All posts by Patti PaulterGeist

Owner, operator, and fuzzy retro feelers giver at NightmareNostalgia.com. Worshipper of our Lord and savior Boo Berry, Patti is a seasoned pro having written for the top horror websites and magazines over the past few years until she decided to go balls to the wall and make her own focusing on pure feel-good nostalgia. Mom to two humans and three furballs.

Nightmare Nostalgia Presents Nan’s Famous Italian Christmas Soup Recipe!

Fun fact: I actually started writing this out to put on the website a year ago, but stopped short because my shitty committee told me that no one could possibly care about this. However, here and today, I know at least one person that cares: ME; and eh, maybe someone else looking for an easy and DELICIOUS soup recipe that my Grandmother (Nan) concocted and served for both Thanksgiving and Christmas as appetizers to our ridiculous ten-course Italian holiday feasts. Italians go overboard with the food almost all the time, but get REAL EXTRA during the festive time of year. I’m ok with it, as long it includes Nan’s Famous Italian Christmas Soup! Ok, and some Clams Oreganata to boot. Maybe if you guys are interested I’ll get the secret special recipe from my Dad, because no one, and I mean, NO ONE makes a meaner Oreganata than my Pops.

I’ve been eating this soup every holiday season since I’m able to remember and after my Nan passed away in 2017, I kept the tradition going with my own family and children to make a point to serve this dish at every holiday meal together. As a teen, I lived with my Grandma for a few years and during that time she gave me Italian cooking 101 lessons as this is what she basically lived for. Coming up on the five-year anniversary of her passing, I figured I’d take it a step further and honor her right here on Nightmare Nostalgia. Christmas meant the world to her, and so did this soup that pretty much ANYONE I serve to immediately asks for the recipe. So unless your taste buds are seriously malfunctioning, I can guarantee this will be a dish you’ll not only put into your holiday feast bracket but stick in rotation on a regular basis during the Winter season.

Ok, let’s get to it, I’ve rambled enough!

This is what you’ll need: Serves 4-5 People

  • Two boxes of (preferably) Swanson Chicken Broth
  • 3/4 cups of Orzo pasta
  • 2 tbsps of Better Than Boullion (You can use 2 Chicken Bouillon cubes as well but I think the BTB paste gives it more of a kick)
  • 3 Eggs
  • Shredded Parmesan and Romano cheese
  • Salt, Pepper, and Butter for cooking

Cooking Instructions:

Drop the broth and Better Than Bouillon into a large soup pot and bring slowly to a boil over medium-high heat.

While broth is heating up, grab a frying pan, throw in some butter and get those eggs ready for scrambling!

Midway through scrambling, add a heap of Parm/Romano cheese. I don’t really have any measurements for this. Add as much or as little as you like, but I always so the more the merrier! Mix and scramble together until done and set aside.

Once the broth is boiling, add the orzo pasta and cook over medium heat. Once the orzo pasta is almost done, add the eggs into the pot and season with salt and pepper. Use a fork to separate the eggs in the broth so it looks all pretty and dispersed for portions. Add more cheese to the pot for taste.

Simmer all together for about 15 minutes and that’s it! Get ready to devour. As stated this is great as a starter course for the holidays or hell, all by itself. This dish can be very filling so keep that in mind when serving at a holiday dinner. Other than that, I like to make it on a cold, Winter night alongside the King of sammiches, the Grilled Cheese.

Enjoy and hey if you make it, let me know in the comments your thoughts! Happy Holidays!

Check Out This Custom Lego Myers House Halloween Set!

It’s almost Christmas, and everyone is entitled to one good Lego set. If only this were an official Lego release, this would be the dream build for both Lego and horror fans alike; right alongside an Elm Street house at that. But, we can live vicariously through a custom YouTube builder and dreamer on what COULD be if Lego got their shit together and made something like this for fans.

Bricktory Lap, a Youtuber and Lego Imagineer pieced together a superb build of the Myers house from the 1978 film, complete with Laurie, Michael, and Loomis minifigs. The set consists of 589 pieces total and is play-accessible with four bedrooms inside the house. Particularly, the room with Judith Myers’ tombstone on the bed paying homage to Annie’s death discovery. He even put the dead dog in there that Michael ate for breakfast on that fateful Halloween!

From designing the build to a cover box-set, Bricktory made a great concept here that I could see being a huge hit on the market.

Beautiful stuff here.

Make sure to check out his channel for other pretty cool builds, including Squid Game and Back to the Future!

Forgotten Playthings: 30 Years of “Dolly Dearest”

I was nine years old scouring our local Mom and Pop video rental store with a friend after devouring a Personal Pan Pizza from Pizza Hut next door when I first laid my eyeballs on Dolly Dearest. Of course, I was intrigued right away as killer dolls were certainly high on my personal interests list; yeah I was a twisted kid. The late 80s’ and early 90s’ brought terrifying playthings front and center in the horror genre with films like Stuart Gordon’s DOLLS, Puppet Master, and the massively successful Child’s Play. However, this one looked different from the rest. Not only was the antagonistic toy shown as a female, but it featured mainly a female led-cast as well; also to note it has a female director as well- Maria Lease but of course you’re not looking at these things as a kid. Being a young girl, this hit all the right horror notes for me and I immediately rented this sucker to see what this was all about.

Needless to say, my 3-day rental turned into a week-long bender on this Sanzia devil doll because I couldn’t get enough of this fuckin’ movie.

The story goes, a well-to-do picture-perfect family of four moves from Los Angeles down to Mexico where dear ol’ Dad seizes an opportunity with an empty doll factory in an effort to start up a successful business. Young daughter Jessica (Candice Hutson) is undoubtedly upset about this up and sudden move but has a change of heart when she and her father discover a plethora of “beautiful” (I think they’re rather creepy) dolls inside their families’ newly acquired factory that seemed to be never released to the masses. Father Elliot (Sam Bottoms) allows Jessica to take one and that’s when the fun begins as they leave the factory and stroll right on past an underground Mayan tomb of Sanzia, (Satan on Earth) where prior to the family’s arrival, an archeologist accidentally released the malevolent spirit of Sanzia; a devil child spirit that, SPOILER ALERT, possesses these dolls.

Now we got a movie!

As soon as this creepo doll is brought home Jessica begins acting strangely. Drawing weird demonic pictures, lashing out, all-around acting like a typical spoiled brat-zo. Which wouldn’t really raise any red flags except the kid starts speaking devil language to the housekeeper in a threatening manner- who is by the way very religious. Well, being as how Dolly Dearest is possessed by a Devil spirit, this doesn’t go over too well with the girl who is rapidly being manipulated by this doll, and she doesn’t last long in the movie. Mom Marilyn played by Pet Sematary’s Denise Crosby, notices these changes right away, most especially after an Omen-like incident with Jessica in the car sensing the house is being blessed by a priest. Elliot is about as blind as a bat to any of this shit and chalks all these outbursts up to tantrums so he is of NO HELP at all in this situation. Soon, Jessica is totally consumed by the spirit of Dolly and Sanzia and it’s pretty much up to Marilyn, older brother Jimmy (Christopher Peter Demetral), and Sanzia Expert Archeologist Karl Resnick (played by Rip Torn) to put a stop to Dolly and the rest of the possessed porcelain freaks in the factory from taking over children’s souls all over the world.

On top of some cool casting, there are some really great behind-the-scenes people attached to the movie. Dolly took a lot of hints from Child’s Play, including using Ed Gale as Dolly for a few of the more difficult scenes that required human-like movement. The doll itself was sculpted by Brian Wade (The Thing) and brought to life by puppeteer Vance Hartwell (Army of Darkness). The unsettling score was composed by Mark Snow, who is probably most famous for his television work on shows like “The X-Files” and “Smallville.”

Dolly Dearest hasn’t gotten quite the love I feel like it deserves over the years; possibly due to the overload of killer doll flicks of the time and it came too little, too late. Grant it, it’s not the greatest movie in the world, however, I feel it has so much charm and is a nostalgic blanket for me personally that warms me to the bone anytime I watch it. It sure as hell doesn’t deserve the sweeping under the rug treatment. Vinegar Syndrome recently released a blu-ray that has been long-overdue and if it’s been a while, or have never seen it, give Dolly a watch (click here) and bask in the peak of 90s’ killer doll flicks.