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Mortal Kombat (1995) After 30 Years Still Holds the Title for Best Video Game Adaptation

The Summer of 1995 was about as phenomenal in the pop culture aspect as you could get if you were a ’90s kid. We were either singing every line of TLC’s “Waterfalls” or Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” on the way to the local theater to see the big Summer Blockbuster film. Movies like Clueless, Batman Forever, and Braveheart were some notable hits among our angsty teenage group. However, the BIG ONE everyone was waiting for arrived late in the game before school commenced, ensuring we’d all be spending our first day of class most likely in detention trying to perfect that sidekick to the kidneys. And that film was, of course, MORTAL KOMBAT.

MORTAL KOMBAT was a huge fucking deal for our generation and not just for gamers alone, but rather infiltrated the entire pop culture aspect of our adolescence as the game itself gave us prepubescents the satisfaction of taking our anger out on a video game in the most creative and bloodiest way possible. Or perhaps, if we were in a slightly better mood, a FRIENDSHIP was summoned for shits and giggles.

The rise of fighting video game culture was at an all-time high in the early ’90s, and movie producer Lawrence Kasanof (BLOOD DINER) saw potential in bringing the game to life in a knock-down, drag-out all-action film after visiting some colleagues at MIDWAY GAMES and discovering the game for the first time. However, Midway head Neil D. Nicastro disagreed that the game could be a successful film, given the failure of past movie adaptations of video games. After a couple of months of negotiations, Kasanoff finally acquired a limited option on the Mortal Kombat film rights.

With several well-known directors submitting pitches for the film, the producer chose then-unknown director Paul Anderson after seeing a screening of his 1994 debut film, SHOPPING, which Larry felt demonstrated that he could take an innovative approach to the material. Anderson had no experience with visual effects but was an avid fan of the game and had a rock-hard erection about making a MORTAL KOMBAT movie, so he read every book he could find on visual effects and, in his words, “kind of bluffed my way in.”

I respect the shit out of that kind of trickery.

A couple of fun facts:

Filming began in the Summer of 1994 in both Los Angeles and Thailand and was completed before the year was out, but not without its share of on-set problems; I mean, it’s MORTAL KOMBAT, of course! This wasn’t going to be a flawless victory.

There were many actors considered for the roles of both our heroes and villains, but Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was the filmmakers’ first and only choice for the role of Shang Tsung. He came to the audition in a costume and read his lines while standing on a chair. Robin Shou beat out Jason Scott Lee and Russell Wong for Liu Kang and Linden Ashby was cast for Johnny Cage after the actor who inspired the character itself, Jean-Claude Van Damme turned it down; but not before mega stars Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp were considered. Cameron Diaz, hot off THE MASK with Jim Carrey was originally cast for Sonya Blade but had to drop out due to a wrist injury, calling in “Dat Ass” Veronica Vaughn, I mean, Bridgette Wilson who was initially passed up and flew out on her last day of filming BILLY MADISON to strap on her combat boots for the film. Steve James (AMERICAN NINJA) was originally cast to play Jaxx, but he died from pancreatic cancer a year before production on the film began, and the role of Rayden was first offered to Sean Connery.

I’m gonna be honest, I’m really glad Sean turned that down because he went on to do really great things on Celebrity Jeopardy.

MORTAL KOMBAT opened in theaters nationwide on August 18th, 1995 and by the gods of Outerworld, us kids were hyped the fuck up to see this movie. But we were also a tad bit skeptical after being jaded with STREET FIGHTER, which was released during Christmas break eight months prior, and being underwhelmed by the lack of faithfulness to the game storylines; to be fair, though, I appreciate the movie a lot more now than I did at the age of twelve.

I, and a few friends at the tender age of thirteen, hopped on our bikes to make the 3-mile trek to our local movie theater-back before there was nothing but chains and theaters only in casinos here in Las Vegas, to the brick-built Red Rock Theater 11 (the 11 meaning 11 screens which was a big deal for you whippersnappers). We bought our tickets and marched to the movie room, Butterfinger BB’s and an ICEE to crack us out in a sugar rush to bear witness to what was, and still is, the greatest video game adaptation ever. And that ain’t just nostalgia talking. All was silent as we were anticipating for the movie to start and then.. This happened. And we all collectively creamed our jeans.

For being a 30-year-old film, the movie, even now as an adult, is still so much damn fun and holds true to the games more so than what is ever given credit for. Like, remember when Mortal Kombat movies had tournaments, which was the whole point of the game? The movie has cheese, but the cheese is necessary in palatable doses. I don’t want to live in a world where Johnny Cage doesn’t utter, “Those are $500 sunglasses, asshole.” I just don’t. And the actual one-on-one fights? Set in backdrops that are recognizable from gameplay is the kind of chef’s kiss that makes me want to burst.

The fights themselves, in particular Cage Vs Scorpion, or Liu Vs Reptile, are full of so much aggression and energy that it parallels the intensity of the game perfectly- especially that of a teenage kid seeing this for the first time back in the 90s. But even as an adult, I still feel those same goosebumps every time the beat drops and Reptile comes full form and at 100 miles per hour. You can read my MK 1995 fight rankings here.

FUN FACT: Robin Shou fractured two ribs while being thrown into the pillar here, but kept quiet about it for fear that the production would be shut down. He told only Keith Cooke, the actor who plays Reptile, asking him not to hit him on the right side of his rib cage, and finished the scene before going to the hospital. What a fuckin’ soldier.

And let’s not forget what was and still is, one of the GREATEST entrances in any movie of all time. I will die on this fucking hill, friends.

People will argue that the lack of character development in the film undercuts any of what I’m saying here. But tell me honestly: Did you watch this movie wanting a biography on Liu Kang or Johnny Cage, or did you want to see MORTAL KOMBAT? A game, now a movie, that slams your balls into the wall with quirky one-liners, fantastic martial arts fights, and canon moves from gameplay that we spent the last few years trying to perfect. I’m guessing the latter, which in point, case closed.

When adapting a beloved and popular game, care should always be taken to craft a story of quality, but it’s also equally important to capture the spirit of the game being made. It is crucial to understand the experience one has when sitting down and playing a game such as MK and all the emotions that come along with it. Excitement, fear, and frustration, all those things were felt when watching the film, and that is no easy task, I can assure you. Watching MORTAL KOMBAT back in 1995 vs. now evokes the same hits of dopamine that make this film such a cult classic. The movie understood the fucking assignment and delivered on all platforms. Except for perhaps that Sub-Zero fight, but, hey, not all of those battles were perfect.

With the 30-year anniversary of one of the greatest things to come out of the 90s and MORTAL KOMBAT II creeping into theaters later this Fall, I felt it was important to put out there the impact this game, and film had on the generation of 90s kids, and is just as popular and relevant today as it was three decades prior. Just do yourself a favor if you haven’t already and ignore the follow-up of MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION entirely.

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! The Everlasting Nostalgia of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

The date was March 30th, 1990 and nothing, I MEAN NOTHING could have prepared us for the now nostalgic national treasure of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie. With Turtle Mania running hot via the hit animated series, it was the event of the year for pretty much everyone in my age group and beyond. I was seven at the time and a huge fan of the series. I don’t remember a whole lot at this age, but I do remember going to the theater with my dad to see this and oh man… it really was an event for us kids. We were getting a live-action Ninja Turtle movie, y’all. This was better than the Good Humor truck breaking down in front of my house.

The lights dimmed and after a few trailers I don’t even remember because I was too damn excited, we opened up to the skyline of New York City (which greatly pleased my NY-bred father) with April O’Neil dubbing over scenes of young boys with the Foot robbing people blind; along with a brief shot of what we all knew was Shredder’s hand. It was already fucking amazing.

I was already sold and then this happened.

The theater was jam-packed as it was opening weekend Saturday and as someone who was there, I can validate we all collectively lost our shit when after the title credits when they hit the screen. That music started popping and it was all over from there. We were hooked in for a ride that we never wanted to get off from and are still enjoying it well over 30 years later.

There’s just so much to love about this movie paired with a massive load of nostalgia that comes with a viewing, so I’ll try to keep it light without boring you to death. Beyond the obvious wonderful things about TMNT 1990 like Casey Jones and the Jim Henson magic of the Turtles, let’s talk about some minor stuff that gets overlooked that warm all my nostalgic fuzzies and help make this film a nostalgic masterpiece.

That being said, we gotta talk about one of the reasons why this TMNT movie, in particular, is the best- Raphael’s glorious dirty fuckin’ mouth.

Fuck Yeah, Ralph

Before the opening scenes seen above, our hot-headed teenage turtle mutters DAMN and repeats it several times throughout the film with an added Bitchin’ at the film’s end. Honestly, this seems really petty as an adult but in 1990, it was a damn big deal. It was really cool for us kids to see our green machine heroes swear, albeit still PG words but radical nonetheless. However, this paired with the more serious dark tone and use of weapons upset parents because, spoiler alert-people have always been offended by something- and our heroes in a half-shell were toned down immensely for the sequel the following year. I don’t know if anyone ever noticed that in Secret of the Ooze, the turtles do way more hand-to-hand combat rather than relying on their trusty signature weapons of choice, but it’s worth mentioning since that’s the result of pearl-clutching parents of the ’90s.

Fast Food Cameos

Just look at that delightful whopping boxing folks. It’s the little things like this that make the world a better place.

Watching the movie now at 40, it’s fun to see all the retro commercial products inserted for possible material gains like Domino’s and Burger King. Of course, pizza promotions had to be somewhere in this movie, as we all know pizza is GOD to our fab four. Domino’s went pretty heavy in the movie for product placement, but do you remember Pizza Hut had a commercial on the original VHS release right before the movie started? I always found it odd that the rival pizza chains both had a hand in this film, but anyway, here’s a refresher in case memory doesn’t serve you well!

With the huge success of the movie, both Burger King and Pizza Hut went on to do a myriad of promotions within the fast food chains, including BK teaming up with F.H.E to release VHS tapes of the animated series at their restaurants.

Bonus points if you still have yours!

Raphael Meets The Krites

“Where do they come up with this stuff?!”

Just a shameless promotion from New Line for their 1986 film Critters that makes a cameo, but again, it’s the little things like this that have made me fall in love with this movie over and over again. A supposed family-friendly film with a cameo for a horror movie featuring carnivorous little aliens.

Fantastic.

Baby Sam Rockwell

Ahh yes. The Academy Award-winning actor Sam Rockwell played the head thug at the Foot Clan’s hideout. Albeit not his first film, he did appear in the highly controversial Clownhouse a year before, but it’s always nice to know where his adept villainous streak started. Rockwell is great at playing an asshole and let’s face it- anyone happy to keep poor Splinter hung up in a dank smelly hideaway is a pure prick in my book. Just a little tidbit from a superb actor that made us hate the Foot even more.

The VHS Release

October 4, 1990, was the date of infamy when the movie was released nationwide to video stores partnered with Family Home Entertainment and we all ran like there was, a lack of a better phrase, a turtle peeping out our buttholes to the closest retailer to pick up our copy of the film of our generation. Everyone had a copy within the first week and could be seen in every 90s kids’ home for years to come. It was a rite of our passage and youth to have this in our possession, and a beautiful nostalgic revisit as an adult.

While the VHS is indeed our gold standard for nostalgic purposes, Umbrella Entertainment released a special Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Stink-O-Vision Version Blu-Ray jam-packed with fun for your senses to revisit the movie like nothing ever before. The pack comes with scent cards accompanied with a menu of dank and delicious bespoke scents from Scented Storytelling to enhance the film’s stinkiest moments. Simply scratch the corresponding number on your scent card when the icon flashes on the screen and join Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello as they fight to become the city’s greatest mutant crimefighters and take down the nefarious Shredder. 

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All that being said, I’ll just leave it here with one of the most important life lessons we took from this movie…

Mom and Pop Video Store Memories: DEMONIC TOYS (1992)

It was a sunny Spring weekend day in 1992. I had completed my Saturday morning ritual of waking up at 7 AM to catch the Saturday morning cartoon lineup with my TMNT aluminum TV tray adorned with Froot Loops cereal and my juice box of Hawaiian Punch, followed by the ever-so-important one-hour block of WWF Superstars. So it was time to get dressed, hop on my bike, and make the one-mile trip down to my local strip mall that held McDonald’s, Little Ceasers, Osco Drug Store, Smiths, Naugles, and of course, the whole reason for the visit, my local mom and pop video shop, ACTION VIDEO, to get my horror movie weekend fix.

With my orange rental punch card in hand, I headed straight to the horror section, and I was immediately stopped by Kelly, one of the clerks who knew my horror-loving 10-year-old ass by name at this point and directed me towards one of the new rentals they had just got in a few days prior: DEMONIC TOYS.

Credit: VHSCollector.com

WALP. Even with a first look, it had plenty of boxes checked already! Killer toys? Check. One of them a clown? Check. Full Moon Features? DOUBLE CHECK. I didn’t even care what it was about, I was already sold on the cover alone-which was the main marketing appeal to many straight-to-video horror movies at the time. Add to the fact that movies about killer toys and dolls were HOT in the late 80s and 90s thanks to Chucky and CHILD’S PLAY for the killer doll resurgence in 1988 that spawned a ton of glorious films from various studios featuring homicidal playthings. Case in point, the killer-doll-genre was one, I, and still am, became obsessed with. So anything involving such, I was all in. PLUS, it was FULL MOON and Charles Band, who started my love for the genre, (no, it wasn’t Chucky) but with his collaboration with Stuart Gordon on the 1987 cult classic DOLLS; another movie that caught my attention purely because of the VHS cover alone and a true love for maniacal dolls was born.

I happily got my rental card punched, went to grab a chicken nugget Happy Meal, and rode my bike home to enter the world of Demonic Toys with my BACK TO THE FUTURE: ANIMATED SERIES Happy Meal in tow.

CHUNK STYLE chickie nugg nuggs of course.

For those unfamiliar with DEMONIC TOYS, here’s the basic deal, and mind you, this is 90s B-MOVIE at its peak: After a drug deal bust goes south and her partner/ boyfriend is killed, a policewoman follows a pair of thugs into an abandoned toy warehouse where, ultimately, her fate and the future of the world rest upon her… and her womb. The cop, Judith, played by Tracy Scoggins, has been having dreams of her and two little boys. The children, of the same age, yet one more sinister looking than the other, are playing a game of WAR with playing cards; clearly foreshadowing a game of tug-of-war between good and evil. And evil is the devil who was buried underneath this warehouse and brought to life by the blood of one of the thugs. But, he needs to be officially born into this world and enter trying to get inside Judith’s womb to become legit.

This fuckin’ guy…

The toys in the warehouse are ALSO possessed by said demon and are there to ensure the implantation of the Antichrist happens, and will walk, talk, and even shit their pants to secure the process. Judith, along with a burly security guard, a Chunky Chicken delivery driver, and a teenage runaway spend the night in the warehouse fending themselves off from the likes of an evil Jack in the Box, a crazed Teddy Bear, and Baby Oopsie Daisy among other possessed toys, and it’s the most ridiculous kind of cheesy chaos that you could imagine. By that meaning, the most delectable form of horror movie cheese one could devour. I don’t know how the demon can inhabit multiple toys and also show itself as a young boy, but that’s really neither here nor there because logical plotlines are not part of this movie’s agenda. Just go with it, eh?

I can definitely say that this line became a part of my regular rotation in language for the year of 1992.

That being said, let us honor Charles Band, the Patron Saint of B-Killer Doll horror films, who successfully executed an entire brand name under the idea of inanimate toys and dolls coming to life and murdering people. And a special shout-out to the Mom and Pop video stores who made sure to supply us with plenty of his movies, including this 90s cult classic in which I do believe, is how many of us first saw it. And this is my Toy Story.

You can watch it for free on TUBI today!