Category Archives: Horror Nostalgia

That One Time “Unsolved Mysteries” Performed An Exorcism On Air

Remember that time Unsolved Mysteries filmed and aired a real-life exorcism? Join me, and let’s get weird with Robert Stack!

I don’t think I’m alone here when I claim there was nothing scarier on Prime-time TV than the glorious sounds and visuals of Unsolved Mysteries. Tuesday nights were always reserved for Robert Stack with me and my grandmother and it was around the age of 7 when I had first laid my peelers on the majestic stance of the Stack and felt such excitement along with being scared shitless. Upon each week’s new episode of thrills, murder, and the paranormal after a fresh viewing, I would feel a sense of paranoia thinking escaped murderers were lurking in my backyard bushes. But, that was the magic of Unsolved Mysteries, and watching it again with adult eyes thanks to the likes of FilmRise and other streaming apps, only validates it’s just as creepy now as it was over 30 years ago.

Each featured case was substantially creepy on its own, however, one, in particular, stood out to me in memory apart from the 1987 Kurt Sova segment that literally gave me nightmares for a week; And that was the time Unsolved Mysteries scratched the infamous re-enactments regarding a supposedly possessed 29-year-old woman only known to the world as “Kathie”. Running almost like a mini-documentary, the crew filmed an actual exorcism performed on the woman, who claims to have been taunted by demons since her teenage years.

Kathie- “MYAHHHH!! I HATE YOUR PRAYERSSS!!”

Exorcist- “Shut up, Devil!”

I can totally laugh at the absurdity of it now but back then when it aired that shit was wildly weird and slightly terrifying.

The episode that first aired on June 11th, 1999, had Unsolved Mysteries pairing up with HOPE, (Hartford Office of Paranormal Exploration), who were initially contacted by Kathie herself. After years of both medical and psychological treatments failing her, her last hope (ironically) for relief was the seven-member group of HOPE. With over 100 prior cases of exorcisms performed under the team that includes a social worker, a psychic, a registered nurse, and the director of Hartford Hospital in Connecticut, the group visited Kathie’s home and conducted an interview with the woman before a decision was made that would warrant an exorcism. During the group consultation with Kathie, she seemed to slip into one of her possessive spells and began to curl and cringe her hands along with jolting her head violently. After the very strange interview, the group seemed to believe Kathie’s story and felt an exorcism was the right way to go. And Unsolved Mysteries was there to film the very controversial ritual. 

Bless this damn program. Pun intended. 

According to the official Unsolved Mysteries fandom page, Kathie provided an update after filming that she did not require any further exorcisms and was able to find a job for the first time in several years.

I can only hope she’s a waitress somewhere, serving someone some pea soup right about now.

The Art Of Horror: Celebrating The Best Horror VHS Cover Art- Part II!

Movie Box Art is an all-but-dead form of advertising for movies these days. A while back, I wrote up a piece on VHS Horror Cover Box Art and the films that had some of the most intriguing rental art boxes that served to pique our curiosity when strolling down the horror movie aisle at your local Mom And Pop Video Store on a Saturday afternoon. You went to rent Nightmare On Elm Street 4 and left with films like Cheerleader Camp and Frankenhooker. Case in point, the cover art was the main selling point for these movies back then along with word of mouth; and when mom or pop gave you the precious video rental card to go get what you wanted when you were old enough, that my friends, was goddamn better than a credit card itself. The freeing feeling of being able to rent whatever your little heart desired, well just not shit behind the curtain anyway, without an adult hovering over your back as you’re staring intensely at a copy of Class Of Nuke ‘Em High. Then walking like a gangster to the counter while grabbing a box of Sugar Daddies, a Cherry Coke, and presenting your rental punch card to the clerk. The only thing that made that moment even more glorious was if you were due for a free rental.

So let’s take another walk down the horror aisle of the corner video shop where some of the greatest horror movie cover art existed. That being said, there are way too many to put into one article, so I’ve decided to put together another piece championing VHS art with Parts 3 and 4 likely to come in the following weeks/months.

These are just some that really stood out to me at that age. Oh, and for the record and refresher from my last entry, I popped that solo video rental store cherry visit with Return of the Living Dead and The Blob.

What are some of your favorite VHS covers? Get crackin’ on those comments Nostalgic Nuggets and come back for parts 3 and 4 of wild and wonderous VHS Horror Box Art!

Let’s Listen To Howard The Duck Get Weird On 1-900-Duck-Calls

I don’t know about you guys, but as a kid, I absolutely adored Howard the Duck. The movie was batshit bonkers and at times I didn’t know if I was watching a movie for kids or strictly adults; which made the movie sort of “dangerous” so to speak. Like one of those movies that made you question whether or not you should be watching it. I mean, Beverly and Howard “in bed” was pretty goddamn awkward seeing through a 5-year-old’s eyes. Better yet, I got to see my first set of tatas courtesy of LucasFilm. Feathery, but anatomically correct I came to find out a few years later.

Howard the Duck was released in 1986, as well, technically the first big-budget Marvel Movie (so to speak) to a box-office failure, and is probably considered one of the worst films of all time according to Cine-Snobs. Maybe it’s nostalgia speaking, but I have a soft spot for this wildly inconsistent movie that mildly promotes alien/human relations.

I can’t even believe I just wrote that.

As an adult, watching this movie now makes a bit more sense with the adult humor, but as a kid, I wasn’t really watching it for the depth. I was here for a shit-talking duck from outer space and by god, they delivered on that. Can anyone who was a kid in the 80s’ really say otherwise?

While the movie was a bomb commercially and panned by critics, it still had a 900-number promo attached to it. The 80s’ and 90s’ shamelessly used these 900 hotlines for a quick buck and subtly preyed on us dumb kids to call these numbers; only to receive an ass beating later when the next month’s phone bill came in. And 1-900 “DUCK CALLS” were no exception to the unsuspecting mass of children wanting to hear that wise-cracking Howard on the other end talking some smack.

Unearthed by Split Screen Entertainment, Duck Calls were designed to tie in as a promotional campaign of the film. By dialing 1-900-410-DUCK, the 2-minute calls consisted of listening to a different message every day, featuring new and exclusive interviews (by Howard’s voice actor Chip Zien) mixed with audio clips from the movie. The hotline served to add a degree of backstory to Howard’s character for those who were actually interested. And thanks to SSE, we have these long-lost messages in full, completely in lo-def for added nostalgic purposes because what other way would we want to listen to this hot mess?

If you made it through all that, you deserve a prize.

Congrats, you earned a gander at some Duck Tits.