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Rise of The Zuni Fetish Doll! A Brief History of Trilogy of Terror’s Scariest Entry

When I was a young kid, I remember walking down the hall late one night to the kitchen to grab a drink and while passing by our living room area, my parents were watching some late-night movie. I paused for a minute in curiosity and what I saw gave me nightmares for DAYS. This poor lady screaming for life while some psychotic tiny doll- thing with about 100 teeth chased her around her bedroom wielding the tiniest knife I had ever did see. Upon discovering the midnight-child invasion of the parental movie night, I was squawked at to get back to bed but the visionary terror I had witnessed on the Magnavox screen was clear as day. For years, until I was old enough to ride my bike to the video store on my own, the image haunted me until I was able to remedy it with a full viewing, and when I finally did around the tender age of eleven, Trilogy Of Terror became a tried and true favorite of mine that I would revisit many times; my go-to especially on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

So, let’s talk about THEE absolute scariest entry of Trilogy of Terror: “AMELIA“.

Born on ABC on March 4, 1975, Trilogy of Terror was a made-for-tv special presentation of primetime horror. Directed by Dan Curtis and starring Karen Black in three stories (Julie, Millicent and Therese, Amelia) consisting of different roles, each tale unrelated to the other but compelling in nature with each entry inducing uneasiness in the next. However, it was ultimately Amelia that stirred the most attention and well, nightmares for those who watched and became the signature face for the anthology film.

Famed author Richard Matheson, who is well known for his novels, “I Am Legend”, “What Dreams May Come”, and many more including writing several scripts for the original Twilight Zone series also penned the stories for the film. As it turns out, the story of “Amelia” and the Zuni fetish doll was actually a rejected storyline for one of Matheson’s most iconic Twilight Zone scripts, “The Invaders”.

Matheson explained in Dimensions Behind The Twilight Zone: A Backstage Tribute to Television’s Groundbreaking Series:

“I’m sure that Rod, being the consummate writer he was, did not think, for a moment, of making every Twilight Zone as though made with a cookie cutter. Their variety was perfectly in keeping with his creative awareness. What the story called for, we did. If the notion was serious, we wrote it that way. If it was comedic, we did it that way. Interestingly enough – I have said this before – the original submission for ‘A World of His Own’ was very grim and serious indeed. They suggested making it a comedy, which I did gladly. A similar occurrence was on ‘The Invaders.’ My original story was not to their taste, so I turned it into a science-fiction approach. Many years later, the grim approach to the story – not that ‘The Invaders’ is exactly comedy – became one of the stories on Trilogy of Terror, the Zuni doll chasing Karen Black all over her apartment.”

Both stories are based on Matheson’s short story, “Prey”. In “The Invaders,” Agnes Moorehead plays a woman who is stalked in her humble home by invading miniature spacemen. In “Amelia,” Karen Black plays a woman who is stalked in her apartment by a small warrior doll. So the similarities are pretty significant.

Beyond the detailed, horrifying looks of the Zuni fetish doll, one of the keynotes in what made this thing absolutely terrifying, was the high-pitched warrior voice that screamed relentlessly toward our Karen. That voice is of one Walker Edmiston, who was uncredited for the role. Edmiston is a famous voice-over actor you’ve probably heard plenty of times growing up in cartoons and film as he is most famous for voicing the likes of Inferno in the Transformers Movie and TV series, Dr. Blinky in H.R. Pufnstuf, the radio announcer in Dick Tracy, and infamously the voice of Mr. Slugworth in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! Walker made notable on-screen cameos throughout his nearly 50-year career in show biz as well as appearing in Land of the Lost, Get Smart, and Knot’s Landing.

Adventures in Odyssey

One of the actual dolls was sold at an auction in 2019 for a whopping $217,600, making it one of the most expensive horror props in horror history even beating out Jack’s ax from The Shining which sold for a little less than that year. Not bad considering the TV movie was probably made for a quarter of that.

I think we can all agree the Zuni doll is the stuff of fucking nightmares, and in my opinion, scarier than any doll I’ve ever seen on the cinematic screen. This thing is not only visually horrifying, but it has a Terminator-like quality as it doesn’t stop until you’re dead. He’s fast as FUCK, and if all else fails, will just possess your soul. As a matter of fact, Amelia being possessed by the little shit is almost more terrifying than the doll itself.

For you wonderful physical media lovers, you can grab the beautiful Blu-Ray over at Amazon here for less than $20. For anyone else that is on a budget, for now, you can totally watch for free on youtube, which I’ve taken the liberty to stick right here in this article.

Sweet dreams Zuni warriors.

Warner Bros. Partners With Dr. Martins For Beetlejuice, Lost Boys, and Goonies Shoe Collaboration!

Nice fuckin’ Docs! Warner Bros. Studios is the latest to hop on the horror shoe train collabing with every goth’s favorite blister maker, Dr. Martins, and giving three different die-for shoes to choose from featuring some of the 80s’ very greatest in gothic horror.

The Beetlejuice 1461 shoe has been painted with Beetle Snake and enamel lace charms before being finished with a printed sock liner, graphic laces, and colored sole pads.

1461 received a second makeover for The Lost Boys in croc-embossed leather with vampire teeth lace charms and hardware.

Then, we have the 1460 boot for The Goonies. Embossed with a skull pattern ‘NEVER SAY DIE’ printed backstraps with a skull lace charm. Now those are some ass-kickin boots. LITERALLY.

At the time of writing this, many sizes have already been sold out but if you hurry, you may get to snag a pair of these amazing horror kicks for your feet! Check out Dr.Martins.com directly to check availability!

Horror Hotlines: When 80s Kids Dared To Dial

If you were a young adolescent in the late 80s/early 90s, then you were probably like me and got caught dialing those taunting 1-900 numbers between your favorite programming specifically aimed at kids that would cost you your left nut if you dared to dial and rack up a $500 phone bill. I’ll never forget the day I, at the end of an episode of Freddy’s Nightmares (with all 44 episodes streaming now on TUBI btw), grew a pair of hairy balls just to hear some Springwood story that ended up costing me dearly. My Dad was plenty pissed when he got that phone bill and I ended up cleaning the pool and picking up leaves in my neighbor’s yard every day for a month. Would I do it again though?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTLY.

It sure as hell gave you a sense of living dangerously, and no doubt a few strands of pectoral hair sprouted on your chest when you ate the forbidden fruit if you actually mustered up the courage to call the “$2.99 a minute and $0.99 for each additional minute” retro hotlines. It was also around this same time when the horror genre changed from adults-only fare to in-your-face mainstream and started to invade the children’s market as well with Saturday morning cartoons featuring the likes of The Cryptkeeper and Toxie from The Toxic Avenger, horror comic books starring Chucky, and let’s not forget the Freddy Krueger dolls and stunning plastic Freddy Halloween costumes!

So it was inevitable to see 1-900 horror hotlines popping up all over the place trying to lure kids in while going in bone dry raping your dad’s wallet; and holy hell, there was plenty to choose from. If you were smart, you snuck off to your friend’s house to call these numbers while protecting the sanctity of your flesh-colored butt-cheeks. As admitted here, I wasn’t that clever at the age of nine. However, I don’t regret the few minutes I had on our family rotary phone with Freddy Krueger listening to some ridiculous tales about Springwood.

So let’s take a retro rewind back to the time when dialing 900 numbers got our asses kicked and take a look at some of the coolest horror hotlines I personally remember. Obviously, all these numbers are either disconnected or you may just reach some hot and horny guy or gal on the other end if you so happen to dial them now. In which case, dial if you dare! No seriously, I dare you.

1-900-860-4CHUCKY

How many were aware that The Lakeshore Strangler turned into a plastic nightmare in red sneakers and had his very own hotline? I never personally called this one, and it wasn’t advertised on television, at least to my own knowledge. Instead, the ads for the horror hotline popped up in the Child’s Play 2 comic book series that was put out by Innovation Comics. Apparently, if you called the number, Chucky would tell you a story and play a game with you. The message also gave you an option for Chucky to call you back later with a special message and extra charges added to the parental unit’s phone bill! What a sneaky, yet stunning scam this was for young fans of the killer doll.

The Halloween 5 Horror Hotline

I’ve written about this little 900 treasure before, but it deserves another shout-out as it’s the only official horror hotline granted access to our ears. The shameless promotion for one of the weaker installments of the Halloween franchise also included a hotline that appeared at the end of television promos for the fifth film in the series. If you called said number, you could guide a potential victim of Michael’s to safety and feel like a damn horror hero. I absolutely remember seeing a ton of marketing for this particular Myers sequel and did drag my parents to the theater for a viewing. Being eight years old at the time, I loved the movie back then, but of course, as my taste matured some, I realized it doesn’t quite stand up to the rest of the series. The movie’s box office earnings barely covered the production costs of the film, but I’m sure some saps bought into the hotline and don’t regret a second of it.

Grandpa Munster’s Vampire Hotline

Who else became a junior vampire bestowed honorably by none other than Grandpa Munster? Yes, Al “Grandpa Munster” Lewis of the classic “Munsters” sitcom had his very own fan line urging you to become a junior vampire of America. When you called, Lewis would tell some stories, and they would even send you an official “Junior Vampire” patch if you stayed on long enough. Some people think it’s sad how long Lewis played Vampire Gramps. But I think that’s nothing short of bullshit. I’m willing to bet he enjoyed every second of it. I mean, shit, if I could make money dressing up as a vampire for as long as he did, I’d be all kinds of okay with that.

1-900-909-CREEP

The Creep hotline was just so much damn fun. The glorious images from Troll (if you so happened to have known that back then) set you up for becoming an international sensation, urging you to share your own horror stories to the hotline. Which in turn, were then shared for others to hear. At least that is what they advertised anyway. My dad actually let me call this number one time, and while I don’t remember what the hell I said or heard during that call (hell, I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast today), I do recall it being cool as fuck. Maybe it was just because I actually had my parents’ permission this time.

1-900-909-FRED

Of course, the most infamous horror hotline of them all is the one that coincided with the primetime “Freddy’s Nightmares” series that aired in the late 80s. After daring to dial, you would hear a pre-recorded message from Freddy and listen to some strange tale or another involving Springwood.  Again, it was all totally worth ending up in the seventh layer of Hell with the parental units just to hear Robert Englund on the other end of the phone. To a kid that was obsessed with all things horror and at the height of Freddy Mania, this was goddamn everything.

Confession time! Were you brave enough to call any of these 900 numbers back in the day, or any not mentioned here? I know theres about 100 more but these are the ones I remember most. Leave me your stories below in the comments! Let’s rap without the $200 phone bill charge.