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Owner, operator, and fuzzy retro feelers giver at NightmareNostalgia.com. Worshipper of our Lord and savior Boo Berry, Patti is a seasoned pro having written for the top horror websites and magazines over the past few years until she decided to go balls to the wall and make her own focusing on pure feel-good nostalgia. Mom to two humans and three furballs.

“Jason Takes Manhattan” Is The PROPER Ending To The “Friday The 13th” Franchise

What a time to be alive. Growing up alongside slasher horror movies in the 80s’ was certainly a peak moment for many adolescent horror fans in the decade. As the villains’ became pop-culture phenomenons appearing on lunch boxes and bootleg toys, our special boy Jason Voorhees was no exception to the horror synthwave of the 80s’. With the exception of 1983 and 1987, Friday the 13th was the ONLY series of films to release one movie every single year from 1980-1989 with everyone bearing some charm, gore, and new angle to bring Jason back onto the scene for more murderous rampages on teenagers. After 1989, they tried to resurrect him again, but people like me just weren’t buying it. Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan was the true and final ending to a decade-long franchise of the Crystal Lake Killer.

Fight me.

Let’s rewind a bit: In The Final Chapter, Corey Feldman’s Tommy Jarvis successfully accomplished what everyone was trying to do for 4 years- kill Jason. While technically, this right here would have been a dignifying sendoff for our special, special boy, fans clamored for more and the studios pulled a 180 by bringing him back in A New Beginning… Well sort of. We all THOUGHT we were watching Voorhees torment a now teenage Tommy laying low in a camp for troubled teens- mass murder from a guy in a hockey mask in a Friday the 13th film, who else would it have been? The twist is that it was actually paramedic Roy Burns who, like Pamela before him, went into a homicidal rage after the death of his kid. Jason was still dead and the murders were done by a copycat. This kind of pissed off audiences and they felt cheated. While I always thought that was a clever route to go down by refreshing the storyline, much like with Halloween III, fans wanted the REAL Jason.

Bending to the fans who can make or break the studios, Paramount begged for forgiveness with Jason Lives. A more focused, and determined Jarvis returns to Jason’s grave to ensure he truly is dead. And he is until Jarvis and a friend open the casket for a Frankenstein resurrection moment to happen with Voorhees. And we’re off to the races again with a more powerful zombie Jason in predator mode- until he gets trapped at the bottom of the lake not once, but TWICE. The first time is when Jarvis sends him back to his watery grave from which he was formed in Part 6, and again with Tina’s telekinetic powers in Part 7. I mean, if it didn’t work the first time what made anyone think it would a second? Now, let’s get to where Jason takes a boat, I mean Manhattan, and the true and final ending to Voorhees.

I honestly don’t give a shit what anyone says. Jason Takes Manhattan is probably the most fun Friday movie given to us in the 80s’. It almost becomes such a parody of itself in the process of the film that you just can’t help but overlook the cop-out of him only spending about the last 20 minutes of the movie in New York; which at the time, had quite the reputation of being a dangerous place indeed full of crime and sketchy individuals. Jason fits right into the mold.

Jason’s final confrontation with main characters, Rennie and Sean, has them ending up in the city subway system, where it’s coincidentally revealed that a river of toxic waste is released every single night. In pursuit, Jason gets trapped inside the toxic waste, and reverts to a child-like state- and HE SPEAKS! This is blasphemy! Jason never uttered one word throughout the whole franchise, yet while his face is melting away and sees a river of more sewer waste pounding towards him, he cries for “mommy”. It’s actually sort of gut-wrenching and a stern reminder that Jason really just has the mind of a child. This is only validated further when Reenie sees Jason’s childhood self, at peace in death among the waters.

Ok, who’s cutting onions in here!

I truly feel as if this was the proper send-off to an otherwise tragic character. Not this Jason Goes To Hell garbage that made him a demon-body-hopper. I don’t know, maybe I’m too sentimental, but I believe an icon as important to the genre as this deserves a fitting ending if we’re going to give him one.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Friday the 13th Collection [Blu-ray]

Mortal Kombat (1995) After 30 Years Still Holds the Title for Best Video Game Adaptation

The Summer of 1995 was about as phenomenal in the pop culture aspect as you could get if you were a ’90s kid. We were either singing every line of TLC’s “Waterfalls” or Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” on the way to the local theater to see the big Summer Blockbuster film. Movies like Clueless, Batman Forever, and Braveheart were some notable hits among our angsty teenage group. However, the BIG ONE everyone was waiting for arrived late in the game before school commenced, ensuring we’d all be spending our first day of class most likely in detention trying to perfect that sidekick to the kidneys. And that film was, of course, MORTAL KOMBAT.

MORTAL KOMBAT was a huge fucking deal for our generation and not just for gamers alone, but rather infiltrated the entire pop culture aspect of our adolescence as the game itself gave us prepubescents the satisfaction of taking our anger out on a video game in the most creative and bloodiest way possible. Or perhaps, if we were in a slightly better mood, a FRIENDSHIP was summoned for shits and giggles.

The rise of fighting video game culture was at an all-time high in the early ’90s, and movie producer Lawrence Kasanof (BLOOD DINER) saw potential in bringing the game to life in a knock-down, drag-out all-action film after visiting some colleagues at MIDWAY GAMES and discovering the game for the first time. However, Midway head Neil D. Nicastro disagreed that the game could be a successful film, given the failure of past movie adaptations of video games. After a couple of months of negotiations, Kasanoff finally acquired a limited option on the Mortal Kombat film rights.

With several well-known directors submitting pitches for the film, the producer chose then-unknown director Paul Anderson after seeing a screening of his 1994 debut film, SHOPPING, which Larry felt demonstrated that he could take an innovative approach to the material. Anderson had no experience with visual effects but was an avid fan of the game and had a rock-hard erection about making a MORTAL KOMBAT movie, so he read every book he could find on visual effects and, in his words, “kind of bluffed my way in.”

I respect the shit out of that kind of trickery.

A couple of fun facts:

Filming began in the Summer of 1994 in both Los Angeles and Thailand and was completed before the year was out, but not without its share of on-set problems; I mean, it’s MORTAL KOMBAT, of course! This wasn’t going to be a flawless victory.

There were many actors considered for the roles of both our heroes and villains, but Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was the filmmakers’ first and only choice for the role of Shang Tsung. He came to the audition in a costume and read his lines while standing on a chair. Robin Shou beat out Jason Scott Lee and Russell Wong for Liu Kang and Linden Ashby was cast for Johnny Cage after the actor who inspired the character itself, Jean-Claude Van Damme turned it down; but not before mega stars Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp were considered. Cameron Diaz, hot off THE MASK with Jim Carrey was originally cast for Sonya Blade but had to drop out due to a wrist injury, calling in “Dat Ass” Veronica Vaughn, I mean, Bridgette Wilson who was initially passed up and flew out on her last day of filming BILLY MADISON to strap on her combat boots for the film. Steve James (AMERICAN NINJA) was originally cast to play Jaxx, but he died from pancreatic cancer a year before production on the film began, and the role of Rayden was first offered to Sean Connery.

I’m gonna be honest, I’m really glad Sean turned that down because he went on to do really great things on Celebrity Jeopardy.

MORTAL KOMBAT opened in theaters nationwide on August 18th, 1995 and by the gods of Outerworld, us kids were hyped the fuck up to see this movie. But we were also a tad bit skeptical after being jaded with STREET FIGHTER, which was released during Christmas break eight months prior, and being underwhelmed by the lack of faithfulness to the game storylines; to be fair, though, I appreciate the movie a lot more now than I did at the age of twelve.

I, and a few friends at the tender age of thirteen, hopped on our bikes to make the 3-mile trek to our local movie theater-back before there was nothing but chains and theaters only in casinos here in Las Vegas, to the brick-built Red Rock Theater 11 (the 11 meaning 11 screens which was a big deal for you whippersnappers). We bought our tickets and marched to the movie room, Butterfinger BB’s and an ICEE to crack us out in a sugar rush to bear witness to what was, and still is, the greatest video game adaptation ever. And that ain’t just nostalgia talking. All was silent as we were anticipating for the movie to start and then.. This happened. And we all collectively creamed our jeans.

For being a 30-year-old film, the movie, even now as an adult, is still so much damn fun and holds true to the games more so than what is ever given credit for. Like, remember when Mortal Kombat movies had tournaments, which was the whole point of the game? The movie has cheese, but the cheese is necessary in palatable doses. I don’t want to live in a world where Johnny Cage doesn’t utter, “Those are $500 sunglasses, asshole.” I just don’t. And the actual one-on-one fights? Set in backdrops that are recognizable from gameplay is the kind of chef’s kiss that makes me want to burst.

The fights themselves, in particular Cage Vs Scorpion, or Liu Vs Reptile, are full of so much aggression and energy that it parallels the intensity of the game perfectly- especially that of a teenage kid seeing this for the first time back in the 90s. But even as an adult, I still feel those same goosebumps every time the beat drops and Reptile comes full form and at 100 miles per hour. You can read my MK 1995 fight rankings here.

FUN FACT: Robin Shou fractured two ribs while being thrown into the pillar here, but kept quiet about it for fear that the production would be shut down. He told only Keith Cooke, the actor who plays Reptile, asking him not to hit him on the right side of his rib cage, and finished the scene before going to the hospital. What a fuckin’ soldier.

And let’s not forget what was and still is, one of the GREATEST entrances in any movie of all time. I will die on this fucking hill, friends.

People will argue that the lack of character development in the film undercuts any of what I’m saying here. But tell me honestly: Did you watch this movie wanting a biography on Liu Kang or Johnny Cage, or did you want to see MORTAL KOMBAT? A game, now a movie, that slams your balls into the wall with quirky one-liners, fantastic martial arts fights, and canon moves from gameplay that we spent the last few years trying to perfect. I’m guessing the latter, which in point, case closed.

When adapting a beloved and popular game, care should always be taken to craft a story of quality, but it’s also equally important to capture the spirit of the game being made. It is crucial to understand the experience one has when sitting down and playing a game such as MK and all the emotions that come along with it. Excitement, fear, and frustration, all those things were felt when watching the film, and that is no easy task, I can assure you. Watching MORTAL KOMBAT back in 1995 vs. now evokes the same hits of dopamine that make this film such a cult classic. The movie understood the fucking assignment and delivered on all platforms. Except for perhaps that Sub-Zero fight, but, hey, not all of those battles were perfect.

With the 30-year anniversary of one of the greatest things to come out of the 90s and MORTAL KOMBAT II creeping into theaters later this Fall, I felt it was important to put out there the impact this game, and film had on the generation of 90s kids, and is just as popular and relevant today as it was three decades prior. Just do yourself a favor if you haven’t already and ignore the follow-up of MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION entirely.

The OG Scorpion Chris Casamassa (Mortal Kombat 1995) Slips On The Ninja Mask Again For MK Series

As we near MORTAL KOMBAT 1995’s 30th anniversary this month, the nostalgia for this live action film based on what we all know as, the goddamn coolest fighting game of the 90s, still holds down as one of the greatest film adaptations of any game in the last thirty years. And that’s not just the nostalgia talking either. The must-see movie for pretty much any kid in the Summer of 1995, was MORTAL KOMBAT, and it did NOT disappoint regarding staying faithful to what we knew and loved from the video game. The added Fear Factory soundtrack just elevated the shit out of it. And while some characters I feel got sidelined a bit, like Sub-Zero, because I mean, I expected a lot more screen time out of that guy, Scorpion, played by martial artist Chris Casamassa was an absolute highlight of the film. His fight with Linden Ashby (Johnny Cage) left us fans in the theater on the floor screaming with excitement.

And he’s back to do it all over again-from the screen on our phones.

Chris Casamassa has partnered up with Noah Fleder, who plays Kenshi Takahashi in MORTAL KOMBAT 1, for a three-episode series to be released on INSTAGRAM, with the first episode already out and the following two to be released this week. The pair battle it out in an MK-style match, of course, to see who is the ultimate champion!

And I have to say, as a 40 -something-year-old mega MK fan, it’s pretty damn exciting to see this play out and see these guys really embrace these roles, decades later even, to appease the fandom. It brings a bloody tear to my eye.

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