Halloween VHS | Nightmare Nostalgia

At this point, it’s almost become cliché to state the obvious: that Halloween wasn’t what it once was 40, 30, or hell even 10 years ago. The magic and beautiful mayhem of it has been lost by flashy, cheap décor, over-the-top yet underwhelming haunted houses, and what little treats given on Halloween night are simply pathetic compared to the spooky delights of yesteryear. I mean, yeah sure, I’m the Halloween nostalgic Queen and all, so I may be a bit biased, but I’d take the Universal Monster Pepsi Challenge any day of the week with anyone that wants to argue with me.

Just don’t forget the Ranch dip to go with some Cooler Ranch Doritos because you’re going to need the calories to fight me on this one.

Speaking of glorious Halloween commercials, exactly how often do we see them these days? Modern technology of streaming apps and social media has pretty much wiped out any television advertising for both big and small business brands and solely rely on platforms such as TikTok and Instagram and willing “influencers” to do their bidding for them without shelling out the big bucks for any advertisement slots. Shit, the commercials we DO see on streaming services such as HULU, are all ads for big pharma and greasy politicians. It’s such an eyesore to my senses and what I wouldn’t give to just see Captain Lou Albano pimping out a local Pharmacy for their on the spot Halloween deals…

Oh, wait… YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOW!

Emmy award-winning producer and nostalgic VHS warlock, Eddie Spuhghetti, has opened the doors to the memories of what once was (so long as you have a VCR anyway). Eddie has curated several series’ of VHS tapes dedicated to the Halloween season that are fully-loaded with 6 hours of commercials from the 70s, 80s, and 90s, Halloween special episodes, one movie, and seasonal bumpers galore. It’s enough to make any retro Halloween maniac to have countless spookgasms during a viewing.

I spent a week watching volume 3 and although you would think most of the placements would be totally random; they most certainly aren’t. Each commercial, bumper, and television special are meticulously placed to keep a flow of what you would naturally see if you were watching television on a crispy 80s October night. Though I don’t want to give too much away as far as what’s exactly on there, because I feel like you should be surprised like I was, I can say it’s a stream of Halloween fuzzies that made me sore from smiling so much. Worth mentioning, the movie I got to see on Volume 3 was custom converted to black and white, and it’s an 80s film. Never did I think this film would look amazing this way, but considering the material, it works- and it works WELL. The only clue I’ll give you is that it’s a 1983 movie and a sequel. That’s actually probably too much of a hint, but it’s devastating to have to keep something like a secret. What I can say, though, in no doubt, is that my absolute favorite thing about the tapes, is the LOCAL bumpers and commercials that are mixed in with mainstream ones. It’s exactly what I would remember watching when I was a kid, with short ads for local pharmacies and costume stores promoting their October specials. Also worth mentioning the movie that’s inserted in each tape, Eddie made custom “We’ll be right back” bumpers to add to the local TV movie feel of it.

It’s just too damn glorious.

Oh, and then there’s this guy. You might see him around from time to time.

Eddie Spuhghetti started creating tapes 12 years ago, and it started with a Halloween companion that was the meal of the hour at Halloween parties. While studying TV Broadcasting, he figured out how to capture and record content to use in course projects, and before he knew what he had, he had created a prototype for what would turn into a series of themed 6 hour-long VHS tapes that range from Halloween, to Summer vibes, to even Christmas ones as well! All without one piece of repeated content!

Interest rose from horror blogger friends, and he made the tapes available through a website and brand he created, HERELIES.COM.

Via Eddie Spuhghetti:

“I made the tapes available for purchase via donating towards my horror project (costs for shipping accessories, the tape media itself, etc…). This evolved into four proper Halloween Companions, one Xmas tape (another one is in the works) and a Summer series that focuses on late night TV during specific time periods. I aim in giving the viewer an experience that entertains but also hits some emotional tones-unlocking some forgotten pleasant memories while bringing new light to things they never knew existed! The tapes also work great for background atmosphere while you work, at parties or live events!”

As someone who watched an entire six hours of footage on one of these, he absolutely hit the nail on the head with what he set out to do.

For the Halloween tapes in particular, each VHS is a flat $15 donation with the exception of the newest addition, Volume 4 which contains 3D parts and comes with 3D glasses which runs at $25; all with a $10 shipping fee. If you own a VCR, and bask in the nostalgia of yesteryear, this is a no-brainer must have companion. Grab your copy of choice HERE at HERELIES.COM!

I also goddamn appreciate the fact that the Halloween 4 intro was placed in my version and remixed with Halloween III synth wave music. You have a fan for life, sir.

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2023 marks 45 years since John Carpenter made a little movie about a homicidal maniac stalking babysitters, and the phenomena of HALLOWEEN hasn’t wavered once since that initial release. If anything, the fandom has only gotten stronger, more fierce, and completely loyal to one of the first masked slashers on the horror scene.

I was pretty damn young when I first saw HALLOWEEN; like, way younger than what should have been allowed at the time- I believe I was around 4 or 5 when I first started catching tidbits of it here and there during one of my Dad’s viewings on TV. It wasn’t until I was about seven when I pressed the play button myself and watched it in its entirety all on my own. I’ll never forget the recorded VHS that held an unholy trilogy of horror on it: a translucent shade of blue VHS tape in a brown clamshell with recordings of Frankenstein (1931), The Exorcist, and Halloween. And thus my love for the franchise was born from an early age, so much so, I, like many others, can utter the whole fuckin’ thing word for word without ever skipping a beat.

Up until the late 90s, I didn’t even own a legit VHS copy. I had merely relied on old faithful blue there along with anytime it was showing on TV- my favorites were when Joe Bob Briggs and MonsterVision would run it, or when the USA Network had a Friday Fright Night.

Also, this is my goddamn favorite promo ever for HALLOWEEN ever; and it’s a double feature!

JOHN CARPENTER’S HALLOWEEN has been released on home video in a myriad of ways over the last 40 years, probably giving this horror film in particular a record for how many different variations of this classic exist to watch at home. In my mind, I never like to live much past the 21st century, so we’re going to forgo the 2,000 releases HALLOWEEN has seen since the DVD coming of age and stick to the nostalgic basics of glorious VHS cover art, where it all began as it had quite the shelf-life on this format. And what the fuck, we gotta throw in BETA with a dash of Laserdisc because they never get their due.

1979 (VHS)

The most coveted VHS of HALLOWEEN is the first-printing, 1979 Meda Home Entertainment Full Screen release that followed one year after the film’s debut. The signature retro orange and simplistic nature of this one, in particular, has been known to sell for thousands to interested buyers in the modern day. It’s pretty much every VHS collector’s holy grail. Mine included.

1979 (BETA)

The BETAMAX was first introduced in 1975 and was basically the 4K version of a VHS with higher resolution and overall better quality viewing. They ran a pretty penny, so you really wouldn’t see this in your average household. But of course, even in 1979 we all knew HALLOWEEN was something special and had to be seen on the beautiful BETA in full screen, so a cassette was made to coincide the release of the VHS. I’ve never owned a BETAMAX myself, but my ritzy friend had one growing up and yep, she had this. I can confirm the visual experience was mounds better, and I was forever jealous I never had a BETA Cassette Player. A second BETA was released in 1985 before the format completely fizzled out and BETA was no more as VHS ultimately won the home video wars.

1981 (VHS)

The second release occurred in 1981 as a promo deal upon the release of HALLOWEEN II. There was another release in 1984 and 1987, but it pretty much had the same box art with nothing really added. In today’s age, there would be hell to pay for that!

1985 (Laserdisc)

1985 brought on the massive Laserdisc format of the immortal classic and ran consumers about $40, which would amount to about $112 in 2023- insane, right? Presented the film in pan & scan, believe it or not, this was the first of a few, Laserdisc releases for Halloween with a really cool Japanese release in 1986, and a Criterion Collection debut in 1994. In 1996, the UK sourced a LD from a new 35mm Panavision print minted from the original negative. Pretty neat, huh?!

1989 (VHS)

1989 brought on one final pressing of Halloween before MEDIA fully went bankrupt, riding the coattails of HALLOWEEN 5 before its theatrical release. Interestingly enough, there was an accidental pressing of the television version that was originally shown on television in 1981 with the extra added scenes. It was pulled from the market shortly after its initial release, corrected, and thrown back into the market, making it a highly sought after collector’s item!

1995 (VHS)

In 1995, Blockbuster which had become the king of VHS home movie rentals, purchased the distribution rights to Halloween and released it as part of their Blockbuster Presents October showcase. This is also the VHS that most people own because in pure Blockbuster fashion, they printed a SHIT TON of these bad boys for purchase. Less is never more with Blockbuster as they always 200 copies of one new movie taking up two walls in their store.

Also, let’s look at that TV promo for it because it’s pretty damn glorious.

1997 (VHS)

In 1997, Halloween distribution changed hands once again, but this time for the last time to Anchor Bay and with that saw yet, another VHS release. But, this is also the first time the film was hawked to home video with a Widescreen version, as the movie has only ever been seen at home in full screen.

1998 (VHS)

In 1998, to mark the film’s holy twentieth anniversary and the release of HALLOWEEN H2O, Anchor Bay put out this gorgeous orange double cassette collector’s VHS edition that also came with this keychain that I still proudly keep on me this very day. This clamshell edition, to me, is the absolute best as far as VHS releases go, and the only one I own personally. The 10.31.78 Edition, as it was called, was limited to only 40,000 copies. The first tape is the widescreen presentation of the film, and the second tape contains all its special features as in television scenes (as well as the slightly censored opening kill of Judith), Halloween Unmasked 1998, the film’s theatrical trailer, and a couple of TV spots, radio spots, and a beautiful photo still gallery. My only regret is not sending in that dollar for the poster.

2001 (Final VHS)

2001 was the final year a Halloween VHS would ever be released and with this, Anchor Bay pimped out the extended edition, which was basically the film’s theatrical cut with the television scenes spliced in. Which has now, become the fan favorite way to watch it.

Soon after, the VHS format completely fizzled out to make way for the advanced DVD technology. However, I have to say, old faithful 40 year VHS’ I own still hold up and play well while you so much as slightly hold a DVD wrong, the thing doesn’t want to play right. Which is why the resurgence of the VHS in the past years has become a splendor to behold to know the cassette tape has found its way back into mainstream households. And most importantly, 45 years later, HALLOWEEN, and its many VHS format releases.

Which one is your favorite?!