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[VIDEO] The Alternate Ending Revealed for “HALLOWEEN ENDS” is What We SHOULD Have Had

Well, Cochran, I know this much: “HALLOWEEN ENDS” had the same kind of potential as SEASON OF THE WITCH, but it was all shot to shit in favor of a “deader than dead” ending that killed Michael Myers off for good. HALLOWEEN ENDS somewhat followed the formula of the now cult classic, HALLOWEEN III, with something new, fresh, and exciting. taking the franchise in a different direction felt like a breath of fresh air until they completely kicked themselves in the nuts by *SPOILER*, killing Corey and finishing that movie with the very appropriate “trash-bag” ending that we have.

It’s a damn shame, and in the new BLUMHOUSE behind-the-scenes book, “Horror’s New Wave: 15 Years Of Blumhouse” which was sent to me for a review and it is quite the masterful book, actress and Halloween franchise star, Jamie Lee Curtis opens up about the alternate ending that was considered for HALLOWEEN ENDS and quite frankly I’m severely pissed they didn’t go in this direction. It would have changed the tone of the movie entirely, and I feel would have been so much better received by fans and critics alike.

“The original ending of “Halloween Ends”, which was originally titled Halloween Dies, was a scene in a mask factory. You see a conveyor belt of masks being manufactured. They’re all Michael Myers masks, which was saying, “We’re all monsters if we put on the mask. It’s not just Michael, it’s all of us if we wear the mask.” And yet somehow it didn’t satiate. I think it was too intellectual for this finale/ It was a big swing, and I honor and support the big swing.

So basically, they wanted to dumb it down for everybody. Cool.

Here’s the entire passage from the book, including another alternate ending that was scrapped.

Now while that ending, which in my humble opinion, would have been the proper ending, never came to fruition, good ol’ HERE LIES made his own fan edit ending for HALLOWEEN ENDS a whole two years ago before any of this actually came to light via the book! And I’ll just say, they should have hired him as a consultant and I’ll take this ending and splice it into the movie just to satisfy my own bitterness over what could have been.

Sometimes, we just need a master VHS and digital video fan editor to step in and do the studio’s job and the holy horror Lord’s work.

Take a trip this Summer to 1993 with Here Lies’ Summer of ‘93 VHS Experience

Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Dream Phone, and McDees Pizza – three things I recall being as clear as Crystal Pepsi on my then five-year old pop culture radar in 1993. Being little over thirty years now, an interest in discovering (or re-discovering) the ‘90s is evident – it’s a fascinating decade that went through considerable changes by distancing itself from the pastel ’80s to a chrome-toned future of dial-up internet.

After completing a few entries in the Here Lies Halloween Companion series, I aspired to create a new non-holiday-themed collection that would be set during the summer months on specific years. The “Summer of” series gives you the experience of what it was like watching late night TV on a hot summer eve during the ’80s and ’90s – my first entry is 1987, which was picked because many had recollected to me about it being the best year of the 1980’s in their adolescence. But let’s stick to the era of Dunkaroos because I want to focus on the 2nd installment – Summer of ’93.

To date, this is the most difficult tape I’ve created, as not only did I have to stay true to the obvious shift in aesthetics but also nail the final result in capturing the feelings that a five-year-old me had experienced. Per usual, I avoid revealing the contents of my tapes so that your brain receives all the endorphins it can get when recognizing a commercial it hasn’t processed in a long time. But for this article (which I am very grateful Nightmare Nostalgia has let me pen), I gotta delve into a few aspects due to their personal relevance.

The 6hr Summer of ’93 begins with home video footage of a holiday being narrated by an enthusiastic Dad, specifically interested in getting a close up of a sunset as he refers to someone named Heinz. There’s a pan across the horizon where a windsurfer cruises the Atlantic Ocean, and then the camera gives us a look at the campsite – likely a familiar display for many, right down to the Coleman 4 Slice Toast ring. A silver Mazda MPV sits parked nearby as a cemetery eerily looks on from the other side of a fence. We then see a kid helping wash dishes at a picnic table, pulling out a plastic McDonalds spoon and exclaiming to the camera in a jingle-tone “McDonalds TO-DAY”. Cut immediately to a McDees Pizza commercial as we start off a block of YTV content.

This footage is actually from my family’s June 1993 trip to Prince Edward Island, and I am the McDonalds crazed kid. The cameraman is my Dad and Heinz is my Opa – who happens to make a few cameos on the Here Lies Xmas Companion VOL 2. The YTV block that follows is as close to exactly how I remember watching that channel – a kids station out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada – right down to the Maniac Mansion promo and anti-drug PSAs that back then I didn’t understand.

The finished result is six hours worth of capturing a feeling of innocence that co-sides with an abundant sense of optimism that went hard in ’93. An over-reliance on technology hasn’t kicked in just yet, but it’s coming. In the meantime, all the chips are in for environmentalism and stranger danger in the form of various colored vans. Stay alert and stay safe.

This Summer, relive (or see for the first time) what 1993 was like – it’s a fascinating year from the ’90s that captures a distinct shift in aesthetics and consumerism, while continuing to encourage recycling and exercise. Summer of ’93 can be found over at www.here-lies.com in all its 6 hour VHS glory with a free Bonus Digital copy so you can watch it on anything you wish!

Spend The Holidays With Over 14 Hours of Christmas Nostalgia Packed Onto VHS Tapes!

Growing up, I have fond memories of a VHS tape that played in rotation throughout the holidays for years at my house. A Christmas companion if you will, as that Polaroid tape strip was filled to the very last bit that contained every damn Christmas special WITH commercials, because my parents were too lazy to pause the recording- bless them for that. Specials that were continually added throughout the years that included A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS, FROSTY, RUDOLPH, and the last bit at the end of the tape in 1989, the very first SIMPSONS airing that was also a XMAS episode. The 1989 holiday season was also one my music teacher, Mr. Barnes absolutely LOATHED my second-grade class as we would turn Jingle Bells into the Batman Smells rendition.

Thanks, Bart!

Alas, as time swallows everything worth a damn, my beloved XMAS VHS compilation was lost and I haven’t been right since. However, thanks to VHS cassette wizards, not all hope is completely lost for those who yearn for the nostalgic visuals from our childhood that once was.

Back in September, I let you guys in on a little not so secret VHS and BETA connoisseur Eddie Spuhghetti, and his HERE LIES compilation projects for the Halloween season that included several series’ of VHS tapes dedicated to the Halloween holiday. Now of course, we gotta have one to carry on that XMAS tradition and the site now has not one, but TWO fully-jacked and loaded with holiday nostalgia on steroids XMAS companions to choose from!

Each tape has been curated to a television standard with a film, and holiday specials included with enough XMAS commercials to boot you’ll be having nightmares of the little 7-UP Christmas critters in your sleep. Companion 1 is 8 hours long while the all new Companion 2 is 6 hours with QR Codes included upon purchase. Also worth noting the tape’s movie is a BETAMAX rip with extended scenes cut into it.

And just because you need to know, Volume 2’s movie is the wholesome Christmas epic, BATMAN RETURNS. Now, click on over to HERELIES online shop and get yourself nostalgically cozy with the Bat, the Cat, and an incredible amount of XMAS commercial memories that’ll have you sick with nostalgia!