technology can really fuck with your mind. Men sure love to play God as history has told time and again and as mankind advances, the more maniacal we become.

Anyway, I appreciate it for what it is. Mind fuck your way over to Amazon for a copy for your collection!

8. Sleepwalkers

King had some serious displeasure with Lawnmower Man, but in ’92 the master of horror wrote his first featured film NOT based on any of his previous works in Sleepwalkers, and is completely underrated if you’re asking me. The film has a ton of horror icon cameos like Clive Barker and Tobe Hooper and is a Stephen King penned movie directed by Mick Garris surrounding vampires and cats. That’s really all I need to enjoy myself here.

Pick it up at Amazon here!

7. Dr. Giggles

If you’re asking me, Larry Drake’s Dr. Giggles is an entirely overlooked horror icon and I’m here to set the record straight: “Laughter is the best medicine.” And if you read any of my mental health and horror-related pieces and resonate, you would totally agree. It’s full of fun, gore, and smart filmmaking where you wouldn’t think you would find any. Yet here we are, talking about Dr. fuckin’ Giggles.

Just give it a jab. Pick it up here!

6. Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Anyone trying to fill the shoes of Bela Lugosi is likely going to come up a fang or two short, but goddamn I do love Gary Oldman as Dracula. Plus, any movie with national treasure Keanu Reeves in it, is okay by me. The Academy, although they mostly get these things wrong, recognized the 1992 visual stunner with four awards that year. Pretty impressive and a monumental win for the horror genre. The gothic tale of romance and horror is a great watch for a dreary Sunday afternoon or just any time you feel like watching Oldman at his best.

Snag the 4k edition here at Amazon!

5. Pet Sematary 2

Without question, the greatest thing about Pet Sematary 2 is Clancy Brown as asshole Gus Gilbert. While that may not be much of a powerpoint in terms of ranking it so high here, Clancy birthed a horror cult icon of sorts here and basically carried the film with this egregious character, and that counts for something. Especially in a film with a trending star such as Edward Furlong. He stole the whole show and gave us another side to Stephen King’s immaculate tale of tragic death and the human experience.

Salute the Clancy Brown by revisiting it here!

4. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

David Lynch doing what he does best and fucking with the minds of audiences is nothing short of just fantastic. The prequel to the television series “Twin Peaks”, Fire Walk With Me chronicles Laura Palmer’s final days leading up to her death and finally revealing her killer. It was pretty goddamn exciting back in the day and watching it now just brings me pure hypnotizing joy diving into Lynch’s strange world of visual symmetry.

Dive down the rabbit hole again here!

3. Braindead (Dead Alive)

Although Peter Jackson’s Braindead wasn’t released in the US, and had a name change, until early 1993, it was released in the director’s home of New Zealand in 1992 as Braindead and that’s where I think it counts as a 1992 film; and by God, it is one of the best.

Hailed as one of the goriest movies to this very day, and exceeds all expectations in what a horror comedy can and should be. As a zombie film, it stands out from all others as being over-the-top pure fun but with a black-box warning as some of the scenes in this genre treasure are almost too sickening to watch, at least for those who have a serious gag-reflux anyway.

All hail the Braindead here and relive the classic once more- just don’t eat prior to viewing.

2. Army Of Darkness

I don’t even need to explain this all. If you question Army of Darkness‘ greatness in any shape or form, you shouldn’t even be here pal.

I’m one of those that enjoys Army maybe even a little more so than Evil Dead itself. Bruce Campbell’s character of Ash really came into his own as a legendary horror hero with memorable one-liners and a full-circle scope of who Ash Williams really is. Plus, the clay skeleton army is just a lot of fun.

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart and pick up the Screwhead edition Blu-Ray here!

1. Candyman

Sweets to the sweet and there as shit isn’t anything sweeter to come out of 1992 than Candyman.

Clive Barker’s story of “The Forbidden” went visual this year, birthing a rare POC horror icon and no one could have done it or WILL EVER do it better than Tony Todd. This movie is so beautiful in terms of score, cinematography, and real-world horror revenge with a love story underneath all of it. There hasn’t been anything like it before, or since that moves my emotions in every direction quite like this film and stands as not just one of the greatest horror movies of 1992, but of the entire decade in itself.

Be his victim once more here!

That about wraps it up nostalgic nuggets! What would you add to the roster of 1992? The Gate II? Perhaps Innocent Blood? Sound off in the comments!

Memories Won’t Fade even as Ash vs Evil Dead Says Goodbye

After nearly forty years, we’re sad to say goodbye to a franchise that has given us three films and thirty television episodes. That heartbreak has less to do with Ash Williams, and everything to do with our memories of watching The King ham it up.

Those memories are different for everyone. It could be where you were when you first laid eyes on The Evil Dead, or the people with whom you watched Army of Darkness, or or perhaps the way the splatstick of Ash vs Evil Dead helped you put your troubles on the back burner, if only for 30 minutes. It goes without saying that memories are a very personal thing, but make no mistake, the reason Bruce Campbell and the Evil Dead universe resonate so deeply with fans comes down to individual circumstance.

For me, it was the routine of waking on Sunday mornings after a night of shenanigans and grabbing my phone to pull up the latest chapter of AVED. It’s been my way for three years now, and I’d be lying if I said I weren’t going to miss the hell out of it. To be honest, though, I must admit that it’s been the interactions I’ve blessed to experience with cast members that endeared me most to Ash vs Evil Dead. Hell, I almost set Ted Raimi up on a blind date, but I’ll get to that.

I’m not even going to discuss the interview I scored with the King two days before the Season 2 finale (though it took two years to land, and I was never so nervous in my life), because in a matter of seconds before our discussion came to a close, Campbell provided a gift that can never be repaid.

CampbellSince entering the arena of horror writing, one relationship has towered above all others, and that is my friendship with the owner and operator of Nightmare Nostalgia, Patti Pauley. Many times she’d mentioned that Bruce Campbell was her son’s hero, and I always told her that should I get the opportunity to speak with the man who was Ash, I’d see about getting a personal message for her boy. So when the time came, I asked Campbell if he’d be good enough to share a few words, and he didn’t disappoint.

While the message itself was vintage Bruce — short and not-so sweet — her delight when I told her that he’d agreed to say something had me grinning from ear-to-ear. However, it wasn’t until later that night that I realized that she’d not only shared that message with her son when he got home from school, but on Facebook as well. I watched as her child gasped and faux-fainted when he discovered that a message from Bruce Campbell existed that was for his ears only. Thinking about it now makes me giddy beyond belief, because it’s a moment that doesn’t belong to the masses, but the three of us, to be cherished forever.

Like the conversation I had with Dana DeLorenzo in my kitchen.

It wasn’t that she’d no doubt done innumerable interviews with other outlets, or that she found it funny that I’d been involved with the “Thanks for talkin’” conference call months earlier, but my discovery that she was every bit as charming and hilarious off screen as she was fierce as Kelly Maxwell on. DeLorenzo shared that she couldn’t wrap her head around the fact that she was doing a Q&A with a popular horror outlet in the same room where she’d played with Barbies as a child, before offering exquisite teaser after exquisite teaser.

DeLorenzoI won’t lie, it was a fantastic discussion, but while the thought never crossed my mind that I was “in” with her (and still don’t), it led to a shot in the dark that I’m glad I took. About a week into Women in Horror Month 2017, it dawned on me that securing a true horror heroine to wrap the month would be fantastic, and the first person who came to mind was Ms. DeLorenzo. So I messaged her to ask if she’d be interested in penning a piece for HorrorGeekLife about her experiences in the genre, with zero expectation. To my surprise, she agreed, and shared a beautifully poignant and inclusive piece that left HGL’s editor in tears. Till my last breath, I will never believe that she said yes, but if you ever want to know how incredible Dana DeLorenzo is, look no further than that act of generosity.

Which brings us to her partner in crime, the powerful vagina himself, Ray Santiago.

With a telephone conversation during or prior to each season, Santiago is the only Ghostbeater whom I’ve had the pleasure of speaking with more than once. After Baal sliced and diced Jefe’s right-hand man near the end of Season 2, I chatted with Santiago and wasn’t entirely convinced that we’d seen the last of Pablo, and felt compelled to say that if it was the end, I spoke for Evil Dead fans everywhere in thanking him for the franchise’s finest character not named Ash, and a job well done.

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To my shock, Santiago was touched by the sentiment, stammering through “Dude, you literally just made me…that makes my day.” The thought of that exchange still makes me smile, to say nothing of the shit-eating smirk that appeared on my mug after Kelly and Pablo finally locked lips during the current season which led to my tweet “Can we just agree that Kelly and Pablo are the Jim & Pam of horror?” Santiago responded with a message that was short, but much sweeter than Campbell’s – “Love you for saying this!”

Just because I’ve written for a couple of newspapers doesn’t mean I don’t have occasion to geek out from time-to-time.

Like the summer of ’16, for instance.

When I found out that Mr. Raimi had joined the cast for Season 2 (long before any of us realized that he’d reprise his role as Henrietta, or that Chet housed a monumental secret for three decades), I made it a goal to score the genre legend. Having delighted in his responses and ridiculous, infectious laugh for half an hour, the moment arrived for me to tell him that a colleague of mine at iHorror, Waylon Jordan, wanted me to inform Raimi that he loved Ted in a “totally non-weird way.”

Once again, Raimi cackled, and sans hesitation, shot back “Well, you tell him back that I love him in a completely weird way. Like, I’m just in love with him, and I would very much like his phone number.”

RaimiMy “alright” was met with more laughter and “Tell him if he’s ever available for dates, I’m a great date. And I promise not to be too grabby on the first one.” I cannot begin to describe my elation at sending that clip to a friend.

But that’s what it’s all about.

Look, if you’re still reading this, then you love the Evil Dead universe and probably have similar experiences that you hold dear. And that’s the reason none of us are ready to say goodbye and that this franchise has life almost forty years after it began.

Yes, the films are fantastic fun, but it’s not just about watching and re-watching those movies or the series, but of the times you spent with family and friends as you took it all in, or interactions you’ve had with Campbell or Raimi or DeLorenzo or Santiago at conventions or chance encounters on the street.

More than a scene or a kill or a one-liner, those are the moments that stay with you. We’ll always have three seasons of Ash vs Evil Dead (and, of course, the features), but I will carry the memories that I’ve collected over three years and thirty episodes for the rest of my life.

So I will savor Ash vs Evil Dead’s conclusion with a smile on my face, and maybe even shed a tear or ten.

For irreplaceable memories, both on screen and off, I offer a heartfelt thank you to the cast and crew of the best show on television.

To the Ghostbeaters.

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