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10 Essential Live-Action Nickelododeon Shows From The 90s That Shaped Our Generation

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Truth be told, there wasn’t a better time to grow up than in the 90s’, and if like me were lucky enough to be born in the early 80s’, experiencing both decades coherently before the big tech boom is one hell of a privilege that you’re proud to have been apart of. As a little kid, we had the pleasure of experiencing Saturday Morning cartoons, drinking from the water hose with no regrets or fear, and many of the other now cliche tropes you see on the interwebs of 80s kids’ lives. However, in this little sliver of an era that we lived in throughout humanity’s existence, how privileged are we to have experienced an afternoon block of what was to our generation, our very own Mona Lisa of television shows that spoke to OUR generation only.

The golden age of Nickelodeon started something that we, the older kids and young teens, wanted to see and tackled real issues in both a humorous and slick way that we could understand and relate to. Before 1990 hit, the Canadian slime-bastic show “You Can’t Do That On Television” which was one of the channel’s first syndicated programs that ran up until 1990, really paved the way and ushered in the rest of the Nick legacy after picking the show up and becoming production partners in 1982. It also introduced to us to that green slime that became the channel’s iconic callback.

Why green slime? Hell, I don’t know…

SHIT.

ANYWAYS. I HAVE NO CLUE, but who cares? It was gloriously disgusting and we were here for it.

There was so much great content that Nickelodeon put out throughout the decade that honestly, it was hard to cipher it down to just ten; but for everyone’s sake of their sanity and eyeballs, I gotta keep it tight here. Worth noting also that I’m just giving my own opinions here on a few live-action programs that not only stuck out of the nostalgic deep well of the 90s Nick era programming but ones that also I have a major soft spot for that truly spoke to us adolescents of a time when the internet was only something rich people could afford.

So, let’s dive deep into the 90s nostalgia of live-action Nick shows that ruled. But first…

WATER PLEASE!

10. Nick Arcade

I friggin’LOVED Nick Arcade and when video games were as hot as ever, Nickelodeon hopped on that train with a game show where kids played video game trivia and challenges to win prizes. Holy balls I wanted to be on this show so bad.

The challenges were comprised of the “Four P’s”, if that jolts your memory, of points, puzzles, pop quizzes, and prizes, and moving the video game mascot Mikey around different areas in a variety of worlds that would rotate in every episode landing on one of these four P’s depending on which direction the player wanted to go. But let’s face it-everyone was just waiting for those video game challenges and the Video Zone that led up to the Wizard Level for the winning team to face. That show was our muse to step up our game in Battletoads if we ever ended up in Orlando and wanted a shot at being a contestant.

Now to double those nostalgic senses, here’s a full episode featuring the Salute Your Shorts cast!

9. Hey Dude!

Hey Dude just barely inches in as the series started in 1989 and only lasted until 1991 but made an impactful memory to all those who caught it during its two-season run. Though it wasn’t because it wasn’t popular or anything, but because Nickelodeon studios opened up in Orlando and just didn’t want to shell out the extra cash of filming in Arizona.

Hey Dude set itself apart from the teenage Summer camp tropes and moved into a Dude Ranch in the Southwest which was interesting and different, to say the least. It involves real teenage problems including friendships, love interests, and even taking on topics of sexism in the workplace. Unlike a lot of kid-focused tv shows, this one had some terrific acting; cue Christine Taylor anyone? It was a fun show to relax and unwind with after a long day at school and the theme song was pretty catchy.

Bet you get this stuck in your head for at least 4 days.

8. Wild and Crazy Kids

Hosted by Omar Gooding, Annette Chavez ( Jessica Gaynes for the second season), and Donnie Jeffcoat, Wild and Crazy Kids was another popular game show that was bonkers as shit but would we really want it any other way?! The chaotic game consisted of three large groups of kids battling against each other via simple recess games like tug of war or Simon Says and then traveling into really fun challenges like Slime by Numbers where kids basically got to slime their own parents. That was definitely my favorite by far. I’m just really proud we lived in a time when green slime was all the rage and it was perfectly acceptable to do this to anyone in your family.

7. Legends Of The Hidden Temple

BLUE BARRACUDAS FOR LIFE. Legends of the Hidden Temple was a mix of Jeopardy and Indiana Jones game of mental and physical challenges for kids and it was an absolute blast to watch mostly because production really went balls to the wall with set designs for this. The arena is a giant fictitious Mayan temple with an animatronic stone head named Olmec who “knows the secrets behind each of the treasures in his temple. Teams of two separated by cool names and colors compete to snag a historical artifact by doing physical challenges and answering questions asked by the giant head on history, geography, and mythology. So you not only needed to fit as fuck, but hopefully, you paid attention in school or the shrine of the silver monkey was out of reach for you bud. Legends was a pretty big deal and talked about daily in the schoolyards around here because there really was nothing quite like it. I suppose it was a product of its time though as the 2021 revival didn’t catch that same magic. But then again, when you replace the kids with adults, it really does lose a lot of its appeal.

6. Clarissa Explains It All

Clarissa not only explained it, but had IT all and was pre-teen goals for all girls that watched this show. Her outfits were on point, her room was a teenage dream, and she just seemed to have like the perfect damn life with the exception of a few basic bumps along the way. Some of which yield positive learning experiences with wholesome morals about friendship, trust, and honesty. The show was an anomaly during its original run because it cast a close boy/girl friendship that wasn’t hampered by sexual attraction, which offered society the opportunity to talk about social dynamics between platonic friendships and dating. It also made Sam’s ladder seem a little less creepy and sort of adorable as he was the one friend Clarissa could always count on. It really was groundbreaking for its time and although it seems a bit dated now, this show was affluent with resonation for us kids in the 90s.

5. All That

The groundbreaking kid-starring sketch comedy show All That premiered in April of 1994 and was an instant hit with us. Part SNL, and Mad TV for a PG audience, the show tackled real-time topics with hilarious sketches along with musical guests performing in-between segments. Not to mention, the show birthed the infamous Good Burger skit with cast members Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell. The tidbit of burger employees and faux burger joint became a popular segment and launched their own movie in 1997. I mean, if you weren’t quoting Good Burger at least once a day in the 90s, who the hell even were you?

4. Double Dare

Marc Summers making kids pick giant noses on Double Dare for a walkman radio might just be one of most ingenious and insane things Nickolean put out and by the gods of giant bowls of dog food, we bought into it and were all in for this game show. With a team of two kids competing for a chance at the Double Dare obstacle course with both trivia questions and usually messy challenges, it was a joy to watch these kids get douched with whip cream, slime, and mud. Even better was Super Sloppy Double Dare if you remember that spin-off that was basically the same show but even messier. Double Dare is the reason a lot of these other game shows came into existence and why a lot of kids tuned in to the network and discovered a lot of these other shows. As stated before, I’m just really hyped we were a kid during this glorious golden age of excellent nose-picking programming.

3. Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts was the ultimate kids’ live-action show full of campy (ironically) farts, humor, and witty insults, with a sprinkle of kids facing everyday problems. In between the group torturing the head camp counselor Ug and then him getting revenge on the little farts as Zeke the Plumber, Salute Your Shorts became something really special for our generation. At only 26 episodes, the series feels like so much more thanks to the creative writing built around each character on the show. Each kid had identifiable personalities we could all resonate with. We all knew a Donkeylips or a Dina in our neighborhoods and thanks to Budnick, we had a healthy new prank or insult to pull every week on other friends. Or at the very least, we screamed sang this song when we really wanted to annoy everyone around us. That, did indeed, make me want to fart to really bring that song to another level of irksomeness.

2. The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Hey smiling strange, you’re looking happily deranged! Pete and Pete were PEAK 90s material and embodies everything that is nostalgic of the decade. The essence of the grudge era is felt beautifully in the story about these two brothers named Pete Wrigley. It’s never really explained why siblings share the same name, but it might have something to do with Mom’s metal plate in her head. The oddball show wasn’t really about anything other than their random misadventures with really cool recurring characters like Artie, the world’s strongest man, and the ice cream man Mr. Tastee who never showed his real face behind his mascot costume. And we can’t forget little Pete’s tattoo which was beyond taboo at the time but somehow, made it seem so wholesome, which also got its own cast credit in the intro. This show was just pure 90s bonkers with a fire intro that I still sing randomly in 2023. Long live Petunia!

1. Are You Afraid Of The Dark

    Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, this sits at the top as the greatest Nick show of the 90s. Serving as sort of a Twilight Zone for 90s kids, Are You Afraid of the Dark‘s ghost stories told around a campfire dared us to venture out of our comfort zone into a true gateway of horror with nightmare fuel icons of childhood horror like the Ghastly Grinner and Zeebo the Clown. These kids were the young horror fans that we were growing up and it was nice to see other horror nerds like us on TV taking their horror duties very seriously. They didn’t fuck around with rules and membership. You could only join if everyone voted that your tales were worthy enough.

    Thus, kids were both the tellers and subjects of the stories, uniquely grounding Are You Afraid of the Dark in teen perspectives at an important time in their young lives. It’s had such a lasting impact on our generation that almost anyone who lived through the 90s knows about this show. This Canadian-born program gave the power of storytelling to kids, helping them confront the real horrors of teen life with its ghost tale plots, villains, and moral resolutions. At its heart, Are You Afraid of the Dark was about the Midnight Society gathering around a campfire to collectively hash out the nightmares of watching childhood fade away into something more uncertain and sinister. There’s always that truly one-of-a-kind show you only get to see once in a generation and AYAOTD was it. Because there ain’t nothing scarier than having to grow up and pay a mortgage fellas.

    What was YOUR favorite live-action Nick show? Sound off in the comments, and remember…

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    QUINTESSENTIAL QUINTUPLETS: WHY ‘THE FIRM’ IS HORROR’S BEST ENSEMBLE EVER

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    Just hear me out.

    Before we begin, however, I acknowledge this method could be applied to any number of films and probably work just as well, but THE FIRM (1993) is my favorite Tom Cruise movie and after rattling around in my head for years, it’s nice to finally put these thoughts to paper.

    If you’re reading this, I assume you know THE FIRM, but here’s a brief synopsis in case: Mitch McDeere (Cruise), an eager young attorney fresh off graduation from Harvard, chooses a small law firm out of Memphis, Tennessee from a seemingly endless line of suitors only to discover that when something seems too good to be true…

    Oh, and a quick thought on the ranking breakdown: roles in THE FIRM was weighed more heavily than their contributions to the horror genre. If you wonder why Cruise is absent despite INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) and LEGEND (1985), or why Holly Hunter was excluded with titles like THE BURNING (1981) and COPYCAT (1995) under her belt and knowing good and damn well that Tammy Hemphill is THE FIRM’s undeniable MVP — well, hopefully you’ll understand more after reading the article. QUICK CLUE: with this writer, a certain sci-fi television series will always win a coin flip).

    Now, shall we join Bendini, Lambert & Locke for a little barbeque?

    5 — JERRY HARDIN as ROYCE McKNIGHT

    The least sinister or shady (insert whichever adjective you prefer that begins with the letter “S” here) amongst the firm’s hierarchy, the reality is that “any lawyer worth that offer” should’ve had Mitch sniffing things out when Hardin said he’d bribed a clerk in the Harvard law office so he could add 20 percent to MiDeere’s tender. Alas, that’s not what we’re here for. Hardin appeared in 11 episodes of THE X-FILES as the mysterious Deep Throat, who provided Agent Mulder (David Duchovny) cryptic information in the early stages of a show that, if you’re of a certain age, was without question appointment viewing.

    4 — TOBIN BELL as THE NORDIC MAN

    Asking “why are you asking questions about dead lawyers” whilst brandishing a silencer and wagging a finger like a disapproving Dikembe Mutombo would send a shiver down the spine of the most stoic among us, but let’s get down to brass tacks. Look, the Nordic Man’s albino ass was absolutely terrifying, but as discussed in the open — it’s about the heft of character from THE FIRM — so as a trigger man, Tobin lands (rather appropriately) in the clean-up spot. Bell is certainly the heaviest-hitter on this list as the anchor for one of horror’s goliaths. Beginning with the OG in 2004, Bell has starred in the dual role of Jigsaw / John Kramer in eight of the SAW franchise’s nine films to date and is reportedly tied to the tenth installment due this October. Because, if you’ll recall, “if it’s Halloween, it must be SAW”.

    3 — HAL HOLBROOK as OLIVER LAMBERT

    At first glance, Holbrook cut quite a father figure, one that held sway with McDeere, but it didn’t take long for Mitch to learn that Lambert was behind the wheel of a deep, dark motor vee-hick-uhl chase that resulted in crash and burn for four lawyers–none of them over the age of 45–in less than ten years. Holbrook was nominated for an Oscar (INTO THE WILD, 2007) and his trophy case required Emmy and Tony Awards be dusted, but we’re going to focus on a pair of performances where you wouldn’t have expected him to be the bad guy: Father Malone in John Carpenter’s THE FOG (1980) and Henry Northrup in George A. Romero’s CREEPSHOW (1982). Holbrook just had a gentle way about him, and much like his role in THE FIRM, so why would you even consider this dude was up to no good? Well, some menacing mariners and Fluffified Adrienne Barbeau would like a word.

    2 — GARY BUSEY as EDDIE LOMAX

    As our fearless leader Patti Pauley often points out, Gary Busey wrestled a godddamn werewolf. Do me a favor and read that out loud again, Maybe three times. But before I forget, Busey played a seedy private detective who had done time with Mitch’s brother Ray (it was so hard to leave David Strathairn off this list because DOLORES CLAIBORNE, 1995). Busey only got two scenes, but made the most of them, and brought Mitch and Tammy (Hunter) together, which if we’re honest, was why Mitch’s “more of a way through” succeeded in the first place. That said, back to wrestling a werewolf. Busey’s Uncle Red keeps us coming back to SILVER BULLET (1985). The one-liners — “I feel like a virgin on prom night” — never get old and though he took a bit of convincing, Red never lost faith in his niece and nephew when he easily could have just buried himself in a bottle of booze — which as I believe you do recall — Uncle Red was very good at. And if we could get back to wrasslin’ for the briefest of moments? It took a lot for me to rank anyone above Busey. I just needed to say that.

    1 — WILFORD BRIMLEY as BILL DEVASHER

    Even if Brimley had only been provided the opportunity to appear in the scene featured in the GIF above, he would have nailed the role of the firm’s frightening head of security. Not-so veiled threats and that glance before asking a question that required no answer. Don’t, for a single, solitary moment, allow yourself to believe that a dude who once peddled oatmeal (and battled diabeetus) couldn’t scare the ever-loving shit out of you. When it comes to Wil’s horror pedigree, we needn’t look further than Outpost 31. As Blair in John Carpenter’s THE THING (1982), Brimley again made the most of few words: “how long were you alone with that dog?”, “that thing wanted to be us!” and “I said watch Clark and watch him close.” The good doctor not only believed in the voodoo bullshit–but to bring the Quaker Oats full circle–knew sabotaging his own crew was the right thing to do. Brimley ripped the spotlight away from superstars like Cruise and Kurt Russell in both roles and stands atop the medal podium for his efforts.

    HONORABLE MENTION — PAUL SORVINO as TOMMIE MOROLTO (with apologies to Ed Harris’ dance routine from CREEPSHOW)

    “Avery, who’s in Chicago?” I’ll tell you who — a legend who gave us “we’re under attack by a popular dessert!”(THE STUFF, 1985) and knock-you-on-your-ass roles like Rotti Largo in REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008). There was zero chance — ZERO — this scene didn’t make the cut.

    Agree? Disagree? Have another non-horror movie in mind with a stellar spooky cast? Hell, shoot us ideas on topics you’d like to see tackled in this Quintessential Quintuplets series. Sound off in the comments and we’ll see you next week!

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    Eibon Press Joins Forces With Vinegar Syndrome To Form Vinegar Syndrome Publishing

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    It would seem a match made in the dirtiest corner of Hell, but yes, the masterful talents behind the absolute best cult-classic horror comics in the whole world (Eibon Press) have united themselves to the house of cultic sleaze, Vinegar Syndrome. No doubt many of our readers are already collectors of the stygian wonders both unique companies have released over the years.

    I personally love anything and everything Eibon Press has released over the years. So I’m very curious to see what’s in store.

    This abominable union will be the start of Vinegar Syndrome Publishing and it sounds as if fans have a lot to look forward to according to VS’s own words:

    Vinegar Syndrome is thrilled to announce the formation and launch of Vinegar Syndrome Publishing, along with the acquisition of legendary horror-comic publisher, Eibon Press! Eibon co-founder, Stephen Romano will also be taking the lead as Creative Director.

    VS Publishing will specialize in original comics as well as comic adaptations and novelizations (both hardback and trade paperback) of some of your favorite films in the VS catalog, along with other genre classics. We’re also planning some artwork based coffee table books along with plenty of special merch and other fun surprises.

    Additionally, VS Publishing will be reissuing numerous iconic titles from the Eibon catalog, kicking off this spring with a new and updated edition of the four-part comic adaptation of Lucio Fulci’s ZOMBIE. This upcoming edition will be sold both individually, as well as together in a collectable case. Each Eibon re-issue will come complete with all new cover art, new supplemental materials and stellar new packaging done as only VS knows how!

    – Vinegar Syndrome

    Eibon Press has been known for its fantastic work on many of Lucio Fulci’s fan-favored titles such as Zombie, Gates of Hell, and The Beyond to name only a few.

    As well as a few original works that are pure sleazy fun. Eibon Press also combined two cult-classic killers in a showdown of blood and mayhem in their hellish crossover between both Maniac and The New York Ripper.

    Each title released by Eibon Press is handled with the utmost respect for the source material and is made by fans who genuinely love the topic they’re working on. Combined with the expertly told stories is phenomenal artwork splashing across each page. Every new issue is a sincere work of grotesque art.

    It now sounds like even more cult favorites will be given the Eibon treatment seeing how the VS video library will be on hand. So the future is bright with viscera as far as I can tell.

    As long as VS Publishing allows Eibon’s talent to stay true to who they are and continue on with what made them famous there should be lots for fans to enjoy in the coming months and years ahead. Be sure to stay tuned as I keep an eye on things as they progress.

    I can already tell you that even though I already own everything Eibon Press has ever released I wouldn’t mind picking up that Zombie re-release VS Publishing mentioned. Sounds like there’s going to be new artwork released with older titles so… (sigh) more things to spend my money on. In this case, it’s well worth it.

    In case you missed your chance to get your hands on many of Eibon Press’s macabre works in the past you’ll now be able to add their gruesome masterpieces to your personal library. Impress your friends. Disappoint your mother! Gross out your neighbors. Just don’t let this chance pass you by.

    This news is bittersweet to me of course. The end of an era is on us as well as the dawn of a new one. So best wishes to Vinegar Syndrome Publishing. You better not suck because you have some big shoes to fill.

    Manic out!