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The Website, The Controversy, And The Dupe: Celebrating 25 Years of the “Blair Witch Project”!

Love it or hate it, to deny that THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT made a monumental impact on horror films, indie films, and pop culture as a whole in the ’90s and beyond, would just be someone blowing a big fat bag of hot air into a bullshit fantasy cloud of delusion; and I think that’s me being rather gentle on the subject. Up until that fateful Summer of 1999, the “found footage” genre specter of the horror films sector was rather slim, only boasting a handful of films. One of the most famous ones being, of course, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (1980) and the sleeper video store hit THE McPHERSON TAPE (1989). Technically, if you want to count in PEEPING TOM (1960), which has some elements of found footage, then you could call it the first in its class. So while Blair Witch wasn’t the first to break the mold, they were the first to be wildly successful with it, and that brought along a string of found footage horror films to follow in an attempt to replicate the insane amount of fascination and ultimately, studio success, that Haxan Films gave the world in the Summer of 1999. Movies like REC, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and CLOVERFIELD all have their place at the table. But the throne belongs to Elly Kedward- The Blair Witch, and this is her story.

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT was the brainchild of writers and directors Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez and followed three filmmaking students Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, and Joshua Leonard into the Black Hills of Burkittsville, Maryland, to make a documentary about the local legend of the Blair Witch. However, that local “legend” turned out to be all too real for them, and what ensued throughout the movie was nothing but pure anxiety and terror as we watched these college students slowly slip into a bottomless pit of pure fear. You could FEEL their emotions, and let’s face it: Heather’s “snotty” performance is memorable as hell. Even if you’ve never watched the film, (what the hell is wrong with you) when you see this picture, you know exactly what it’s from.

However, it was the hype leading up to this movie that really got us all to go see it. Before social media, word of mouth was the way to get the word out and a whisper campaign began of this secret website that had more information about this curious “documentary-style film” that was coming in the Summer of 1999. These innovators concocted a site dedicated to the lore of the Blair Witch and the missing students along with what we know as now, faux news footage, interviews, and a timeline of events leading up to their disappearance along with the discovery of their footage. Full stop, I spent hours on this thing going over details before AND after seeing the movie. For those curious, yes the website is still active thanks to the Internet archive!

The website packed us with information about the mysterious vanishings of these college kids along with an entire backstory on the haunting events of the area over the last hundred years. With the core of the legend is the story of Elly Kedward, a Blair resident accused of witchcraft in 1785 and sentenced to death in the woods by exposure to harsh conditions. The following year, all those who accused her and half the town’s children vanished without a trace, making way for the curse and the legend of the Blair Witch, with the townspeople leaving Blair and vowing to never mention Kedward’s name again.

The town was rediscovered in 1824 and renamed Burkittsville, and the following year, a ten-year-old girl named Eileen Treacle drowned in the shallow water of Tappy East Creek, with eleven eyewitnesses claiming that a ghostly white hand reached out of the water and pulled her in. Eileen’s body was never recovered.

In 1886, Eight-year-old Robin Weaver is reported missing, and the townspeople gather in a search for her. Although Weaver returns, one of the search parties does not. The young girl babbled about seeing “an old woman whose feet never touched the ground.” The men from the search party were found weeks later at Coffin Rock, tied together at the arms and legs and completely disemboweled.

Between November 1940 and May 1941 were the last of the haunting events for the next 50 years in Burketsville when during that time, seven children were abducted from the township and were found in the cellar of one, Rustin Parr. Parr, an old hermit, confessed to luring the kids into a cellar of an old house in the woods on the orders of an “old woman ghost”, and disemboweling them. He was then hung for the murders.

I just love all the goddamn dedication and little details that have been made throughout the years to keep this legend going.

Made with a budget of only $60,000, the film premiered at Sundance in 1999. Just hours after the midnight screening, the two young directors sold the film to Artisan Entertainment for $1.1 million. However, the “project” itself was actually years in the making. Sanchez and Myrick first came up for the concept as film students in 1991, and it wasn’t until 1996 that they had the means to actually begin realizing their vision. A call was sent out to find actors who not only fit the roles but could also be quick to improvise, as most of the dialogue was to be that way.

After almost a year of casting calls and auditions, the three were finally chosen and filming began in late October 1997; with the actors manning the cameras themselves for believable effect. The shoot took eight days and was a 24/7 operation. Using a GPS, the actors were directed to locations marked with flags or milk crates, where they’d leave their footage and pick up food and directing notes. According to an interview Myrick did with The Guardian about the notes:

These would say things like: “Heather, you’re absolutely sure that to get out of this mess you go south. Don’t take no for an answer.” Or: “Josh, somewhere along the way today, you’ve had it with this bullshit.” They had the freedom to decide how to play it: we only intervened if we felt they needed to tone things down. Then there were the “gags” we’d pull at night that they had to react to – like hearing the children’s voices, or feeling the tent being shaken.

To be frank, that tent scene with the kids’ voices in the background is, to this day, one of the most downright creepiest things in any horror movie. BRAVO because I almost peed my pants here upon my first time viewing it in a dark theater.

Myself and seven other close friends went opening weekend to a little hole-in-the-wall movie theater. I was seventeen at the time and what we witnessed was something otherwordly- especially my buddy Corey who couldn’t handle the camera shakes and ended up puking in his popcorn bucket. When we left the theater, we talked about the movie for at least two days. Did what we see really happen? Also, listen: It was 1999. The World Wide Web was barely six years old. Google wasn’t even a year old yet. You couldn’t just go online and discern anything about this movie or the actors with a ten-minute search. We were pretty sure we hadn’t just watched a snuff film, but information moved a lot slower and the studio was fantastic at keeping the actors hidden and unknown. If you saw it in the first week or so, there was no way to be absolutely sure. It was the first we’d seen of its kind and was a total mindfuck.

It wasn’t until the three actors appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards a few months later that I realized we were actually conned because these bastards showed up as presenters. I felt so damn betrayed, and angry, yet so enthralled that a movie had gone to such lengths to blur the lines between real and diction for horror fans. Not since CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, or after this, has a film shown that much dedication to the art of mystery.

I mean, unless you’re presenting an award to the Backstreet Boys, am I right? Looking back, if my angsty teenage self paid more attention to things like Access Hollywood and Jay Leno rather than Headbanger’s Ball, I probably would have known sooner.

Me, feeling sheepish.

For me, what makes The Blair Witch exceptional is the improvised acting. Because there was no script really, the conversations were natural and real. The actors themselves seemed like “normal, everyday people.” The character tropes of the douchebag, the slut, and the girl next door were never there. They all had their charms, their quirks, and their flaws with no apologies. Well, except for Mikey kicking that damn map in the river; that was kind of a douchebag move. Because of the internet and social media, nothing will probably happen like the Blair Witch Project ever again. They had almost everyone fooled it was real. On top of that, they made a fantastic horror film with a few people and a $700 camera.

So here’s to 25 years of one of the greatest horror flicks to come out of the 90s, and an impactful film you’ll never soon forget. And if you do, go stare at a brick wall in a basement until you remember.

The Most Successful Horror Movie Sequels, Prequels, and Remakes According To Supercomputer Data Analysis

Horror movie sequels, prequels, and remakes are a dime a dozen and in 2024, have become an overly saturated part of the genre. Sometimes it’s good, Sometimes, not so much. And sometimes the film even surpasses its predecessor in terms of quality. Recently, a local magazine in my hometown, Vegas Insider, ran a data analysis on a supercomputer on the extension films on approximately 361 horror movies including, Alien, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Jaws, Scream, Saw, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser just to name a few.  And because it is Vegas after all, they were assigned points by the supercomputer based on their worldwide box office reported gross, user reviews score, Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic score as well as the estimated return on investment. In the points analysis, 1 point was given to the sequel/prequel/remake/revival which had a higher performance than the first movie in the given franchises in the following categories: Rotten Tomatoes score, IMDb rating, Metacritic score, reported worldwide gross and an estimated ROI.

So who made it out on top? Let’s take a look!

RETURN ON INVESTMENT

The most successful franchise continuation when the estimated return on investment is considered is Paranormal Activity 2 (2010). On a budget of 3 million dollars, it grossed 177.5 million dollars, thus an ROI of, 5817%.

The top 5 of the most successful ROI franchise continuations are: 

2. Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) ROI 4040%, Paranormal Activity universe

3. Annabelle (2014) ROI 3862%, The Conjuring universe

4. Saw II (2005) ROI 3593%, Saw universe

5. Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) ROI 3138%, Insidious franchise

USER RATING 

When looking strictly at the highest-rated continuations of horror franchises, the movie with the highest IMDb user rating is Aliens (1986), which has a user rating of 8.4/10, only 0.1 point lower score than the 1979 Alien.

The rest of the top 5 of the highest-rated horror continuations are: 

2. Dawn of the Dead (1978) – 7.8 rating, George Romero’s Dead series

3. Evil Dead II (1987) – 7.7 rating, Evil Dead series

4. The Fly (1986) 7.6 rating – remake of The Fly

5. Army of Darkness (1992) 7.4 rating, Evil Dead Series

CRITIC REVIEWS

The top 5 horror continuations with the highest Rotten Tomatoes score are: 

  1. Creep 2 (2017) – 100% score, sequel of Creep (2014)
  2. Slumber Party Massacre (2021) – 100% score, remake of the 1982 version
  3. Aliens (1986) – 98% score, sequel of Alien (1979)
  4. Prey (2022) – 94% score, prequel of Predator (1987)
  5. The Fly (1986) – 93% score, remake of the 1958 version

On Metacritic, the top 5 horror continuations with the highest score are: 

  1. Aliens (1986) – 84 score, sequel of Alien (1979)
  2. The Fly (1986) – 81 score, remake of the 1958 version
  3. 28 Weeks Later (2007) – 78 score, sequel of 28 Days Later (2002)
  4. Pearl (2022) – 76 score, prequel of X (2022)
  5. 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) – 76 score, second movie in the Cloverfield franchise

WORLDWIDE GROSS

Even though the budget and gross of the 1990 TV Mini-Series “IT” is not known, as it was a television event, it can be safe to say that the 2017 remake of “IT” surpassed the success of the first adaptation, grossing over 704 million dollars and becoming the highest-grossing horror movie of all time. It is also the highest-grossing horror remake ever.

When only the total worldwide gross is considered, the remaining highest-grossing franchise continuations that make up the top 4 are: 

It Chapter 2 (2019, gross: 473 million dollars, IT franchise), 

Prometheus (2012, gross: 403 million dollars, Alien franchise)

 The Nun (2018, gross: 366 million dollars, Conjuring universe). 

However, when looking strictly at the difference in total worldwide gross of a franchise’s first movie and its continuations where box office numbers are known (since it was not known for 1990’s It), the most successful franchise continuation is the 2012 prequel to the legendary Alien – Prometheus (2012). 

Alien (1979) was a box office success of its own, grossing 108.5 million dollars on a budget of 11 million dollars, however, Prometheus reportedly grossed over 403 million dollars, thus grossing 294.5 million more than the first movie in the Alien franchise. Its worldwide gross of over 400 million also makes it the most successful horror prequel ever made. 

OVERALL POINTS

According to the results of a points-based system, which was assigning 1 point to the movies that performed better than the first movie in their respective horror franchises, the supercomputer determined that the most successful horror sequels / prequels / remakes / reboots / spin-offs ever are: 

DRUMROLL PLEASE!

Evil Dead II (1987) and 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)!

When it comes to Evil Dead 2, it performed better than The Evil Dead (1981) in 4 areas: total worldwide gross, Metacritic score, Rotten Tomatoes score, and IMDb rating score, thus gaining 4 points in total.

Hail to the king, baby. I’m not going to argue with that!

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) also outperformed Cloverfield (2008) on 4 metrics, thus gaining 4 points: Metacritic score, Rotten Tomatoes score, IMDb ratings score, and Estimated return on investment.

Also, all hail the John Goodman.

For more data on these films along with a visual table, head on over to Vegas Insider by clicking here!

That One Time Horror Icons Got Together For A People Magazine Photoshoot in 1988

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To be a horror fan, and what’s more, a horror slasher fanatic in the year 1988 was probably peak orgasms for genre enthusiasts, and we had more than material in that year alone to make every one of us cream our jeans. Classics like THEY LIVE, CHILD’S PLAY, and KILLER KLOWNS IN OUTER SPACE touched just the tip of the iceberg in the massive slew of horror films we got this year; including sequels to the unholy trinity of the horror slashers-Jason, Freddy, and Michael. So it was only appropriate, and damn right of them, for People Magazine to give these guys their due credit with a special spread and photoshoot honoring horror’s greatest icons.

Bringing together for the first time Robert Englund (Freddy), Kane Hodder (Jason), George P. Wilbur (Michael- HALLOWEEN 4), and Bob Elmore (Leatherface- TCM 2) like this is not something we’ve seen before, and never will again in the light of Wilbur’s passing in 2023; and it’s just beautiful.

The article in People that banded together the foursome of fear was unleashed on newsstands on November 7th, 1988, with a cute picture of Baby Jessica on the cover (remember that debacle)? That kid went through more trauma than any of these bad boys could give her so why not, eh? And with the releases of HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER, and FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD dominating the horror game in 1988, it was time for horror fans to truly celebrate as these homicidal maniacs were finally to be taken seriously as major influences in the genre and pop culture fandom as a whole. It really was a major win for us as only a few years prior, the MSM ran countless stories, and news pieces about how horror films were trash and led to violent teenagers. Just another arm of the whole Satanic Panic bullshit that needed to be laid to rest. And the fact these iconic characters and their legacies are even stronger today than it was over 35 years ago, is a testament of the power the four horsemen of the slasher films have on our dark, corroded hearts.

So let’s take a look at what PEOPLE had to say about our boys, huh?!

They’re the reason that Hollywood accountants sleep well at night and American teens don’t. Averaging 20 victims per outing, these Hollywood horror hounds have laid a trail of death over a quarter-mile long (assuming a 5-foot skull-to-toe-tag span per corpse). The box office take from their combined 17 monstrous flicks has topped a bloody $500 million. So, for Halloween, it seemed ghoulishly appropriate that Jason, Freddy, Michael and Leather-face, the peerless princes of the pathological, gather to compare notes.

Jason Voorhees (Kane Hodder, 33), the hockey-masked murderer of the Friday the 13th movies, which have grossed $172.5 million to date, groans about his teenage telekinetic adversary in Friday Part VII. “I chase her out onto the porch, and she causes the entire front of the house and the roof to collapse. About 700 pounds fell right on my head,” he moans. “Kind of rang my bell.”

George P. Wilbur, 46, the new endoskeleton beneath the other masked maniac, Michael Myers of the Halloween series ($168 million), is not to be outdone. Myers has just emerged from a 10-year coma to launch more mayhem in the new Halloween 4, and Wilbur is trying to number his latest cache of victims. “Oh, it’s countless,” he says despairingly. “A minimum of 15. I’ve got a massive body count on this one.”

Resting on the 45-inch blade of his insatiable chainsaw, Leatherface (Bob Elmore, 35) reminisces about filming the first sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre($100 million) in 1986. “It was 170°,” he moans. “But I destroyed a Mercedes, killed lots of people and cut a guy’s head off. So that was real nice.”

Freddy Krueger (the recently wed Robert Englund), 39, is the only actor here to have played his fiendish character in every sequel of A Nightmare on Elm Street I through 4, which have grossed $148 million. Now star of the new TV series Freddy’s Nightmares, he looks undead on his feet per usual. The char-grilled “bastard son of a hundred maniacs” is lazily skewering apple slices on his razor fingers. Sneering in perfect Freddy fashion and baring his rotting fangs, he raises his wineglass and hisses a toast: “This blood’s for you, sucker.”

Uh, thanks, Freddy, and Happy Halloween, guys.

I’m pretty sure we won’t ever see something that fucking cool again.