The year is 1990 on a mild Summer afternoon, and you just left your favorite Mom and Pop Video Store with a bag of Reese’s Pieces and a copy of Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan under your arm for a first-time watch. Depending on who you talk to, that could be either the greatest or worst viewing experience of your life– but either way, a good time, eh?! We got the munchies. We need some substance for the adrenaline that comes with a new slasher flick, so where do we go? McDonald’s of course! Where the styrofoam containers flow like a non-eco-friendly river made up of “fancy ketchup” packets and customer service is still kind of a thing. A time when if you weren’t feeling a Quarter Pounder, you had the option of a McPizza. Or perhaps a fried apple pie with a side of boxed chocolate chip cookies. You may or may not be interrupting some kid’s birthday party, and for the underlying cynic in all of us, that was a tad amusing. Five bucks bought you a Big Mac Extra Value Meal or, for the kids( or big kids), a $3 Happy Meal and your day was complete.
McDonald’s was a special treat for most of us who lived through the 80s and 90s. Whether you were a kid or adult, it was goddamn magical and a memory that serves up all the fuzzies along with a side of beef tallow fries. However, thanks to the internet and YouTubers like Vampire Robot, we can relive those times with home video footage of what McDonald’s used to be and what we remember as kids in the early 90s!
The first video is nostalgia overload with core memories unlocked as we peer into a McD’s restaurant in 1990 as a family orders a meal, and we get those lovely closeups of a Filet of Fish clamshell container and a Fry Friends Happy Meal! In the second video, we’re bombarded with styrofoam overload that takes us back to a time when the McNuggets got the same packaging treatment as a Quarter Pounder.
Some things should never be taken for granted, and visors’ off to both Vampire Robot’s channel and the person who recorded and preserved this footage. The world needs more heroes like you.
Clears throat, and in my best Sophia Petrillo voice: Picture it… June 1993. Prince announces that he is changing his name to an unpronounceable symbol. Ken Griffey Jr. slugs his 100th career home run in Seattle and one of the biggest blockbuster films of not just the 90s, but an entire generation is about to stomp its way into a legacy comparable to few other films in the 20th century.
Released nationwide theatrically on June 11th, 1993, Jurassic Park was THEE movie to see for us kids as we began our Summer. Fresh out of the sixth grade, and on my birthday that weekend, two friends, myself, and my younger brother headed to our local brick-and-mortar theater (that was literally made of bricks on the outside and in as you’ll see below), for a Saturday afternoon showing of Dino-Power with a planned visit to our favorite comic book store next door after to discuss the movie and grab the latest issue of X-Men. A seemingly normal afternoon at the movies, or so we thought. This was anything but. This was something otherworldly. Something special, And a movie that will leave a lasting impression on us for the rest of our lives.
Also, can we appreciate how movie theaters looked back in the day? Magnificent. I miss this place deeply.
That moment of shock on Alan Grant’s face spoke universally to all of us watching this movie for the first time. Steven Spielberg created an entire world for us, one we could only dream about or see pictures of in books. This was King Kong for our generation. It was so visually breathtaking that it was all we could think about all Summer. It was the type of movie that one could watch over and over again and still never get bored with it. For 90s kids, it was love at first sight, and it got us completely transfixed. It made us obsess about dinosaurs if we weren’t already while creating memories like the one I’m speaking on now that we still remember pretty vividly 30 years ago.
I mean, I could also never forget having to take my little brother out of the theater as he was in absolute HYSTERICS over the goat being eaten. I missed about five glorious minutes of one of the best scenes of that film for the first time, and I never let him forget that. To this very day, when I’m in a particular mood, and he’s being an asshole, I just remind him of that little incident and that he owes me at the very least a Kidney should I ever need a spare.
Anyway, Jurassic Park is one of those movies that continuously does well even in re-releases, and that all boils down to both the longevity of this massive achievement in filmmaking and of course, nostalgia folks. Jurassic Park had no goddamn business being as good as it was. Still, with the underlying tale-as-old-as-time Frankenstein message of men playing God, on top of the overly amazing special and practical effects that brought dinosaurs to life on the big screen, the story itself was one that both kids and adults could relate to and understand. With great movies, comes great responsibility. And over the years, fans and studios have done well with keeping the legacy of this movie in a respective light without dimming its original magic. We’ve had five subsequent movies, since Jurassic Park and sure they’re all great in their own way, they’ll never match the wonder and awe of the original; as with any first film of course.
Even though Jurassic Park didn’t need promotional tie-ins to help rake in the Blockbuster bucks, there was no short supply of clothing, food, and toys to usher in the Jurassic era of the 90s. In fact, everyone was looking to cash in on the Dino-Hype, including McDonald’s which just a year prior was scolded by parents for the Batman Returns Happy Meals as apparently the film was too violent to be associated with the wholesome obesity-driven agenda that is the Fast Food Giant. McD’s wasn’t going to let this monster of a promotion opportunity go extinct on them, so they compromised with an extra-value meal aimed at “adults” that included collector cups in lieu of Happy Meals to avoid the pearl-clutchers in their ears.
Also me after eating one of those dino-sized meals…
Toy company Kenner produced a line of action figures, vehicles, and of course Dino figs including a couple of “Dino-Screamers” like the Velociraptor that shrieked at your little brother for making you miss some integral parts of the movie because he was being a crybaby.
Yes, I’m still bitter. Also, yes, these things ruled.
Dankin also got in on the toy phenomenon by producing a line of HIGHLY sought-after Jurassic plush toys that was so popular, the company couldn’t seem to keep up with the demand. These things were beautifully made and MASSIVE to boot. Just take a look at this gorgeous one provided by JurassicToys. Net!
Also, we can never forget that SEGA gave us one of the coolest openings to a video game ever with JURASSIC PARK: THE VIDEO GAME. This almost has a Spaceballs-type theme to it, doesn’t it?
Limited Run Games is looking to cash in on the anniversary and your nostalgia with the Jurassic Park 30th Anniversary Retro Collection. The announcement was made back in April with the image below, which features Jurassic Park games from the NES, SNES, and Game Boy. No one has heard a peep since then on when these will be released, but I would imagine at the time of this post, it would be extremely soon.
To say Jurassic Park is a modern day classic is as cliché as it gets, but sometimes that trope needs to just be said. One could even argue it’s the best film of the decade for both nostalgic and filmmaking quality of reason, what with breaking boundaries and all. To say cinema wouldn’t be as computer-literate now without the film is a tad naive, but Jurassic Park certainly sped up the process. As Ian Malcom says,”Life, uh, finds a way.” With some CG mixed with practical effects, everyone in the industry wanted a piece of that creativity, and thus really thrust the computer science of effects forward. This is what was revolutionary for them, the visionaries. Us, the audience, however, saw something altogether more exciting: another world that that would live in our hearts forever and pass along to the generations after us.
It goes without saying that the master of theatrical horror, Robert Englund has left his clawed imprint on an entire generation of horror fans, making him one of the most beloved and iconic faces of the genre. His roles from Freddy Krueger, to Doc Holloran in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, and Erik (the Phantom) in the highly underrated version of Phantom of the Opera, have pretty much solidified his powerful and influential presence within the community, and we really need to make this man’s birthday a national holiday folks.
I propose a day off from work and school filled with a Nightmare marathon with Starbucks giving away free Freddy Krueger Frappuccinos. Write to your Senator, nuggets. I’m giving you homework.
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That being said, SCREAMBOX is going beyond just a day and going balls to the wall all month long to celebrate the horror icon. GOOD FOR THEM! All June, the horror streaming platform will be showing some of Englund’s best and most iconic horror flicks including Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street, Tobe Hooper’s The Mangler,Galaxy of Terror, The Funhouse Massacre. and Night Terrors.
On June 6th, Englund’s birthday, the original SCREAMBOX documentary, “Hollywood Dreams & Nightmares: The Robert Englund Story” makes its premiere on the platform! This intimate portrait of the horror icon takes on a trip down memory lane, or perhaps Elm Street rather, and features interviews with Englund, his wife Nancy, and such genre favorites as Tony Todd, Kane Hodder, Lance Henriksen, Bill Moseley, Eli Roth, Lin Shaye, Heather Langenkamp, Mick Garris, Andrew Divoff, William Katt, Jeffrey Reddick, Corey Taylor, and more.
2023 marks Englund’s 50th year in the film industry, so if Hollywood can’t give this man an Oscar, the least we can all do is get #RobertEnglundDay trending.
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