All posts by Patti PaulterGeist

Owner, operator, and fuzzy retro feelers giver at NightmareNostalgia.com. Worshipper of our Lord and savior Boo Berry, Patti is a seasoned pro having written for the top horror websites and magazines over the past few years until she decided to go balls to the wall and make her own focusing on pure feel-good nostalgia. Mom to two humans and three furballs.

The Greatest Character Entrance In A Film Ever (Mortal Kombat 1995)

The Summer of 1995 was about as phenomenal in the pop culture aspect as you could get if you were a 90s kid. We were either singing every line of TLC’s “Waterfalls” or Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” on the way to the local theater to see the big Summer Blockbuster film. Movies like Clueless, Batman Forever, and Braveheart were some notable hits among our angsty teenage group. However, the BIG ONE everyone was waiting for arrived late in the game before school commenced, ensuring we’d all be spending our first day of class most likely in detention trying to perfect that sidekick to the kidneys. And that film was, of course, MORTAL KOMBAT.

That totally fuckin’ happened too.

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On the heels of the surprise and highly awaited trailer for the new 2021 film dropped recently, I felt obligated in my soul to talk about one of the greatest damn intro entrances ever pulled off in a movie.

August 18th, 1995 was the day of reckoning as I and a group of friends took the bus down to our local nine-screen theater to get in line for the most anticipated event of the year. Anxious to see our favorite game of blood and guts played out on the big screen, we stood in line for the 6:00 PM showing that ended up being a sold-out show. Lucky for us, we got there early and avoided the dreaded front-row bullshit. As a then 13-year-old, I was pretty proud of my planning strategies. We nabbed some decent seats toward the back and with our hearts pounding, heard that glorious techno music open our minds to a live-action presentation of the game stick-in-the-ass parents’ tried desperately to get banned from our “fragile little minds”.

Pfft…

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As we walked through each exciting introduction of familiar faces, none matched the simplistic execution of not one, but TWO of arguably, the game’s most popular characters- Scorpion and Sub-Zero. The scene is set up beautifully as a determined Sonya Blade is tracking Kano on the boat taking them to the tournament. As she’s scoping the area, Shang Tsung steps out of the shadows like a creepy stalker to greet the military officer, and extends an invitation to give her a tour in the sense of a kidnapper offering candy to a kid. With Johnny Cage and Liu Kang following closely behind, they intervene and that’s when shit starts getting real.

The entire sold-out theater rumbled like a goddamn earthquake when the two ninjas stepped into the room. The thunderous applause of every 90s kid losing their ever-loving minds upon the first glimpse of Scorpion and Sub-Zero is something I’ll never forget- mainly because I was one of them. They enter, Sub-Zero first, and when Scorpion appeared behind him, we all needed a change of pants. The heavy guitar riffs that made up the score of the scene got more intense as they assumed their ninja position ready for a fight. It seems so simple, yet so perfect, and is easily not only one of the greatest moments in the movie, and oh man there are a lot of those, but the most memorable and greatest introduction entrances of a couple of iconic characters even to this day.

Now, only if Sonja had said “Freeze” instead of “move aside”, that would have been the cherry on top of this toasty sundae.

Mortal Kombat Triple Feature (Mortal Kombat / Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / Mortal Kombat: Legacy) [Blu-ray]

So tell me, do the rest of my 90s’ nostalgic nuggets agree? How about your favorite part of the movie? Let’s just talk some good ol’ MK goodness!

Stallone Gives Update On “Rocky 4” Director’s Cut

Chances are if you’re here reading this, you might be a contender as a mega Rocky IV fanatic because the truth of the matter us, I’ll never goddamn get tired of talking about this franchise and this installment in particular.

When initially announced, I had made a promise that any updates on this monster of a director’s cut would be reported on and I’m a woman of my word. Following the announcements of the iconic Sico the Robot (a move that I’m still not sold on), being cut entirely from the films in favor of more ring time, Drago dialogue, and two previously cut songs from the film- we finally have an update on the film via Sly’s Instagram.

It seems as if the cut is nearing completion as the “Stallion” states the finishing touches are being added. So one can only assume that we should see this coveted cut of the movie sooner rather than later!

There’s no easy way out of the anxiety that takes over when thinking about a possible, brand new version of one of my favorite flicks ever. However, stay tuned for more updates when the official release is announced!

Ghostbusters Cereal and Twinkies Coming to a Store Near you!

Oh what a day to be alive when you wake up to find out a long-lost beloved cereal from our childhood is making a comeback in 2021! And a lot sooner than I had even expected!

Breaking the news to the world first, and rightfully so, GhostbustersNews announced that General Mills has taken the once Ralsten brand, which was sold to GM in 1994, and brought the ghost-tastic cereal into the twenty-first century. Presumably a marketing gimmick for the upcoming Ghostbusters film, which I’m totally fine with and am hopeful that Ecto-Cooler may make another appearance this decade as well! The site also revealed that confirmation appeared on the Walmart website– which is expected to go live at a time yet to be determined.

In related Ghostbusters snack news, Hostess is bringing back a new version of the Twinkie. As of course Sir Egon made infamous with using the delightful treat in a now, infamous analogy in the first film. However, in lieu of Key Lime Slime or White Fudge Marshmallow as we’ve seen in marketing campaigns prior, it looks like the center filling will be an electric blue and fruit flavored!

Keep an eye out for these nostalgic ringing treats hitting store shelves soon! And for old times sake, let’s just revisit the Ralston cereal commercial for shits and giggles.